Future libertarians
Shutting down a little girl’s lemonade stand for not giving the king a shilling.
Fining a kid $500 for saving a woodpecker.
Jailed for shingling his own house.
Really, it’s time for every good citizen to stock up on tar and feathers.
August 3rd, 2011 at 11:23 am
and Bullets
August 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 am
In regards to the woodpecker story… God forbid someone went out of their way to do something good and they were rewarded instead of fined or jailed. I particularly love this one…
“She was really nervous. She was shaking. Then she pulled out a badge,” said Capo.
I can just imagine some bull dyke getting all worked up because she finally gets to flash her stupid U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service badge and flex her authority over a civilian. I like how they also called her a “special agent”.
Pathetic
August 3rd, 2011 at 11:59 am
Well! We seem to have three perfectly good subjects for budget cuts.
The Navy needs new ships, after all.
August 3rd, 2011 at 1:21 pm
I sense the beginning of a new feature category here…”Future Libertarians”
August 3rd, 2011 at 2:37 pm
The fish and wildlife woman needs some ultraviolence in her life. and then hang her in a public place.
August 3rd, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Well, maybe the “zombie chainsaw” is an improvement, but only if the operator learns to shoot it from the hip, not have to sight it like the inventor does in the video.
Also, if that “chainsaw” grip/op handle was an actual cam-and-lever setup that could operate the action by pivoting rather than sliding backwards 3″, it would REALLY be useful, since it could then be operated partly by recoil….
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:05 pm
It needs one of these.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:06 pm
You know, there’s probably a business opportunity in tar-and-feather kits. Neatly prepackaged in one-nitwit quantities.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Whoops! Wrong post!
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:08 pm
And available in 12-packs.
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:35 pm
The, hopefully, unintentional consequence of shutting down a kid’s lemonade stand like that is it sends a message that the government doesn’t want you to learn to make a living on your own and be a productive member of a free society…. and the government would never want that right???
August 4th, 2011 at 9:49 am
I’m done advocating for “tar and feathers.” It’s time for “gorilla masks.”
August 5th, 2011 at 12:42 pm
If these bureaucrats keep up this foolishness, it’s going to go right past the tar and feathers stage to torches and pitchforks.