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Obviously, compensating for the size of their penises

Monday, August 20th, 2018

One bad ass young lady involved in a road rage incident head-butted her attacker, knocking him over. He then persisted and tried to choke her and was summarily shot by her. Good for her. Meanwhile, a Portland woman used a gun to repel an attacker.

Obviously, compensating for the size of their . . .

Monday, December 19th, 2016

Oh, nevermind. Sex shop workers pelt armed robbers with sex toys.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, November 8th, 2016

Man, 82, shoots and kills home intruder

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2016

Police: 91-year-old shoots attempted robbery suspect outside Eastpointe Rite Aid

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, May 23rd, 2016

Wheelchair-bound Georgia veteran shoots, kills intruder

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, April 20th, 2016

80 year old man opens fire on three who tried to force their way into his home.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, August 24th, 2015

14 year old repels home invaders with rifle

Obviously compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

MLIVE: A Lapeer County Sheriff’s Office news release states one person knocked on all the doors and forced their way inside the home when there was no response. The girl locked herself inside a bathroom closet with a shotgun. The suspect eventually opened the bathroom door and closet where the child was hiding with the […]

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, October 20th, 2014

Oh, nevermind.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, September 21st, 2014

Mom uses shotgun she got for Mothers Day to shoot intruder in the butt: [I cocked the gun], saw that the door had broke down, then I saw him hitting over the fence and head to the creek, Kouba said. Kouba said she fired and thinks she hit him in his backside. Adding insult to […]

Obviously, compensating for the size of penis

Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

Mark Follman is butthurt because her balls are bigger than his

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, August 4th, 2014

Woman shoots home invader.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

90 year-old laundry owner scares off would be robber using a gun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of their penis

Thursday, September 19th, 2013

Older Texans are leading the pack in getting carry licenses.

Obviously, compensating for the size of your penis

Thursday, June 6th, 2013

Well, I’m compensating for the fact my penis can’t hurl a projectile at 2,200 FPS. Update: That’s not scientific. I didn’t break out a chronograph.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

Woman opens fire on gang of thugs trying to get into her home

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

81 year old man, with a gun, halts robbery.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Sunday, March 3rd, 2013

And keeping it classy

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

58 year old woman pulls gun on home invader and he leaves.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, February 17th, 2013

TN great-grandmother holds two robbery suspects at gunpoint until police arrive

Obviously, compensating

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

for the size of your penis. Hey, if I could shoot my penis at 1,300 FPS and use it to incapacitate a bad guy, I wouldn’t need a gun!

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Sunday, January 27th, 2013

Wheelchair bound man fends off burglar. He used a gun.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

82 year old man shoots home invader

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

Alexthechick: Do you know what kept me safe? Not some piece of paper. Not a judge tut tutting at him and shaking his/her finger and telling him to leave me alone. Not the police, who, after all, would only be able to respond once he had caused me harm. No, what kept me safe was […]

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, December 2nd, 2012

Female store clerk fends off three armed robbers with her gun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

83 year old woman with a walker discourages home invaders with a pistol.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, November 1st, 2012

You go, girl. Woman fights home invader then shoots him. Unfortunately, he lived.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, October 21st, 2012

12 year old girl shoots intruder.

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

92 year old shoots home invader

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Sunday, August 19th, 2012

Though I like the first comment’s description better: an insurrectionist woman attacked a poor Occupy Your Home activist

After several weeks of taking Viagra, I got used to it and took the drug only on the weekends. Noticing the changes, my girlfriend started to ask me why I'm so active on weekends. I had to honestly confess everything. She was not upset but supported me. So thanks to Viagra, I made sure that I'm loved just like the way I am.