More TSA Stuff
Gay Cynic on TSA, Privacy, Freedom, & the 4th Amendment. If you like that post, you can read it at Jay’s too. Collaborative blogging could be the new thing.
A protest idea that is hardcore. I think I’ll pass.
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November 16th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
That protest idea is probably a felony somehow. At the very least you’d be sexually harassing and creating a hostile work environment for the prison guards.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
“I demand that you touch my monkey!”
November 16th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Here’s my protest mechanism:
No, you will not search me until you show me a warrant based on written probable cause. I will leave the airport and drive. Please get my wife and kids off the plane and retrieve our luggage from the hold. If you fail to do so, I will swear out a warrant for your arrest for grand theft. If you try to stop me from leaving, or if you do not retrieve my family members from the aircraft, you will be charged with kidnapping. I will further charge you with violation of TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 242 for deprivation of my rights under color of law.
Yeah, I know …. but just think of the impact if enough planes were delayed.
November 17th, 2010 at 4:11 am
Tell the TSA guy something like, “Ooh, that feels good! Y’know, you got a purty mouf!”