Wait, dogs don’t pick their nose.
Posted in uncategorized on September 19th, 2012
by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Dogs and barbed wire cause an awful lot of actual ADs.
Be careful hunting.
They may not involve boogers, but dog feet certainly have hooks sufficient to pull a trigger.
My daughter’s dog is trained to fall over and play dead when a finger is pointed at it while saying, “BANG! BANG!” I hope that animal never thinks to return the favor.
It’s worse in a boat. Nobody wants to install those damned gun clamps, so they lay the gun down real carefully, have the dog jump in, and then climb in just as the dog steps on the trigger.
It’s worse because your best friend just shot you, and your boat sinks. And then — did you know? — ducks can laugh.
We’ve lost a lot of firearms and ammo in tragic boating accidents around here. Please don’t remind me. It’s so painful.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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