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The Trumpening: Troll level grandmaster edition


NBC News:

“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” Trump proposed from a podium at his Doral Resort. “I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”

But the headline from the story: Trump Urges Russia to Expose Clinton’s Personal Email. All the press got their narrative on:

The Paper of Making Up the Record: Donald Trump Calls on Russia to Find Hillary Clintons Missing Emails

And countless more parrot this lie that Trump is calling for the Russians to do this. He said he hoped they did. Hell, I hope they do too. For the lulz. But it gets better. Hillary spokes weasels said this was a national security issue.

I mean, if those emails Hillary deleted were just personal, why are they a national security issue? After all, there was nothing in them, right?

I don’t like Trump. I won’t vote for him. But, damn, that was well played.

29 Responses to “The Trumpening: Troll level grandmaster edition”

  1. Old NFO Says:

    Yep, that was a funny moment… And I’d laugh if they DID show up…

  2. FiftycalTX Says:

    Hitlery sez thanks for voting for her.

  3. SayUncle Says:

    I’m not voting for her either.

  4. Butch Hylton Says:

    Uncle , I do not like trump either but this election comes down to one thing only. The next president will get to nominate at least 2 and probably 3 supreme court justices. This is the only thing that matters! The rest of the rhetoric is just B.S. Any vote not for Trump is only going to help her get elected, so I must vote for Trump.If the court turns Liberal the Republic will be lost!!! Awesome website with thoughtful posts. Thanks Butch Hylton

  5. Adam Lawson Says:

    Unc is in TN. Trump will win TN by double digits. His vote isn’t going to put Hillary in or out of the White House.

  6. mariner Says:

    Refusing what to do what’s best for the country because you believe others will do it for you is not exactly a profile in courage.

  7. rd Says:

    Please get out and vote.
    Primary, General Election, ALL of them.
    Leave the top line blank if you wish.
    There are a lot of people downballot that need support, and a more than few that need to be voted out.

  8. wizardpc Says:

    I was telling my wife about this trolling and said “It’s like a blog commenter got the nomination.”

  9. Andrew Says:

    Considering all the Berners going for the Green party candidate, this election the third party will take votes away from the Democrats.

  10. mikee Says:

    I, for one, expect Trump’s opening statement in the presidential debate to include something along the lines of: “My opponent, Hillary Clinton, should be no closer to a position of authority, responsibility, and trust than the defendant’s chair in a federal courtroom.”

    The more he points out how ridiculous is the notion that the empress is wearing clothes so fine only the elite can see them, like the boy shrieking about the naked emperor, the sooner everyone will see her for what she is – and I apologize for that mental picture.

  11. boxty Says:

    Twenty years from now you’ll lie to your grandkids how you loved and supported Trump, just like those fools in the Republican party that opposed Reagan in 1980.

  12. Jim Brack Says:

    If we all stay home, Hillary wins. It’s that simple. I for one do not want to see my 2nd Amendment rights diminished.

  13. Fred Says:

    RD is correct.

  14. Oliver Says:

    Not voting for the orange ape is voting for Klinton. Plain as that. Sorry.

  15. ben Says:

    Butch is right, supreme court matters most.

  16. Fred Says:

    Oliver, is not voting for clinton a vote for trump? see?

  17. JTC Says:

    Protection of 2A and SCOTUS noms are critical, but even they are not priority one, this is:

    No shit Sherlock, who is it that railed from the get-go about murderous muz intruders? That would be that bad-haired h8 monger DT. And who was it that gave a walk to the beast who will welcome that muzbro diasporo into our midst? That would be you, you spineless little bitch, it’s a little late to “agree with Trump” now…why don’t you go ahead and resign instead of waiting for prez Donald to have you and she charged with treason and share a cell (talk about torture, you’ll be begging for the water boarding you’re so against now)

  18. dustydog Says:

    Eh – everyone believes Hillary is corrupt and hates America. There is nothing that could be in those emails that would budge her supporters. Bribery, child rape conspiracy, gun running to Chicago gangs, delaying the release of PS5. You can’t further prove something that is 100% proven.

  19. Bram Says:

    There was this twitter gem last week:

    @realDonaldTrump thinks democrats care about his opinion. how does it feel putting your stuff where it doesn’t belong?

    @HillaryClinton Ask Bill.

  20. Ron W Says:

    Remember: These 30,000 emails are ones which would have ALREADY been long since hacked and whoever may have hacked them HAVE THEM. And we were told that they were personal emails about the mundane vicissitudes of everyday life. But now, we have media acolytes of Clinton saying how could Trump suggest such a thing lest it compromise national security??!!! If they are out there, it’s because Hillary Clinton has already compromised national security by her recklessness, carelessness and criminal negligence…NOW BEING ADMITTED!!!

  21. JTC Says:

    dustydog, correct HER supporters don’t give a shit about any of that, or the murder and treason that you left out.

    And while Sanders supporters don’t care about any of that either, they DO care that the bitch and her machine threw them and their little commie under the bus. And while the commie engaged in a little capitalism (selling out his supporters and his soul for fun and profit) and now screams her praises, THEY are majorly pissed…even the ones who pretended to go along at the convention.

    So let’s see what they do in the booth after even more releases from Assange, her avowed enemy, and the Russkies themselves, avowed supporters of real Commies everywhere, though maybe not of the little dwarf pretender Bernie anymore. A major write-in for Sanders absolutely can make a difference for Clinton, and they were and are primed to bern some shit down, even if it’s theirownselves. Good.

  22. TS Says:

    I can’t vote for Trump… Unless I keep hearing Bloomberg’s nasal voice talking about how bad he is.

  23. Ron W Says:

    Everytime I hear or see “Bloomberg”, I think of how the hypocritical, cowards lslithered away from a lone reporter while his armed goons protected him—short video clip which totally discredits his anti-gun rights agenda:

  24. rickn8or Says:

    “The more he points out how ridiculous is the notion that the empress is wearing clothes so fine only the elite can see them, like the boy shrieking about the naked emperor, the sooner everyone will see her for what she is and I apologize for that mental picture.”

    Mikee, I wish I shared your optimism, but H->illary! has had too many years and too much success playing The Artful Dodger. The most damning (truthful) information would not sway any of her supporters; they would insist that Trump is worse.

    I firmly believe Hill and Bill could dissect a live baby on national TV and people would line up to hold their jackets and pass them the tools.

  25. qmony Says:

    Hey, I liked Rand Paul as well, but #NeverTrump is pro-Hillary, and Hillary will abolish the 2nd Amendment through activist Supreme appointments. So get with the program or you might as well sell your guns now rather than have them confiscated later.

  26. Heck Says:

    Hillary will win the popular vote. Let’s not have another 2000 like with Gore. It’s simple, if you don’t vote, you vote for Hillary. And the only way you will have a gun then is to bury it.

  27. Chas Says:

    If anyone has them, the FBI does because they have the hard drives, and if they can be recovered, it would be from those drives. However, Comey is in the tank with Hillary.
    If anyone is likely to release them, it would be Wikileaks, and if they do have them, I would expect a release shortly before the election, for maximum impact. If they don’t have them, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone gave them to Wikileaks, and that could be any number of countries, since Hillary was a big, fat, alcoholic slob with regard to our national security.

  28. JTC Says:

    Well it’s all moot after today innit?

    NC and WI join other states where it is illegal to require any identification at all in order to vote.

    How many illegals and other unqualified voters can the beast and her machine line up in the next 100 days?

  29. JTC Says:

    Forgot the link…