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Movie Review Haiku: Shaun of the Dead

Oh my god. Zombies!!!!
We need to get some weapons.
Crap. We’re in England.

6 Responses to “Movie Review Haiku: Shaun of the Dead”

  1. Mike Says:

    Another good Simon Pegg movie, Hot Fuzz, has a charming and quaint gunfight involving double barreled shotguns.

  2. SayUncle Says:

    I actually have that one sitting at home in the netflix package.

  3. Matt Groom Says:

    This works equally well with any UK based zombie flick, like “28 Days Later”. Brilliant.

    One that might work better for Shaun of the Dead is:

    Zombies? What Zombies?
    Oh, Crap! To the Winchester!
    Don’t you shoot my Mom!

  4. JKB Says:

    They do use the best way to survive a zombie attack: Make your way to the pub!

  5. Stormy Dragon Says:

    The best part of Shaun of the Dead is the neginning part where it’s obvious there’s a zombie apocalypse occuring but the main character is completely oblivious to it.

  6. SayUncle Says:

    Matt, your haiku-fu is better than mine.