Men err Presidents are from Mars
Obama is a time traveler who went to Mars. I love conspiracy theories.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I was listening to these guys on Coast To Coast AM when Ed Dames called up. I kept hearing them name drop him in their story, and I was thinking, “if Ed’s not listening, his phone is blowing up right now.” Sure enough, he ended up calling and sounded like he was half asleep at first.
He was actually trying to let them off easy, saying, “I don’t remember any of this, I was in Germany as an intel officer at the time you say I was in California, but hey, there are a multiverse of timelines, we’ve remote viewed that, maybe you’ve gotten crossed up somewhere.”
The guy kept trying to rope him into his theory, and finally Dames ended up calling them “nuts” and “lunatics”. Fun fun times.
January 6th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
Pretty sure they’re not from Mars. Uranus mayhap, but definitely not Mars.
January 6th, 2012 at 2:22 pm
You’re thinking of Santorum.
(Sorry for that)