Best they got
Dear Republicans, I know it’s early and all. But the people making noises to run on your ticket are unappealing.
Huckabee? Really. I’ll stay home. Don’t need the God Squad indoctrinating me at gun point.
Donald Trump? Uhm, here’s a guy who bankrupted a casino. A fucking casino. How do you do that?
Palin. Damaged goods. Sorry.
Newt: The best one, so far. But he’s tainted too.
Romney: May as well vote for Obama.
Work on it.