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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett

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Thursday, December 16th, 2010

71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.

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Monday, October 25th, 2010

She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.

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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Woman kills home invader.

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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.

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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.

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Thursday, March 18th, 2010

82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.

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Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.

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Monday, January 4th, 2010

Woman uses KelTec to stop a robbery.

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Monday, December 28th, 2009

In the Philippines: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her. But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her. A subgun or a handgun?

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Monday, December 28th, 2009

Judge arms herself amid safety fears.

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Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Woman repels two burglars with handgun.

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Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Squeaky on carry permit databases: I got a gun because of an ex who’d raped me and then began stalking me. I went through all of the appropriate steps to become licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and I’m listed in the same database section that my ex would be if he was arrested for […]

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Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Good thing she had a gun: Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door […]

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Friday, November 13th, 2009

Mother of three kills intruder.

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Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Great Grandmother stops robbery.

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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Nothing says please don’t rape me like a couple of rounds.

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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Pregnant woman holds intruder at bay with a shotgun.

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Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Handgun carry permit holder thwarts kidnapping of 8 year old boy.

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Thursday, June 18th, 2009

In Maine: 77 year old woman with concealed handgun permit “escorts armed intruder from home at gunpoint”

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Monday, August 20th, 2018

One bad ass young lady involved in a road rage incident head-butted her attacker, knocking him over. He then persisted and tried to choke her and was summarily shot by her. Good for her. Meanwhile, a Portland woman used a gun to repel an attacker.

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Wednesday, April 20th, 2016

80 year old man opens fire on three who tried to force their way into his home.

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Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

Mark Follman is butthurt because her balls are bigger than his

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Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

81 year old man, with a gun, halts robbery.

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Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

I use that meme a lot here. I didn’t know it there was a term for it: Markley’s Law.

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Monday, September 19th, 2011

88 year old man shoots attacker

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Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Killer Cosmetics. Ted Noten Creates Feminine Firearms As Makeup Kits. Update: turns out, it’s art.

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Monday, January 24th, 2011

Man tries to rob convenient store, indicating he has a gun. Apparently, he didn’t be cause the clerk pulled out a Samurai sword and chased him to the parking lot. Where the clerk hit him with the sword.

After several weeks of taking Viagra, I got used to it and took the drug only on the weekends. Noticing the changes, my girlfriend started to ask me why I'm so active on weekends. I had to honestly confess everything. She was not upset but supported me. So thanks to Viagra, I made sure that I'm loved just like the way I am.