Bottle of salad dressing used as robbery weapon. Story ends well when shop owner pulls a gun.
Posted in uncategorized on October 26th, 2010 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
“Oh, you have a gun? Nevermind the whole robbery/assault thing. I’ll just leave, okay?”
Dont bring a salad dressing to a gun fight. HA!
Soon to be regulated by the BATFE & C. Condiments division. Let’s ban Wishbone Assault dressings.
Hmm, my home town and I have been in both of those stores in the not so distant past. I will now watch out for teenagers in the condiments isle with much more vigilance.
Did that salad dressing have a shoulder thing that comes up?
The whole “will not name the suspect because of his age” thing is retarded. we need to know who these idiots are as soon as possible.
Well sure, have you SEEN the price of arugula lately!
October 26th, 2010 at 9:21 am
“Oh, you have a gun? Nevermind the whole robbery/assault thing. I’ll just leave, okay?”
October 26th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Dont bring a salad dressing to a gun fight. HA!
October 26th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Soon to be regulated by the BATFE & C. Condiments division.
Let’s ban Wishbone Assault dressings.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Hmm, my home town and I have been in both of those stores in the not so distant past. I will now watch out for teenagers in the condiments isle with much more vigilance.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Did that salad dressing have a shoulder thing that comes up?
October 26th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
The whole “will not name the suspect because of his age” thing is retarded. we need to know who these idiots are as soon as possible.
October 26th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Well sure, have you SEEN the price of arugula lately!