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	<title>SayUncle &#187; teh st00pid</title>
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		<title>Then why is it a planet and not a star?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/then-why-is-it-a-planet-and-not-a-star/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/then-why-is-it-a-planet-and-not-a-star/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Al Gore:  
the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees
And this is the leader of a religion that wants me to have faith in their prophecies.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NDcxYThlNzBkOTcyM2EzZmM2MDEyNjFjOGQ3ZmE5M2M=#">Al Gore</a>:  </p>
<blockquote><p>the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees</p></blockquote>
<p>And this is the leader of a religion that wants me to have faith in their prophecies.  </p>
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		<title>What government does</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/what-government-does-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/what-government-does-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Silverdome cost taxpayers $55M. It just sold for $583K.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Silverdome cost taxpayers $55M. It just <a href="http://taxingtennessee.blogspot.com/2009/11/detroit-taxpayers-paid-55-mil-for.html">sold for $583K</a>.</p>
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		<title>Self Defense</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/self-defense/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/18/self-defense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Civil Liberties]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=31120</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;re walking down the street and you notice a couple of people following you. This goes on for a while. Finally, you decide to confront them by holding a knife at your side and asking them why they&#8217;re following you. Except their police doing training. So, you go to jail and are found guilty of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re walking down the street and you notice a couple of people following you. This goes on for a while. Finally, you decide to confront them by holding a knife at your side and asking them why they&#8217;re following you. Except their police doing training. So, <a href="http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20091112-NEWS-911129979">you go to jail and are found guilty of threatening them with a deadly weapons</a>.  </p>
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		<title>Dumb</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/13/dumb-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/13/dumb-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By that non-rationale, I shouldn&#8217;t have to hear nonsense spouted by The Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Ownership.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By <a href="http://blog.joehuffman.org/2009/11/13/GovernmentForcingFreedom.aspx">that non-rationale</a>, I shouldn&#8217;t have to hear nonsense spouted by The Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Ownership.</p>
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		<title>Independence</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/10/independence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/10/independence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennessee News & Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course:  Auditors in the state Comptroller&#8217;s office has completed an audit of the state Comptroller&#8217;s office. There was no finding of anything improper.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/humphrey/2009/11/odds-ends-in-the-mail-etc.html">Of course</a>:  <em>Auditors in the state Comptroller&#8217;s office has completed an audit of the state Comptroller&#8217;s office. There was no finding of anything improper.</em></p>
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		<title>ZOMG!!!11 his sense of fashion is deplorable</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/09/zomg11-his-sense-of-fashion-is-deplorable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/09/zomg11-his-sense-of-fashion-is-deplorable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yammering because kids are wearing camouflage. Scary terms like dressed to kill.  My kids don&#8217;t wear it because, well, we&#8217;re not a fan.  But if they did, it&#8217;s not because they&#8217;re killers.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yammering because <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/1106/p09s02-coop.html">kids are wearing camouflage</a>. Scary terms like <em>dressed to kill</em>.  My kids don&#8217;t wear it because, well, we&#8217;re not a fan.  But if they did, it&#8217;s not because they&#8217;re killers.</p>
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		<title>Been saying it for years</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/06/been-saying-it-for-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/06/been-saying-it-for-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the British courts agree: Global warming is religion.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6494213/Climate-change-belief-given-same-legal-status-as-religion.html">And the British courts agree</a>: Global warming is religion.</p>
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		<title>No good can come from it</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/05/no-good-can-come-from-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/05/no-good-can-come-from-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think by now people would learn not to do sex tapes.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;d think by now people would learn <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/04/carrie-prejean-sex-tape-settlement-miss-california-usa-pagneat/">not to do sex tapes</a>.</p>
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		<title>Louisville Buggered</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/05/louisville-buggered/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/05/louisville-buggered/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mentioned that someone was suing a bat maker because bats apparently are good at hitting things. Which is what bats are supposed to do.  Well, the bat maker lost. I weep for the future.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mentioned that <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/22/protection-of-lawful-commerce-in-arms-baseball-bats/">someone was suing a bat maker</a> because bats apparently are good at hitting things. Which is what bats are supposed to do.  Well, <a href="http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2009/11/warning-this-blog-might-be-harmful-to.html">the bat maker lost</a>. I weep for the future.</p>
