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I’m at an unsecured, undisclosed location that has a nice beach and adult beverages. Happy 4th. Irregularly scheduled blogging to resume in a few days. Talk amongst yourselves.

Which, here in The City (My The City), we celebrate by traveling across county lines to buy fireworks that we can’t purchase in our own county. Then we illegally set them off until the police come by and tell us the neighbors are complaining. It’s an annual tradition now for 6 years. Now matter how […]

A day to celebrate freedom by going across state or county lines to buy fireworks because they’re illegal where you live. Be safe and have fun.

This weekend, as you’re traveling across a state or county line to buy fireworks so you can take them home and violate local ordinances regarding setting off fireworks, keep an eye out for the occasional DWI checkpoint. Oh, and make certain to buckle up. After all, you’re celebrating your freedom.

Be safe.

I will be spending part of mine at the walk-in clinic. You see, yesterday, I happened to be holding the kitty when the dog decided to introduce itself. Cat was not a fan. And, in its escape attempt, bit me. Wake up this morning and where I was bitten is swollen, red and ouchie. So, […]

Reader Tim Sheehy wrote this and I said I’d publish hit so here you go. This 4th of July be sure to: Buckle your seatbelt, Behave for the traffic cameras, Patiently wait at the sobriety checkpoints and hold your tongue if you feel the police officer at that checkpoint is too inquisitive, Don’t light up […]

Happy “shoot people in the face for raising taxes” day. I’m gonna go blow some stuff up.

A lanky 15 year-old with a troubled life ran away from home. He lied about his age and enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. After the graduation ceremony, he was resided in the fact that he would be going to Vietnam. He was wrong. The next day, he was summoned by his superiors. There […]

Happy Independence Day! Oh, say can you see, by the dawn’s early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through […]

So, it looks like the newest political pixie dust we’re having shoved upon us is fixing health care. The arguments presented by advocates are largely bogus because of the way they frame the debate. You see, they use terms like health care and health insurance interchangeably, which is misleading. The great thing about America is […]

You see, tomorrow is not only the day we celebrate that time when Santa and the baby Jesus joined forces to defeat the Seleucid Empire using candles and divided up a fish to drive the uwole-clad British to the sea, where they saw their shadow which meant six more weeks of telethons. Wait, that’s not […]

It’s a pity this guy didn’t try this with his, err, dudes. At least then, he’d be out of the gene pool.