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New Hoppe’s No. 9 Air Freshener


6 Responses to “New Hoppe’s No. 9 Air Freshener”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    Now the big question is how to properly pronounce it.

    I personally pronounce it the same way you pronounce the flower that flavors beer.

    Seems a lot of older fellers I know say “Hop-eez”

  2. Zack Says:

    I’ll wait for the Ed’s Red scent…

  3. anon Says:

    While Hoppes conjures many a fond memory, I do not consider it a pleasant smell. Would you hang used bore patches in your car?

  4. Chuck Bennett Says:

    “Would you hang used bore patches in your car?”

    That smell rates with the smells of Thanksgiving in terms of comfort for me.. but no. I guess I wouldn’t.

    I don’t mind walking into my garage and smelling it though. That means the kids are cleaning their rifles.

  5. Weer'd Beard Says:

    “Would you hang used bore patches in your car?”

    here In Mass I bet that could be used for probable cause to search my car….

  6. B Smith Says:

    True story: I once went on an informal outing with a female friend. she kept sniffing me, and asked,” WHAT are you wearing? It smells so NICE!” After thinking a few seconds, I realized she was smelling the Break-Free I had been using a few hours earlier. But yeah, Hoppe’s #9 beats Chanel #5, for me, anyway 🙂

    @ Weer’d: I pronounce it, “Hop’s” too, but I had a fiend in school who insisted on calling it, “Hope’s”. (“Barry don’t clean guns!”)

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