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		<title>Breast Cancer Stupidity</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/04/breast-cancer-stupidity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/04/breast-cancer-stupidity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The idiots at Center for Media and Democracy are upset that gun makers want to do their part to raise money for breast cancer research. Smith and Wesson offered up a special edition Julie Goloski M&#038;P JG 9mm pistol for a silent auction.  Julie has a post detailing the weapon and other particulars at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The idiots at Center for Media and Democracy are <a href="http://www.prwatch.org/node/8671">upset that gun makers want to do their part to raise money for breast cancer research</a>. Smith and Wesson offered up a special edition Julie Goloski M&#038;P JG 9mm pistol for a silent auction.  Julie has <a href="http://juliegolob.com/news/?p=213">a post detailing the weapon and other particulars at her blog</a>.  The auction benefits the <a href="http://www.cancer.org/docroot/don/don_0.asp">American Cancer Society</a> and <a href="http://ww5.komen.org/donate/donate.html">Susan G. Komen for the Cure</a>. It&#8217;s part of <a href="http://www.shooterssupply.org/cure/">Shooters&#8217; Supply Aim for the Cure</a>.</p>
<p>But the Center for Media and Democracy doesn&#8217;t think us icky gun owning sorts should be involved in helping do our part.  How petty and stupid.  You can <a href="http://juliegolob.com/news/?p=213">head to Julie&#8217;s</a> for info on how to bid on the pink S&#038;W.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/14/pink-guns-for-a-good-cause/">pink AR-15 offered by DPMS to benefit breast cancer research that I mentioned earlier</a> went for <a href="http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=139806438#">over $3000</a>.  I&#8217;m sure that would really annoy those ninnies at the Center for Media and Democracy.</p>
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		<title>The right to keep and bear dildos</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/03/the-right-to-keep-and-bear-dildos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/11/03/the-right-to-keep-and-bear-dildos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Alabama, there&#8217;s a gun shop next to a sex shop.  I find it amusing that one has to state a reason to buy a dildo.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Alabama, <a href="http://www.cbs42.com/content/localnews/story/Special-Report-Sex-Guns/iMctRAn7NUauyL2PPTJrGA.cspx">there&#8217;s a gun shop next to a sex shop</a>.  I find it amusing that one has to state a reason to buy a dildo.  </p>
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		<title>Tantrum</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/tantrum/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/tantrum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy does a crappy photshop of this picture. Makes dicks jokes.  You know, because all those gun owners are compensating for the size of their penis.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://oneutah.org/2009/10/28/flaccid-america/">This guy</a> does a crappy photshop <a href="http://blog.joehuffman.org/2009/10/29/InsultsAndDistortion.aspx">of this picture</a>. Makes dicks jokes.  You know, because all those gun owners are <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/index.php?s=compensating+size+penis">compensating for the size of their penis</a>.</p>
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		<title>Zero Intelligence</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/zero-intelligence-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/zero-intelligence-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl in Iowa was suspended for bringing a spent shotgun shell to Show-And-Tell. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A girl in Iowa was suspended for <a href="http://www.kcci.com/education/21442272/detail.html">bringing a spent shotgun shell to Show-And-Tell</a>. </p>
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		<title>Advocating Violence</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/advocating-violence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/29/advocating-violence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Watch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A newspaper published a letter that advocated killing hunters. Now, I expect people to have such bone-headed ideas. I don&#8217;t expect a newspaper to publish stuff like that.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A newspaper <a href="http://blog.nssf.org/2009/10/newspaper-prints-letter-advocating-killing-hunters.html">published a letter that advocated killing hunters</a>. Now, I expect people to have such bone-headed ideas. I don&#8217;t expect a newspaper to publish stuff like that.</p>
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		<title>Boomstick or treat</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/28/boomstick-or-treat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/28/boomstick-or-treat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Baltimore, an off duty police officer drinks and goes to a haunted house. Where he pulls a gun on one of the characters.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Baltimore, an off duty police officer drinks and goes to a haunted house. Where he <a href="http://www.wbaltv.com/news/21430106/detail.html">pulls a gun on one of the characters</a>.</p>
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		<title>At least his booger hook is not on the bang switch</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/26/at-least-his-booger-hook-is-not-on-the-bang-switch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/26/at-least-his-booger-hook-is-not-on-the-bang-switch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ben sent me this pic.  WTF?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://taxingtennessee.blogspot.com/">Ben</a> sent me <a href="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01508/vege-11_1508267i.jpg">this pic</a>.  WTF?</p>
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		<title>Dumb ideas</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/26/dumb-ideas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/26/dumb-ideas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loaded chamber indicators. I concur.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/10/why.html">Loaded chamber indicators</a>. I concur.</p>
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		<title>Low expectations</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/21/low-expectations/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/21/low-expectations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Race Relations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Justice department: black people are too stupid to know who to vote for unless we tell them.
