Odd AK magazines.

Hobbits, unlike global warming data, were real.

Burka barbie.

In NY, fewer murders on rainy days.

Remember how those rednecks supposedly killed a census worker and wrote ‘fed’ on him? Yeah, could have been a suicide.

A couple of AK47 wielding terrorists were killed. By a bear.

Odd article, I thought.

You’re out mowing the lawn, minding your own business and you find a missile launcher.

Update: In comments, my dad says:

Not as bad as it seems. The tube is useless, the sight is the actual weapon, the yellow ban indicates it was a training device. Just like finding a piece of brass.

Protect your chicken from Dokken.

Err, San Francisco?

Update: Video here.

We joke about how Obama’s plan to cure what ails us usually involves pixie dust and rainbow farting unicorns. Turns out he frolicks with the rainbow farting unicorns naked.

Pic here. Made from iron bedposts; charge made of pieces of lead from curtain tape and match-heads, to be ignited by AA batteries and a broken light bulb.

But never give a monkey a knife.

Ok then:

Moreover, many mental health professionals have concluded that the official version of 9/11 is false, and that those who believe the official version suffer from emotional problems or defense mechanisms.

World’s Weirdest Animal Babies.

In China, a cat grew wings. Do the lolcats people know about this?

LabRat links up one of the funniest, most disturbing videos I’ve ever seen. My kids used to watch Lazytown all the time. The music from the show is pretty good. But Lil Jon never showed up.

The zombypocalypse starts. With ants.

The Apache — A 19th Century Personal Protection Gadget

A bayonet mount to fight ninjas.

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels.

Using the Rodenator that we talked about once.

Diver accidentally killed by dynamite fishermen.

So, what are the odds: This remarkable picture shows how two bullets from opposing troops fused after striking each other in mid-air.

Via email, I’m alerted to some blogger who’s totally losing his/her shit because the folks on the right now sound like the folks on the left sounded four and eight years ago. Seems some freepers are getting their ammo box, civil war, blah blah, talk on. Suddenly, Free Republic has become Democratic Underground from a few years ago with talks of uprising, planning for the worst, and stocking up on sweet, sweet ammo. Irony level is pretty rich because said blogger complaining about it has that whole V for Vendetta theme going on but is calling the secret service over harsh words seen on Al Gore’s Internets. Too funny. Also, the blogger says these people are talking assassination, which they’re not.

Any way, I don’t mind so much. The Bush years turned a lot of lefties into gun nuts. In fact, the picture that Mr. Fifth Of November Poser used was prominent on a lot of lefty, pro-gun sites. Looks like the Obama years will get a lot of righties back into the gun rights movement.

And to round out teh st00pid: That gun looks illegal, too.

Really? How can you tell?

I know I’ve linked to video Boston Dynamics’ quadrupedal BigDog robot before but it keeps showing up. And that thing still gives me the willies.

Gun buyback nets an artillery piece.

Did you know Knoxville had a girl’s Roller Derby team? Me neither. I didn’t even know roller derby existed outside of movies.

1930s video of a man testing bullet proof glass by shooting it. While his wife holds it.

Raccoon? I have never had it.

I have to say it is the first cow I have ever hit in 22 years’ flying.

Poor cow.

15 images you’ll think are photoshopped but aren’t.

You apparently can polish a turd. The actually made a couple of high-gloss and highly unsanitary spheres from poo.

Can’t find video, though. Probably be here soon.

Or not enough bullet:

Police say the contents in an oversized purse saved a 22-year-old Middle Tennessee State University student’s life, stopping a bullet during an attempted robbery.

Either way, I’m sure she’s thankful.

This may be the most disturbing thing I have seen. How can someone live like that?

Still, it did provide a bit of humor. I mean, it’s an utter shit hole yet this woman, who has no desire to maintain her home, has the sense to iron her clothes. And particularly ironic is that right next to the ironing board is a bottle of Febreze.

Via Guav.

Interesting:

The Legislature passed a law (which takes effect today) removing liability from companies offering commercial space flights.

Forget those gun cameras, how about machine gun cameras.

A knife that can be used in a gun fight.

Gun cameras?

That’s one mean obituary.

This just in: Tron guy is a gun nut.

So, some bigfoot believers claim to have themselves a body and DNA evidence. I would assume a body is good enough and probably has all kinds of DNA evidence. Instead of showing the body, they’re showing pictures. So, color me skeptical.

Apparently, you get offers of organs.

Weird:

“An off-duty police officer went to an outpatient imaging center … to have an MR imaging examination. … The officer was carrying a model 1991 A-1 compact.45 caliber semiautomatic pistol …”

“… the officer apparently misunderstood and took the gun into the MR suite. …”

“Once the officer was inside the MR suite, the gun was pulled from his hand as he attempted to place the gun on top of a cabinet … The gun was immediately pulled into the bore, where it struck the left side and spontaneously discharged … The weapon’s thumb safety was reportedly engaged when the gun discharged.” …

“The gun likely discharged as a result of the effect of the magnetic field on the firing pin block. …” …

If only he’d had one of those plastic Glock 7s from Die Hard 2!

via KABA.

