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Terrorized by turkeys?

Really? I hear they’re tasty.

7 Responses to “Terrorized by turkeys?”

  1. BobG Says:

    Looks to me like someone could fill up a freezer using nothing more than a baseball bat. If you get caught, you claim self-defense.

  2. Mr Evilwrench Says:

    Around here, I’m thinkin Christmas goose sounds pretty good.

  3. Speakertweaker Says:

    From the linked story:

    “How are people supposed to have faith that their government can deal with problems like terrorism when we can’t even deal with turkeys?” Oddo asked.

    Heh.

    tweaker

  4. Jennifer Says:

    There’s an easy solution there. And I think there might just be an event coming up where people like to eat those things.

  5. Lyle Says:

    Didn’t this story come up last year? Or the year before?

    “How are people supposed to have faith that their government can deal with problems…?”

    Newsflash; people aren’t supposed to have faith in government. Not here. Government causes problems, and then we’re suppose to look to government to solve them? Fuck that. That’s so full of retard that I can’t put it properly into words.

    This is the United States in case anyone has forgotten. We have faith in a free and independent people.

    Now who’s hungry?

  6. The Comedian Says:

    (Yes, I know that Staten Island isn’t on Long Island, but bear with we.)

    That story is 10 kinds of win if you read/hear/imagine all the quotes in the article as being said with a really thick Long Island accent.

    If you don’t know the LI accent, feel free to substitute a New Jersey accent.

    (You are now hearing Mr. Burns’ voice. Excellent.)

  7. Weer'd Beard Says:

    I got attacked by a pair of big toms last year. I was pretty sure I could have harvested the pair of them with my bare hands the way they were playing, and DAMN did I want to toss those bastards in the back of my truck.

    But I also wanted to keep my ass out of jail…Hence why the turkeys were so bold. They don’t act like that in rural Maine….

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