Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.
In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.
Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.
11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett
71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.
She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun
Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.
Woman kills home invader.
69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.
89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.
82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.
In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.
Woman uses KelTec to stop a robbery.
In the Philippines: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her. But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her. A subgun or a handgun?
Judge arms herself amid safety fears.
Woman repels two burglars with handgun.
Squeaky on carry permit databases: I got a gun because of an ex who’d raped me and then began stalking me. I went through all of the appropriate steps to become licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and I’m listed in the same database section that my ex would be if he was arrested for […]
Good thing she had a gun: Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door […]
Mother of three kills intruder.
Great Grandmother stops robbery.
Nothing says please don’t rape me like a couple of rounds.
Pregnant woman holds intruder at bay with a shotgun.
Handgun carry permit holder thwarts kidnapping of 8 year old boy.
In Maine: 77 year old woman with concealed handgun permit “escorts armed intruder from home at gunpoint”
One bad ass young lady involved in a road rage incident head-butted her attacker, knocking him over. He then persisted and tried to choke her and was summarily shot by her. Good for her. Meanwhile, a Portland woman used a gun to repel an attacker.
80 year old man opens fire on three who tried to force their way into his home.
Mark Follman is butthurt because her balls are bigger than his
81 year old man, with a gun, halts robbery.
I use that meme a lot here. I didn’t know it there was a term for it: Markley’s Law.
88 year old man shoots attacker
Killer Cosmetics. Ted Noten Creates Feminine Firearms As Makeup Kits. Update: turns out, it’s art.
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