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Hat Trick

Three robbers with guns try to hold up jewelry store. Move to tie up owner’s wife and who knows what after. Owner introduces the three robbers’ insides to the outside.

6 Responses to “Hat Trick”

  1. Phil Says:

    It’s also worth noting that the three owners of new toe tags were illegal aliens from Honduras. Houston is a sanctuary city so I guess the local press has been told not to include that in the story.

  2. Jay Says:

    It still stands that (other than the crime of illegal immigration, of course) illegal aliens commit crimes at a much lower rate than people who are legally here.

  3. SPQR Says:

    Jay, that statistic has very poor methodology behind it.

  4. TomcatsHanger Says:

    no, Jay’s right. If you don’t identify them as being illegal alien criminals, illegal aliens commit crimes at a much lower rate.

    Remember, until arrested and properly identified as an illegal alien, they can’t be a part of the statistic. Unsolved crimes can’t count. Sanctuary cities also don’t add to the illegal alien crime stats.

    So Jay is probably correct, of the piss poor incomplete data we have available (we don’t even know how many folks are here illegally to even begin to really state a rate) they probably do commit at a lower rate.

    It doesn’t have to reflect reality, statistics rarely do. Especially statistics based on fantasies.

  5. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    Yeah, say you’re in a car accident, and the other driver runs off into the woods. He was short and kinda swarthy. You’ve got a hit & run right there. Why run? No license, no insurance, maybe the plate’s even stolen. Crime, crime, crime, etc. If they don’t catch the guy, they can’t nail him as an illegal, so it goes in the citizen column! QED!

    Hellz, every single one of them has at least one crime on him, just being here.

  6. Nate from Ogden Says:

    The owner used his handgun to fight his way to a long gun, just the way it’s supposed to be done. Good on him!

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