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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

In Alaska: A Fairbanks woman nearly severed a man’s hand with a sword early Saturday morning as he was trying to break into her bedroom, according to Fairbanks police.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Woman who runs sex toy shop wants folks to turn in guns in exchange for sex toys.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

11 year old girl uses gun to defend home. It’s a good thing she was not subject to any of those laws restricting children’s access to firearms. Bonus: a pink Crickett

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

71 year-old woman defends herself with a frying pan.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, October 25th, 2010

She had to make do with common household items, like a handgun

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Woman fends off black bear. With a zucchini.

Obviously compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Woman kills home invader.

Obviously compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

69 year-old grandmother shoots intruder who was in her bedroom.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

89 year old woman fends off intruder with revolver. Bonus officer friendly: Police show up and what do they do? “This is a .22. And the police reloaded it for me,” said Turner. Good for them.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

82 year-old grandmother ends beating by drawing her gun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

In Ohio, a woman finds a 28 year-old man in her 14 year-old daughter’s bedroom. Holds him at gun point for police.

Obviosly, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Woman uses KelTec to stop a robbery.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis – remix

Monday, December 28th, 2009

In the Philippines: Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago said on Sunday her husband has given her a submachine gun to protect herself from those threatening to kill her. But she said she had to go back to practice shooting because she was not familiar with the handgun given to her. A subgun or a handgun?

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Judge arms herself amid safety fears.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Woman repels two burglars with handgun.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Squeaky on carry permit databases: I got a gun because of an ex who’d raped me and then began stalking me. I went through all of the appropriate steps to become licensed to carry a concealed weapon, and I’m listed in the same database section that my ex would be if he was arrested for […]

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Good thing she had a gun: Donna Jackson, 57, was on the phone with 911 for more than ten minutes reporting an intruder at her home when she shot and killed the man, Billy Dean Riley. The incident was captured on tape by the 911 dispatcher. Riley entered Jackson’s home after breaking a glass door […]

Obviously, she was compensating for the size of her penis

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Mother of three kills intruder.

Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Great Grandmother stops robbery.

Obviously, she was compensating for the size of her penis

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Nothing says please don’t rape me like a couple of rounds.

She was just compensating for the size of her penis

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Pregnant woman holds intruder at bay with a shotgun.

Clearly, she was just compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Handgun carry permit holder thwarts kidnapping of 8 year old boy.

Obviously, she was compensating for the size of her penis

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

In Maine: 77 year old woman with concealed handgun permit “escorts armed intruder from home at gunpoint”

Obviously, compensating for the size of their penises

Monday, August 20th, 2018

One bad ass young lady involved in a road rage incident head-butted her attacker, knocking him over. He then persisted and tried to choke her and was summarily shot by her. Good for her. Meanwhile, a Portland woman used a gun to repel an attacker.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, April 20th, 2016

80 year old man opens fire on three who tried to force their way into his home.

Obviously, compensating for the size of penis

Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

Mark Follman is butthurt because her balls are bigger than his

Obviously, compensating for the size of his penis

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

81 year old man, with a gun, halts robbery.

Obviously compensating

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

I use that meme a lot here. I didn’t know it there was a term for it: Markley’s Law.

Obviously compensating for the size of his penis

Monday, September 19th, 2011

88 year old man shoots attacker

Obviously, compensating for the size of their penis

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Killer Cosmetics. Ted Noten Creates Feminine Firearms As Makeup Kits. Update: turns out, it’s art.

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