Think we&#8217;ll see any accusations of racism here?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/oct/20/justice-dept-blocks-ncs-nonpartisan-vote/?feat=home_cube_position1&#038;">Justice department</a>: <em>black people are too stupid to know who to vote for unless we tell them.</em></p>
<p>Think we&#8217;ll see any accusations of racism here?</p>
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		<title>They usually resort to dick jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/20/they-usually-resort-to-dick-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/20/they-usually-resort-to-dick-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Anthony:
The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the &#8216;male member.&#8217;
I know, look at all these people compensating for the size of their penis.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thelibertysphere.blogspot.com/2009/10/some-bimbo.html">Anthony</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the &#8216;male member.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p>I know, look at <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/index.php?s=compensating+size+penis">all these people compensating for the size of their penis</a>.</p>
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		<title>Huh?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/18/huh-26/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/18/huh-26/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Teaching kids to build pipe bombs may not be a good idea.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.twincities.com/topstories/ci_13564156?nclick_check=1">Teaching kids to build pipe bombs</a> may not be a good idea.</p>
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		<title>First rule of idiot club</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/15/first-rule-of-idiot-club-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/15/first-rule-of-idiot-club-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t take pictures of idiot club.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/silence/archives/2009/10/if_you_steal_ea.shtml">Don&#8217;t take pictures of idiot club</a>.</p>
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		<title>Irony</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/15/irony-18/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/15/irony-18/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This undercover sting operation is appropriately named.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wyff4.com/news/21148479/detail.html">This undercover sting operation is appropriately named</a>.</p>
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		<title>FTW</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/14/ftw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/14/ftw/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Rarely does a comment cause me to do a face palm.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/13/for-the-children-9/comment-page-1/#comment-230264">Wow</a>. Rarely does a comment cause me to do a face palm.</p>
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		<title>Insensitive</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/12/insensitive/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/12/insensitive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re running for office, shooting at a target that has your opponent&#8217;s initials on it isn&#8217;t going to come off all that well.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re running for office, <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/hallandale/sfl-republicans-guns-politics-100809,0,6074272.story">shooting at a target that has your opponent&#8217;s initials on it</a> isn&#8217;t going to come off all that well.</p>
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		<title>Handy Tip</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/08/handy-tip-12/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/08/handy-tip-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to get your homophobia on and go beat up transvestites, make sure their side job isn&#8217;t cage fighting first.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re going to get your homophobia on and go beat up transvestites, make sure <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html">their side job isn&#8217;t cage fighting first</a>.</p>
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		<title>First rule of idiot club</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/06/first-rule-of-idiot-club/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/06/first-rule-of-idiot-club/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never videotape idiot club.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2009/10/05/on-the-internet-know-one-knows-youre-a-dog-until-you-upload-the-video-of-you-licking-your-own-butt-to-youtube/">Never videotape idiot club</a>.</p>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>What old school media bias?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/what-old-school-media-bias/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/what-old-school-media-bias/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Addressing liberal bias in the Bible. No, really.  Via Roger Dodger.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Addressing liberal bias <a href="http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2009/10/conservatizing-the-bible.html">in the Bible</a>. No, really.  Via <a href="http://afishinthepercolator.blogspot.com/2009/10/bible-is-inerrant-word-of-god.html">Roger Dodger</a>.</p>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rubber Stamp</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/rubber-stamp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/rubber-stamp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not like his constituents elected him to do anything hard. Senator Tom Carper:
