Keep your booger hook off the . .
Wait, dogs don’t pick their nose.
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September 19th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Dogs and barbed wire cause an awful lot of actual ADs.
Be careful hunting.
September 19th, 2012 at 10:16 pm
They may not involve boogers, but dog feet certainly have hooks sufficient to pull a trigger.
My daughter’s dog is trained to fall over and play dead when a finger is pointed at it while saying, “BANG! BANG!” I hope that animal never thinks to return the favor.
September 19th, 2012 at 10:54 pm
It’s worse in a boat. Nobody wants to install those damned gun clamps, so they lay the gun down real carefully, have the dog jump in, and then climb in just as the dog steps on the trigger.
It’s worse because your best friend just shot you, and your boat sinks. And then — did you know? — ducks can laugh.
September 20th, 2012 at 5:18 am
We’ve lost a lot of firearms and ammo in tragic boating accidents around here. Please don’t remind me. It’s so painful.