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When seconds count

You may be on the phone with 911 for 35 minutes while someone breaks into your house.

Posted in uncategorized on January 14th, 2011 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

8 Responses to “When seconds count”

  1. wizardpc Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 11:18 am

    While the total 911 call was 30 minutes, Williamson County was able to respond 14 minutes after it was transferred to them.

    Yeah that makes me feel better.

  2. Crotalus Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Good grief! And she wants to get together as a community to somehow staff the police with more officers?

    I wish I could tell her, “Don’t staff more police! Don’t listen t the Dansers Macabre! Get a gun and learn how to use it! Keep it ready at all times!”

  3. Han Solo's Lawyer's Cousin's Brother Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 11:35 am

    Years ago when I moved into a rent house in the sticks I asked it they had 911 service yet. Landlord’s response was “Yes, but you better be running when you dial it.” I bought more guns instead of running shoes, though.

  4. Laurence Blount Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    “In a perfect world, I would like 15-20 more officers but we also realize the reality of the situation,” said Parker.”

    NNNNNGH! Thank you for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you. The correct answer is:

    “In a perfect world, she would have shot the bastard and we would be responding to a ‘Home Intruder Shot by Homeowner’ call.”

  5. trackerk Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    The proposed solution is more good guys with guns. Agreed. Now it is just the implementation we need to work out.

  6. John Smith. Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Why even call the police then???

  7. Old Doctor Weasel Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Tonight I was home with my daughter. The doorbell rang. There was a man at the door with a gun.

    I signed for it and thanked him.

    CZ-82 from Century Arms.

  8. ATLien Says:
    January 15th, 2011 at 12:03 am

    The real question is how are they wasting the citizens’ tax dollars that they only have 6 officers?

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