I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not like his constituents elected him to do anything hard. <a href="http://johnrlott.blogspot.com/2009/10/carper-legislative-language-is-among.html">Senator Tom Carper</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Me and the Earth are both Scorpios</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/me-and-the-earth-are-both-scorpios/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/05/me-and-the-earth-are-both-scorpios/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This month, the Earth turns 6,012 years old.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This month, <a href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=110918">the Earth turns 6,012 years old</a>.  </p>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Man threatens to shoot iPhone</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/man-threatens-to-shoot-iphone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/man-threatens-to-shoot-iphone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All well and good in the rhetorical sense but if you actually brandish the firearm you&#8217;re carrying, the cops don&#8217;t take too kindly to it. Even if you have a carry permit.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All well and good in the rhetorical sense but <a href="http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story/Man-Allegedly-Shows-Gun-After-iPhone-Trouble/m1SZuRQevUGyjuQOV3aqMA.cspx">if you actually brandish the firearm you&#8217;re carrying</a>, the cops don&#8217;t take too kindly to it. Even if you have a carry permit.</p>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Stupid Self Defense Tricks</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/stupid-self-defense-tricks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/stupid-self-defense-tricks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In Reader&#8217;s Digest.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thebredafallacy.blogspot.com/2009/09/self-defense-condensed-version.html">In Reader&#8217;s Digest</a>.</p>
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		<title>They&#8217;re not feminists-feminists</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/theyre-not-feminists-feminists/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/10/02/theyre-not-feminists-feminists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Founder of Feminist Majority Foundation says rape is OK as long as it happened a long time ago.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Founder of Feminist Majority Foundation says <a href="http://tinycatpants.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/when-even-feminists-dont-get-it/">rape is OK as long as it happened a long time ago</a>.</p>
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		<title>Yeah, that&#8217;s my fear</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/25/yeah-thats-my-fear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/25/yeah-thats-my-fear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seen at Michael&#8217;s:
Rep. Steve King (R-IA) declared in a radio interview that same sex marriage is part of a socialist agenda to undermine &#8220;the foundations of individual rights and liberties.&#8221;
Yeah, they&#8217;re the ones doing that. It was totally the gays who passed roving wiretaps; mandated two flush toilets; made it a felony to import lobsters [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/silence/archives/2009/09/contradiction_o.shtml">Seen at Michael&#8217;s</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Rep. Steve King (R-IA) declared in a radio interview that same sex marriage is part of a socialist agenda to undermine &#8220;the foundations of individual rights and liberties.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, they&#8217;re the ones doing that. It was totally the gays who passed roving wiretaps; mandated two flush toilets; made it a felony to import lobsters in bags and not boxes; eliminated my right to choose which light bulbs I can use; mandated that all my banking transactions be monitored; and said I needed a proctological exam to board an airplane. That was the gays alright and not boneheads whose names start with Rep.</p>
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		<title>From my cold dead hands</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/25/from-my-cold-dead-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/25/from-my-cold-dead-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seen at David&#8217;s: Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://waronguns.blogspot.com/2009/09/paper-trail.html">Seen at David&#8217;s</a>: <em>Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper  </em></p>
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		<title>Idiots with guns</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/23/idiots-with-guns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/23/idiots-with-guns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Major case of teh st00pid breaks out at about 7:45:

Idiots.
Update: Video yanked. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Major case of teh st00pid breaks out at about 7:45:</p>
<p><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdnVwLJiQ84&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jdnVwLJiQ84&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></p>
<p>Idiots.</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong>: Video yanked. </p>
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		<title>Smart</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/23/smart/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/23/smart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 12:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog Matters and Al Gore's Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/525232.html">Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer</a></p>
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		<title>Good</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/good-47/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/good-47/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:12:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nannies that aren't the state]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dumbest thing I&#8217;ve heard of but: 
An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant.
