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Where’s the blood in the streets?

Just stepped out for a bit, fully expecting to see blood in the streets and hear machine gun fire since the Assault Weapons Ban just expired (a day earlier than I thought, it’s like an early Christmas present). I was disappointed, there wasn’t any.

6 Responses to “Where’s the blood in the streets?”

  1. Thibodeaux Says:

    Don’t forget the flood of Uzis and AK-47s.

  2. Thibodeaux Says:

    Actually, you know that every shooting death from now on is going to be caused by an “assault weapon,” and if only the ban had been renewed, that death wouldn’t have happened. What do you bet?

  3. Barry Says:

    Why do you do this?

    What do you gain by celebrating this?

    Why does this make you feel good?

  4. SayUncle Says:

    Why do you do this?

    Do what?

    What do you gain by celebrating this?

    Celebrating what? The expiration of the ban? Because it’s one less asinine gun law.

    Why does this make you feel good?

    Does what make me feel good? The expiration of a sensless ban? Yup. The fact that supporters of it will be proven wrong? Yup. The fact it seems to scare sissies? Yup.

  5. Justin Says:

    Uncle…you celebration of the mega machine gun ban will cause our children to become irradiated…

  6. Xrlq Says:

    Why do you do this?

    Do what?

    Celebrate your newfound freedom. You’re supposed to feel guilty about it, not happy.

After several weeks of taking Viagra, I got used to it and took the drug only on the weekends. Noticing the changes, my girlfriend started to ask me why I'm so active on weekends. I had to honestly confess everything. She was not upset but supported me. So thanks to Viagra, I made sure that I'm loved just like the way I am.