Or, you know, a powered fleshlight. Bonus, it plays videos to help.
Via Weerd, who says it’s a great invention.
Posted in uncategorized on September 24th, 2012
by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Obama will blame this machine for putting fluffers out of work.
It’s for when the Media isn’t at an Obama briefing.
It will play videos that “help,” but after a quick visit to the TSA-shop it’ll learn to take videos that count…
Putting fluffers out of work isn’t a bug, it’s a feature. They’ll need to go on food stamps and they’ll become perpetual rat voters.
I’d call mine Zelda….she was a good ‘ol broad.
Fluffers havent been used since they invented Viagra
But will it respect me in the morning??
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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