Hope they win.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,551760,00.html?test=latestnews">Dumbest thing I&#8217;ve heard of but</a>: </p>
<blockquote><p>An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant.</p></blockquote>
<p>Hope they win.</p>
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		<title>Bloomberg the loon</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/bloomberg-the-loon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/bloomberg-the-loon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=29129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Gun owners are terrorists:
This has nothing to do with the right to bear arms, and everything to do with keeping our country safe from terrorists
This is in response to the bill that allows passengers to check firearms on Amtrak trains, like people do on airplanes.  This man is truly delusional on the gun issue. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/2009/09/21/bloomberg-the-political-radical/">Gun owners are terrorists</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This has nothing to do with the right to bear arms, and everything to do with keeping our country safe from terrorists</p></blockquote>
<p>This is in response to the bill that allows passengers to check firearms on Amtrak trains, like people do on airplanes.  This man is truly delusional on the gun issue.  Not even the <a href="http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/2009/09/16/another-victory-in-the-senate/">Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership opposed this bill</a>.</p>
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		<title>And this guy works in politics</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/and-this-guy-works-in-politics/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/22/and-this-guy-works-in-politics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Senator&#8217;s Chief of Staff says straight porn will make you gay. Because it turns your sexual drive inward. Err, that&#8217;s masturbation, sparky. Not a case of the gay.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://politics.nashvillepost.com/2009/09/21/us-senators-chief-of-staff-says-straight-porn-will-make-you-gay/">Senator&#8217;s Chief of Staff</a> says straight porn will make you gay. Because it turns your sexual drive inward. Err, that&#8217;s masturbation, sparky. Not a case of the gay.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;d give him a medal</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/18/id-give-him-a-medal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/18/id-give-him-a-medal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Where Great Britain used to be:  
Millionaire faces jail for attack on knife raider at his home

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212680/Millionaire-faces-jail-attack-knife-raider-home.html">Where Great Britain used to be</a>:  </p>
<blockquote><p>Millionaire faces jail for attack on knife raider at his home
</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Not a game I would play</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/09/not-a-game-i-would-play/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/09/not-a-game-i-would-play/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Trust. Sorry, pointing guns at things you&#8217;re not willing to destroy is never a good idea.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/news/2009/09/marine_trust_090709w/">Trust</a>. Sorry, pointing guns at things you&#8217;re not willing to destroy is never a good idea.</p>
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		<title>Still useful advice</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/09/still-useful-advice/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/09/still-useful-advice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog Matters and Al Gore's Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28809</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t put pics/video of you doing illegal stuff on the internet.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t <a href="http://www.ammoland.com/2009/09/08/facebook-case-a-first-for-wi-game-wardens/">put pics/video of you doing illegal stuff on the internet</a>.</p>
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		<title>Government for everything</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/04/government-for-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/04/government-for-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Katherine Mangu-Ward: GMail Goes Down for an Hour and a Half: There Oughta Be a Law!
Seriously, some tech guy at business week suggested the outage be investigated.  Wow.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.reason.com/blog/show/135876.html">Katherine Mangu-Ward</a>: GMail Goes Down for an Hour and a Half: There Oughta Be a Law!</p>
<p>Seriously, some tech guy at business week suggested the outage be investigated.  Wow.</p>
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		<title>Tar, feathers, some assembly required</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/03/tar-feathers-some-assembly-required/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/03/tar-feathers-some-assembly-required/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28661</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some bonehead politico in MA who supported a measure to hike the state&#8217;s taxes on booze was seen across the border in NH buying booze to avoid the taxes he voted to raise. Taxes, you see, are for the little people.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some bonehead politico in MA who supported a measure to hike the state&#8217;s taxes on booze was <a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/news/politics/view/20090901pol_nabbed_on_new_hampshire_booze_run/srvc=home&#038;position=0">seen across the border in NH buying booze</a> to avoid the taxes he voted to raise. Taxes, you see, are for the little people.</p>
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		<title>Of course they are</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/03/of-course-they-are/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/09/03/of-course-they-are/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Race Relations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Those state sovereignty resolutions are racist.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those <a href="http://www.nochaserblog.com/?p=1164">state sovereignty resolutions are racist</a>.</p>
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		<title>Balls</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/28/balls-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/28/balls-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man accused of running a cockfighting ring is suing the local Humane Society. For mistreating his birds.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man accused of running a cockfighting ring is suing the local Humane Society. For <a href="http://www.madison.com/wsj/mad/latest/463497">mistreating his birds</a>.</p>
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		<title>We should ban nail guns in bars</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/27/we-should-ban-nail-guns-in-bars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/27/we-should-ban-nail-guns-in-bars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a bar fight, real gun beats nail gun.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a bar fight, <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,542960,00.html?test=latestnews">real gun beats nail gun</a>.</p>
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		<title>Dumb criminal tricks</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/26/dumb-criminal-tricks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/26/dumb-criminal-tricks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s wrong with this picture?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s wrong with <a href="http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/08/whats-wrong-with-this-picture.html">this picture</a>?</p>
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		<title>Friends</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/26/friends-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/26/friends-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28388</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not sure what&#8217;s more interesting about this.  The fact that she actually talks like that. That she didn&#8217;t know facebook wasn&#8217;t exactly private. Or that someone on her friends list took a screen cap an submitted it to a humor site.
