Man tries to rob convenient store, indicating he has a gun. Apparently, he didn’t be cause the clerk pulled out a Samurai sword and chased him to the parking lot. Where the clerk hit him with the sword.

91 year old man holds burglar at gun point. Bonus: while naked.

Mother defends two children from two prison escapees trying to break into her house. 82 year old man kills invader 74 year old shoots carjacker Couple wards off home invaders

Sorry, but if your comic art looks like this, you shouldn’t make fun of other web-pages’ header graphics. As a bonus: my header is actually funnier. BTW, header was designed by The Comedian. But I have been thinking about changing it.

Obviously, she was just compensating for her penis size.

All these gun issues are because you have small dicks. Yes, all these people are obviously compensating for the size of their penis.

Say you use your gun defensively, to some fanfare from the press who wants to tell your tale. Great. But let’s reconsider posing with our guns for the press. I’m rather a fan of Tam’s rule of stop touching it. I think it’s better if we kept our guns where they belong, in the holsters. […]

Via Breda, Paul Helmke does not approve of Lady Gaga’s choice of bra: “The music was fine, but I wonder why they went out of their way to glorify guns in their production,” the campaign’s president, Paul Helmke, wrote on its website. “Beyond the sexual stereotype of guns in general, it’s hard to understand why […]

PSH and stupid all in one: The NRA is a money laundering operation for arms dealers Complete with references to sexual insecurity. After all, gun owners are just compensating for the size of their penises. And there’s that whole bit about how liberals should forget catering to gun owners. Yup. Because that would work out […]

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis, a wheelchair bound man kills a home invader. Where Great Britain Used To Be, a man uses a cricket bat to defend his family from a home invasion. He gets 30 months in jail. The home invaders are walking the streets on parole.

Anthony: The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the ‘male member.’ I know, look at all these people compensating for the size of […]

Katie on then and now: Nowadays, however, most parents – including me – would be incredibly freaked out if one of their child’s friends had unlocked guns in the home, not to mention hanging on the wall of a child’s bedroom (!!!). But why? I’m sure this guy was freaked out too: A ten-year-old boy […]

Aunt B. looks at Tennessee’s year of the gun. She notes what we’ve said all along: we have the facts the other side has dick jokes. After all, these people are just compensating for the size of their penis.

Clearly, she was just compensating for the size of her penis: About a month ago, Audry Sauceda was carjacked and fought back. He stuck a gun in my side and told me to get out of the car,” Sauceda said while sharing her story with FOX 13 on May 15. “And I pulled out my […]

That’s me, alright. Wait. I’m confused. I thought, being a gun nut, I was not a tough guy and therefore compensating for that and my small penis with my guns.

Over at the Carpet Bagger report, Morbo laments that the NRA continues to hold dominion over Virginia. Morbo incorrectly notes: In Virginia, lawmakers have rejected modest legislation closing a loophole that allows people to buy weapons at gun shows without undergoing a background check. This should be a no-brainer after what happened, but still the […]

It’s amusing. From Joe, I learn that Gun Guy Gonzo linked to me stating we gun bloggers are full of venom and vitriol, cursing and overcompensating masculinity, and instead of providing insight on the news, they provide rehashes of decades-old NRA lies and propaganda. This is particularly amusing when you’re in the know that this […]

Darren Seiber. Fresh from making the same tired joke about guns compensating for penis size [What about my wife’s gun? -Ed.], comes proof of an utter inability to do the slightest bit of research: However, the truth of the matter is, that Texas gun laws are no less lax than that of other states. Really? […]

and men with small brains have blogs: So, watch out if you’re out shopping tomorrow, they may be lots of men out compensating for their own inadequacies at the local gun shop. No doubt they will have travelled there in their big V8. Yes, the big cars and guns are a sure sign of a […]