I laughed and laughed
9 Responses to “I laughed and laughed”
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February 2nd, 2015 at 7:34 pm
I gotta admit, the punchline was funnier than I expected.
February 2nd, 2015 at 8:10 pm
That joke has whiskers. Here’s the normal version:
A man walks into a dentist’s office and says, “Doctor, can you help me? I have this delusion that I’m a moth”. The dentist says, “You need a psychiatrist, this is a dentist’s office”. The man says, “I know”. The dentist asks, “Then why did you come here?” And the man says, “Your light was on”.
February 2nd, 2015 at 8:56 pm
Laughed ’til I cried.
February 2nd, 2015 at 10:04 pm
Yeah, yeah…
A woman goes into a psychiatrist’s office and complains that her husband thinks he’s a refrigerator. The doctor says, “Well, that must interfere with his work.” No, she says, he does his work fine; he’s a good provider for the family. Well, asks the doctor, does it interfere in some other way? No, not really, she responds. In that case, says the doctor, what’s the problem? Let your husband go on thinking he’s a refrigerator, if it doesn’t hurt anybody and it makes him happy!
“Well, there is this one small problem”, she says. “You see, my husband snores, and every time he opens his mouth to snore, the little light wakes me up.”
February 2nd, 2015 at 10:11 pm
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, I wonder if you can help us. My son thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “How long has this been going on?” The lady says, “Oh, about a year”. The doctor says, “A year? Why didn’t you try to get help for him sooner?” And the lady says, “To tell you the truth, doctor, we needed the eggs.”
February 3rd, 2015 at 1:34 am
Hey you comedians…it’s not a joke, it’s a performance, see?
Oh never mind, if you gotta ‘splain it ain’t funny.
February 3rd, 2015 at 9:24 am
My favorite Norm clip.
February 4th, 2015 at 6:38 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup- MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I was ruined for real jokes when my kids were small.
February 6th, 2015 at 4:42 pm
Weird fact, my ex-wife used to love the smell of moth balls. She would make me hold their little knees apart.