Update: Apparently, that was the result of a hack. See comments.  Ok, then.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure what&#8217;s more interesting about <a href="http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/22/this-is-how-you-put-the-face-in-the-book/">this</a>.  The fact that she actually talks like that. That she didn&#8217;t know facebook wasn&#8217;t exactly private. Or that someone on her friends list took a screen cap an submitted it to a humor site.</p>
<p><strong>Update</strong>: Apparently, that was the result of a hack. See comments.  Ok, then.</p>
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		<title>What could possibly go wrong?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/19/what-could-possibly-go-wrong-10/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/19/what-could-possibly-go-wrong-10/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Speed limit enforced by angry neighbors with paintball guns.  Interesting.
I was driving through a neighborhood once and some one had written on the street in kids&#8217; sidewalk chalk to slow down because kids were playing. Some smart ass wrote underneath it in a different color chalk keep your kids out of the street.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speed limit enforced by <a href="http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5814998/">angry neighbors with paintball guns</a>.  Interesting.</p>
<p>I was driving through a neighborhood once and some one had written on the street in kids&#8217; sidewalk chalk to slow down because kids were playing. Some smart ass wrote underneath it in a different color chalk <em>keep your kids out of the street</em>.</p>
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		<title>How not to win</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/18/how-not-to-win-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/18/how-not-to-win-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=28141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Top 11 Videos Of Girls Shooting Guns That They Shouldn’t Be.  Each is a testament to how not to get someone into shooting.  And stupidity on the part of the instructors.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cavemancircus.com/2009/07/18/top-10-videos-of-girls-shooting-guns-that-they-shouldnt-be/">Top 11 Videos Of Girls Shooting Guns That They Shouldn’t Be</a>.  Each is a testament to how not to get someone into shooting.  And stupidity on the part of the instructors.</p>
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		<title>Gotta get that revenue</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/12/gotta-get-that-revenue/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/12/gotta-get-that-revenue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 14:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nanny State]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=27997</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and his family are in his sister&#8217;s funeral procession.  A police officer pulls them over and writes them tickets for not wearing seat belts.  They missed the burial.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man and his family are in his sister&#8217;s funeral procession.  A police officer pulls them over and <a href="http://www.komonews.com/news/local/52739537.html">writes them tickets for not wearing seat belts</a>.  They missed the burial.  </p>
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		<title>Good idea/bad idea</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/good-ideabad-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/good-ideabad-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog Matters and Al Gore's Internets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=27964</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good idea: using social networking tools to build a relationship with your boss.
Bad idea: using the same social networking tools to call him a pervvy wanker and complaining about the fact he expects you to do your job.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good idea: using social networking tools to build a relationship with your boss.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/how_to_lose_your_job_via_faceb.php">Bad idea</a>: using the same social networking tools to call him a <em>pervvy wanker</em> and complaining about the fact he expects you to do your job.</p>
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		<title>IOU</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/iou/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/iou/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=27954</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not a lot of faith in their own paper: 
Small businesses that received $682 million in IOUs from the state say California expects them to pay taxes on the worthless scraps of paper, but refuses to accept its own IOUs to pay debts or taxes.
Now that&#8217;s funny.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not a lot of faith in <a href="http://www.courthousenews.com/2009/08/04/California_Won_t_Accept_Its_Own_IOUs.htm">their own paper</a>: </p>
<blockquote><p>Small businesses that received $682 million in IOUs from the state say California expects them to pay taxes on the worthless scraps of paper, but refuses to accept its own IOUs to pay debts or taxes.</p></blockquote>
<p>Now that&#8217;s funny.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s wrong with this picture</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last photo in this for sale ad.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last photo in <a href="http://forum.gon.com/showthread.php?t=389282">this for sale ad</a>.</p>
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		<title>Code words</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/code-words/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/code-words/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that socialist is a code word for nigger? Me neither.  It&#8217;s like someone is making shit up to really drive home that those joker posters are racist.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that <a href="http://massbackwards.blogspot.com/2009/08/give-us-this-day-our-daily-race-baiting.html">socialist is a code word for nigger</a>? Me neither.  It&#8217;s like someone is making shit up to really drive home that those joker posters are racist.</p>
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		<title>Conspiracies!</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/conspiracies-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/11/conspiracies-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember, only right wingers buy into conspiracy theories!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember, only right wingers buy into <a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2009/08/10/democrats-arent-the-party-of-logic-and-reason-either/">conspiracy theories</a>!</p>