Ninja sighting in New Jersey.

You soon could buy your own floating sovereign nation.

Pulp Fiction as written by William Shakespeare.

In my never ending quest for scientific research, I decided to Google up images of Marci Milfs to see if she lives up to her name. And if she’s offended by sexually charged books then she should never do that.

Turns out, you can’t mail a brick.

I was unaware that 1) people bleached their poopers; and 2) that there was an expert on journeys there. Thanks Tam.

What he said.

Update: Nomen disagrees here and here.

Sorry, I don’t see it. This is not a pregnant man. This is a pregnant woman who has been surgically and medically altered to appear masculine. You can put whatever bow and wrapping on that you want but it doesn’t change the fact that underneath the hood, the parts are female. Men can not have babies. Note: I think that Nomen is addressing the psychological/sociological aspect of the transgendered and I am talking about what physically is reality.

I’m with Guav, take her off the sex offender registry and give her a medal.

In India, if you get a vasectomy, they’ll speed up your gun license application.

The internet is an amazing place. I mean, where else can you see a walrus and a hot chick dancing to Smooth Criminal.

Australian Man Gunned Down in Driveway by Killer Robot

Ok, you’ve probably read the story about the chick whose ass was fused to the toilet for some period of time (one month to two years, depending on the source). Well, the local law is bringing charges against the boyfriend for, err, honestly I have no idea why. Apparently, if it’s unusual, it must also be illegal.

In The City, My The City:

William Roseburgh told a judge that “Yahweh” was his legal representation and refused any other counsel on Monday — but he has apparently sought attorneys’ assistance before on other criminal charges.

Ok. He’s charged with having an illegal nursery for plants. No, really, that’s a crime.

Today’s odd and disturbing story: A man and his son walking their dog saw the animal decapitated when it put its head in a trap baited with bacon.

So, there was a /20~ p@\/1 rally in World of Warcraft. Seriously.

The progressive for /20~ p@\/1 meet the pragmatically libertarian for Bloomberg.

I don’t know what to say.

Or maybe it was a man-eating cow?

At GBR, I mentioned Fried Coke. No one believed me. Well, looky from Yahoo’s main page.

Lawnmower leads funeral procession.

This zoning business that city councils get involved in can affect people’s lives. But this one takes the cake:

Witnesses said a business owner shot and killed himself during a City Council meeting Thursday night after members voted against his request to rezone his property.

Bo Ward, owner of Bo’s Barber Shop, had told the council — which approved first reading of the zone change last month — that his business would go under if the change was not granted.

Following the vote Thursday night, Ward approached the council and said, ” … Ya’ll have put me under, I’m done.”

Ward then shot himself in the head with a small handgun in front of the council and about 50 people attending the meeting.

Hunting deer with a bird? Not for the squeamish.

This guy is either a decent actor or has no life.

Coal IS sequestered carbon. God bless them, without liberals our only source of comedy would be comedians.

Over at Progressiveville is a link to WhitesCreek Journal where we learn that the world’s greatest terrorist is not Usama bin Laden but actually Daniel Roling, the CEO of National Coal.

Yep. So says Steve, also known as Whitescreek. He is a middle aged hippie type who really believes coal should be left in the ground because it pollutes the air.

Steve does not say what we should use to generate electricity but I would imagine the usual suspects of solar, wind, and hamsters running on little wheels come to mind.

But wait, there’s more. Steve writes:

Mining coal is about the stupidest thing humans can do. Here we are worrying about climate change caused by atmospheric carbon dioxide, and we’re digging the stuff up out of the ground and burning it straight into our air.

Steve is a pal of Al Gore. Another great comedian.

It’s amazing, the things one can find on the intarwebs.

Behold Albert’s Helmet-Mounted Pistol !

You can’t make this stuff up….

Not for the squeamish. Automatic Income Limiters is probably the funniest thing I’ve read today, though.

It’s a pity this guy didn’t try this with his, err, dudes. At least then, he’d be out of the gene pool.

Sweaters are gay.

Odd:

Investigators had not yet discovered the bodies of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and their 7-year-old son when someone altered Benoit’s Wikipedia entry to mention his wife’s death, authorities said.

Authorities said Thursday they are trying to determine who altered the entry on the collaborative reference site 14 hours before authorities discovered the bodies of the couple and their son.

Benoit’s Wikipedia entry was altered early Monday to say the wrestler had missed a match two days earlier because of his wife’s death.

A Wikipedia official, Cary Bass, said the entry was made by someone using an Internet protocol address registered in Stamford, Conn., where World Wrestling Entertainment is based.

Noodling. Here’s video of it.