What a firearm!
ďHey,Ē one of the officers asked, ďarenít you going to clean it?Ē
ďOh,Ē Murphy grinned as he snapped the box shut, ďdidnít I tell you? The whole gun is non-corrosive, even under a salt water spray, and the lubricants are permanently fused into the metal. Itíll never need oil, and dirt canít stick to any of the moving parts. Bury it in sand, dig it up, bang the butt on the ground once to clean it out, and itíll work like a hundred-dollar watch.Ē
I’ll take two.