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		<title>Standards and how to double them</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/10/standards-and-how-to-double-them/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/10/standards-and-how-to-double-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tennessee News & Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new strip club is going to open up in Nashville. The twist is that it&#8217;s going to be dudes juggling their naughty bits for women. And, I guess, maybe gay guys.  Apparently, this bugs a councilman to the point where he is ill.  Says the councilman:
It&#8217;s different for a man to show [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new strip club is going to open up in Nashville. The twist is that it&#8217;s going to be dudes juggling their naughty bits for women. And, I guess, maybe gay guys.  Apparently, this <a href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/silence/archives/2009/08/because_boys_go.shtml">bugs a councilman</a> to the point where he is ill.  Says <a href="http://sobeale.blogspot.com/2009/08/when-controversial-really-means-gay.html">the councilman</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s different for a man to show himself than a woman. It&#8217;s another step in the wrong direction.</p></blockquote>
<p>And why is that?  Naked women are OK and naked men aren&#8217;t? In terms of what I want to see, I do agree, which is why I won&#8217;t go to that strip club. But if some one wants to go check it out, I don&#8217;t see why it&#8217;s OK for one and not the other. </p>
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		<title>Have a seat</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/10/have-a-seat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/10/have-a-seat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 12:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor placement.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4865551">Poor placement</a>.</p>
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		<title>And now, everything is racist</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/07/and-now-everything-is-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/07/and-now-everything-is-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I understand this bizarre twist of absolute non-logic, it would seem that the Obama joker posters are racist because the Joker is urban; and urban means inner cities; and inner cities means black. So, anything urban must be racist. So, I have shoes. Shoes are worn by people in cities. My shoes are racist. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I understand <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/05/AR2009080503876.html">this bizarre twist of absolute non-logic</a>, it would seem that the Obama joker posters are racist because the Joker is urban; and urban means inner cities; and inner cities means black. So, anything urban must be racist. So, I have shoes. Shoes are worn by people in cities. My shoes are racist.  </p>
<p><a href="http://phelps.donotremove.net/2009/08/doublething/">Racist is dead</a>. Long live racist.  </p>
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		<title>Still a terrorist</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/still-a-terrorist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/still-a-terrorist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernie Ellis had the TBI investigate him a bit back because our secretary of state, Tre Hargett, accused him of being a terrorist threat.  TBI said there was nothing to it. Mr. Ellis recently headed to the legislative plaza for a meeting where he was detained. For being a terrorist.  Odd how people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bernie Ellis had the TBI investigate him a bit back because our secretary of state, Tre Hargett, accused him of being a terrorist threat.  TBI said there was nothing to it. Mr. Ellis recently headed to the legislative plaza for a meeting where he was detained. For <a href="http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/2009/08/citizen_activist_banned_from_c.php">being a terrorist</a>.  Odd how people who choose to voice opinion contrary are often branded as terrorists, kooks, and nuts.  Just like Jeff Woods does.</p>
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		<title>For the children</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/for-the-children-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/for-the-children-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nanny State]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call poison control, lose your kids.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call poison control, <a href="http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-poison-control-080409,0,687489.story">lose your kids</a>.</p>
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		<title>Speaking of cheap political points</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/speaking-of-cheap-political-points/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/speaking-of-cheap-political-points/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tam on the FEMA camper.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/08/please-stay-off-my-side.html">Tam on the FEMA camper</a>.</p>
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		<title>You know who&#8217;s to blame for the shooting in PA?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/you-know-whos-to-blame-for-the-shooting-in-pa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/06/you-know-whos-to-blame-for-the-shooting-in-pa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 12:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republicans. Because the shooter was clean cut, had a reasonable net worth, and white. Or something.  Nevermind that his blog said he hated right wing fundamentalists and all that. Cheap political points are to be scored. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.leanleft.com/archives/2009/08/05/8382/">Republicans</a>. Because the shooter was clean cut, had a reasonable net worth, and white. Or something.  Nevermind that his blog said he hated right wing fundamentalists and all that. Cheap political points are to be scored. </p>
