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Mark Kelly learns that background checks work

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

Gabby Gifford’s hubby continues having a rough few weeks. The latest is that he tried to buy a handgun out of state and illegally. He was denied because we already have background checks and you can’t buy handguns out of state. He went to the same gun store and tried to purchase an AR-15 illegally […]

More astroturf inbound

Saturday, June 11th, 2016

CNN: Retired U.S. Army Gen. David Petraeus, who has long resisted calls to run for political office, is teaming up with retired NASA astronaut Mark Kelly to create a new group urging greater gun control. The two announced on Friday that they were launching Veterans Coalition for Common Sense to encourage elected leaders to “do […]

We must ban assault dogs

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

Mark Kelly. gun ban advocate and hubby of Gabby Giffords, neglected to properly watch or restrain his dog on a beach and the dog killed a sea lion. Of course he doesn’t want you to have dangerous things like guns because he thinks you might act negligently. I mean, you wouldn’t want to leave a […]

Pull my other one. No, my other, other one.

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

Mark Kelly says he was so going to turn that AR-15 he bought in to the police. I wonder how the turn in conversation would go: Kelly: I’m here to turn in this gun? Officer Friendly: Uh, what? Kelly: Yeah, I got caught buying this thing that I advocate banning and I need to turn […]

They don’t hate guns. They just don’t want you to have one

Monday, March 11th, 2013

Gun control proponent Mark Kelly buys an AR-15 and regular capacity magazines.

Gabby Giffords AR-15

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

So, her hubby went and bought an AR. Got caught. Says it was his plan all along to turn it in, which is BS. Now, here’s a photo of Gabby holding an AR-15 at a range. You can tell it’s real because she’s smiling. They’re not anti-gun. They just don’t want you to have one.

Mad Minute

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

The Gun Nut: If the NYPD starts shooting at people who actually shoot back, they are going to run out of ammunition. I think it was Carlos Mencia who (jokingly) opined that we should teach gang bangers marksmanship instead of the spray and pray method they tend to use now. That way, the only casualties […]

Sooper Seekrit Settlement

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

The Brady Bunch issued a presser that congratulates Mayor Michael Bloomberg and the City of New York for the historic settlement announced today with two Georgia gun dealers. No details of the settlement. Seems odd. I wonder if the settlement is NYC pays the dealers money and they don’t sue NYC? The Bradies stick to […]

Experts worried about Tasers

Monday, February 28th, 2005

Actually, the experts are worried that some choose to defend themselves with a less than ideal weapon: After the “crazy person” came to her house banging on her door and asking if he could come in, local resident Marty Taylor decided it was time for her to get a gun. But even after she found […]

Oh no

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

Apparently, Jack Daniel’s has started watering down its whiskey: If you’ve noticed that your Jack Daniel’s is carrying a little less kick these days, you’re probably right. The famed “sippin’ whiskey,” which advertises a recipe traced back to the nation’s first registered distillery, has lowered the alcohol content of its flagship brand, Old No.7 Black […]

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