You’ll put your eye out
Gun warnings are getting a bit, err, silly:
There is a new gun in town: a Swiss minigun the size of a key fob that can shoot an eye out, according to an Intelligence Bulletin from the Baltimore, Md. police obtained by ABC News.
You have to click the link to believe it. Via reader Chris.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:59 am
I guess these guys never took physics in high school. The spring from my ballpoint pen can also take out an eye at close range.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:34 am
They certainly didn’t take the high school physics class I remember best – the lab where we measured the muzzle velocity of a .22 rifle.
August 8th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Model of a Colt Python? What are they calling it? Colt Inchworm? Chambered in .0038 stoopid?
August 8th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
You guys are missing the most obvious eye-removing weapon: The Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Range Model Air Rifle with a Compass in the Stock and this Thing which tells time.
Guaranteed to shoot anyone’s eye out.
August 8th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
[…] The least powerful handgun in the world has caused alarm in law enforcement agencies across the country. The police have been warned of dangers to eyballs and fingernails in urgent releases. “This gun is incredibly easy to conceal” said an unnamed spokesman “and causes great concern.” […]
August 9th, 2006 at 8:20 am
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August 9th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Baltimore police: “The arrival of this new gun has forced us to accept the fact that we’re a bunch of emasculated pansies, and we must make up for that with countless more no-knock raids.”