The rules
We know the four rules. I’ve advocated a rule 5. Rule 6 would definitely be never give a monkey a gun:
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December 9th, 2010 at 9:58 am
Sporterized No. 4 Mk I Enfield. At least the monkey has good taste!
December 9th, 2010 at 10:12 am
I miss Mr. Free Market. I see you do, too.
December 9th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Looks like my brother-in-law.
December 9th, 2010 at 10:50 am
What a racist! 😉
December 9th, 2010 at 11:18 am
HAHAHAH!!!
I busted out laughing at this one.
December 9th, 2010 at 11:26 am
If he triggers it off, he’ll get a nice case of scope bite. 🙂
December 9th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Oh Great! Now they’re sending TSA agents to Sniper School!
December 9th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I cant believe no one has linked to the pic of the monkey holding a Glock.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
When I saw the pic, the first thing I thought was “Crap!! Someone’s gotta tell Frank J Fleming.” But I see that the link traces back to his site so it’s all good.
December 9th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Any instrument intended to detect “monkey”, if off more than a few percent, will detect you and I.
Certainly a monkey’s uncle.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
But if comic books have taught me nothing it’s that monkey sidekicks always save your ass in the end.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Two words: Bananna clip!
December 9th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Captions needed!
Ok leopard….just hold still a little looonger…..
“I’ll “cheetah” him…”
This’ll teach Tarzan to hit on my girl.
December 9th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I’d like to teach my cat to shoot, seeing that he’s old and slow and can’t get the rats as easily as he used to, but I can’t figure out how to arrange ear protection for him.
December 9th, 2010 at 3:12 pm
That’s not a monkey, it’s a baboon!
December 9th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
They’re all just a bunch of damn dirty apes!
December 9th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Damn them!! Monkeys are little cute things, baboons hunt them down and kill and eat them. Baboons will also stalk and kill baby gazelles and even baby cheetahs.
December 10th, 2010 at 10:42 am
…and of course there’s that red butt thing! No babboon is cute walking away.
December 11th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Never give a monkey a gun. A monkey with hand grenades is much more effective!