Remember how those rednecks supposedly killed a census worker and wrote ‘fed’ on him? Yeah, could have been a suicide.

A couple of AK47 wielding terrorists were killed. By a bear.

Odd article, I thought.

You’re out mowing the lawn, minding your own business and you find a missile launcher.

Update: In comments, my dad says:

Not as bad as it seems. The tube is useless, the sight is the actual weapon, the yellow ban indicates it was a training device. Just like finding a piece of brass.

Protect your chicken from Dokken.

Err, San Francisco?

Update: Video here.

We joke about how Obama’s plan to cure what ails us usually involves pixie dust and rainbow farting unicorns. Turns out he frolicks with the rainbow farting unicorns naked.

Pic here. Made from iron bedposts; charge made of pieces of lead from curtain tape and match-heads, to be ignited by AA batteries and a broken light bulb.

But never give a monkey a knife.

Ok then:

Moreover, many mental health professionals have concluded that the official version of 9/11 is false, and that those who believe the official version suffer from emotional problems or defense mechanisms.

World’s Weirdest Animal Babies.

In China, a cat grew wings. Do the lolcats people know about this?

LabRat links up one of the funniest, most disturbing videos I’ve ever seen. My kids used to watch Lazytown all the time. The music from the show is pretty good. But Lil Jon never showed up.

The zombypocalypse starts. With ants.

The Apache — A 19th Century Personal Protection Gadget

A bayonet mount to fight ninjas.

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels.

Using the Rodenator that we talked about once.

Diver accidentally killed by dynamite fishermen.

So, what are the odds: This remarkable picture shows how two bullets from opposing troops fused after striking each other in mid-air.

Via email, I’m alerted to some blogger who’s totally losing his/her shit because the folks on the right now sound like the folks on the left sounded four and eight years ago. Seems some freepers are getting their ammo box, civil war, blah blah, talk on. Suddenly, Free Republic has become Democratic Underground from a few years ago with talks of uprising, planning for the worst, and stocking up on sweet, sweet ammo. Irony level is pretty rich because said blogger complaining about it has that whole V for Vendetta theme going on but is calling the secret service over harsh words seen on Al Gore’s Internets. Too funny. Also, the blogger says these people are talking assassination, which they’re not.

Any way, I don’t mind so much. The Bush years turned a lot of lefties into gun nuts. In fact, the picture that Mr. Fifth Of November Poser used was prominent on a lot of lefty, pro-gun sites. Looks like the Obama years will get a lot of righties back into the gun rights movement.

And to round out teh st00pid: That gun looks illegal, too.

Really? How can you tell?

I know I’ve linked to video Boston Dynamics’ quadrupedal BigDog robot before but it keeps showing up. And that thing still gives me the willies.

Gun buyback nets an artillery piece.

Did you know Knoxville had a girl’s Roller Derby team? Me neither. I didn’t even know roller derby existed outside of movies.

1930s video of a man testing bullet proof glass by shooting it. While his wife holds it.

Raccoon? I have never had it.

I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years’ flying.

Poor cow.

15 images you’ll think are photoshopped but aren’t.

You apparently can polish a turd. The actually made a couple of high-gloss and highly unsanitary spheres from poo.

Can’t find video, though. Probably be here soon.

Or not enough bullet:

Police say the contents in an oversized purse saved a 22-year-old Middle Tennessee State University student’s life, stopping a bullet during an attempted robbery.

Either way, I’m sure she’s thankful.

This may be the most disturbing thing I have seen. How can someone live like that?

Still, it did provide a bit of humor. I mean, it’s an utter shit hole yet this woman, who has no desire to maintain her home, has the sense to iron her clothes. And particularly ironic is that right next to the ironing board is a bottle of Febreze.

Via Guav.

Interesting:

The Legislature passed a law (which takes effect today) removing liability from companies offering commercial space flights.

Forget those gun cameras, how about machine gun cameras.

A knife that can be used in a gun fight.

Gun cameras?

That’s one mean obituary.

This just in: Tron guy is a gun nut.

So, some bigfoot believers claim to have themselves a body and DNA evidence. I would assume a body is good enough and probably has all kinds of DNA evidence. Instead of showing the body, they’re showing pictures. So, color me skeptical.

Apparently, you get offers of organs.

Weird:

“An off-duty police officer went to an outpatient imaging center … to have an MR imaging examination. … The officer was carrying a model 1991 A-1 compact.45 caliber semiautomatic pistol …”

“… the officer apparently misunderstood and took the gun into the MR suite. …”

“Once the officer was inside the MR suite, the gun was pulled from his hand as he attempted to place the gun on top of a cabinet … The gun was immediately pulled into the bore, where it struck the left side and spontaneously discharged … The weapon’s thumb safety was reportedly engaged when the gun discharged.” …

“The gun likely discharged as a result of the effect of the magnetic field on the firing pin block. …” …

If only he’d had one of those plastic Glock 7s from Die Hard 2!

via KABA.

Ninja sighting in New Jersey.

You soon could buy your own floating sovereign nation.

Pulp Fiction as written by William Shakespeare.