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		<title>Odd rules</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/03/odd-rules/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/08/03/odd-rules/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tam notes the local range has a rule saying there&#8217;s to be no loaded, concealed handguns.  At a firing range.  I&#8217;ve encountered this before at Gunny&#8217;s and the John Seveir Range in Knoxville. Yes, it&#8217;s silly. But I think it&#8217;s usually part of their agreement with their insurance companies.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tam notes the local range has a rule saying <a href="http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/08/weekend-report-shooting.html">there&#8217;s to be no loaded, concealed handguns</a>.  At a firing range.  I&#8217;ve encountered this before at <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2008/04/01/eating_our_own-2/">Gunny&#8217;s</a> and the John Seveir Range in Knoxville. Yes, it&#8217;s silly. But I think it&#8217;s usually part of their agreement with their insurance companies.</p>
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		<title>Pea Shooter</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/30/pea-shooter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/30/pea-shooter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:33:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did a post a bit back on the tactical pea shooter:





From Gun Porn


Turns out, it&#8217;s probably illegal in California.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did a post a bit back on the <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/27/race-gun/">tactical pea shooter</a>:</p>
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<td><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/aMJ4q0YZ-Pg3d_aPPV69BQ?feat=embedwebsite"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_CSUgrycy7jY/Sm2kckzyQUI/AAAAAAAAA7U/J5FT6nxI7o8/s800/peashooter.jpg" /></a></td>
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<td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right">From <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/sayuncle/GunPorn?feat=embedwebsite">Gun Porn</a></td>
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<p>Turns out, it&#8217;s probably <a href="http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=207239&#038;page=2">illegal in California</a>.  </p>
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		<title>What caliber for Chevy?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/30/what-caliber-for-chevy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/30/what-caliber-for-chevy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Chicago: Policy Would Allow Cops To Shoot At Fleeing Cars. What could possibly go wrong?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In <a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/local/police.deadly.force.2.1105766.html">Chicago</a>: Policy Would Allow Cops To Shoot At Fleeing Cars. What could possibly go wrong?</p>
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		<title>Absolute proof Obama is not a US citizen</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/absolute-proof-obama-is-not-a-us-citizen/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/absolute-proof-obama-is-not-a-us-citizen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heh.
BTW, on the radio there was a poll this morning about the birther issue.  When I last listened, it was about 3:2 that he was not a citizen. Seriously. The poll on line is even money.
Funnier still, are the comments in that thread. Oy
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.robballen.com/2009/07/28/p3639-breaking-news-shocking-proof-that-obama-was-not.post">Heh</a>.</p>
<p>BTW, on the radio there was a poll this morning about the birther issue.  When I last listened, it was about 3:2 that he was not a citizen. Seriously. The <a href="http://www.wnoxnewstalk.com/">poll on line</a> is even money.</p>
<p>Funnier still, are the comments in that thread. Oy</p>
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		<title>Interesting CCW situation</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/interesting-ccw-situation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/interesting-ccw-situation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two handgun carry permit holders are in a fender bender. And along comes a police officer, whose son turns out to be one of the two permit holders and is also who caused the accident.  Can you guess which of the three assaulted someone?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two handgun carry permit holders are in a fender bender. And along comes a police officer, whose son turns out to be one of the two permit holders and is also who caused the accident.  <a href="http://sailorcurt.blogspot.com/2009/07/interesting-sort-of-ccw-related-story.html">Can you guess which of the three assaulted someone</a>?</p>
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		<title>global warming hypocrites and their giant houses, houseboats, and SUVs</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/global-warming-hypocrites-and-their-giant-houses-houseboats-and-suvs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/29/global-warming-hypocrites-and-their-giant-houses-houseboats-and-suvs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ya know, the two groups of people who seem to constantly get busted for hypocrisy are your moral values right wingers who seem to always get caught diddling someone they shouldn&#8217;t be. And those guys who tell you how you should live so you can save the world from global warming but don&#8217;t do it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, the two groups of people who seem to constantly get busted for hypocrisy are your moral values right wingers who seem to always get caught <a href="http://politics.nashvillepost.com/?s=paul+stanley">diddling someone they shouldn&#8217;t be</a>. And those guys who tell you how you should live so you can save the world from global warming but <a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2009/07/28/lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-enivronmentalist-thomas-friedman/">don&#8217;t do it themselves</a>.  </p>
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		<title>Isn&#8217;t that the point?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/28/isnt-that-the-point/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/28/isnt-that-the-point/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t follow NASCAR. I was surprised to learn that a driver could get a ticket for speeding. At the race.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t follow NASCAR. I was surprised to learn that a driver could get a ticket for speeding. <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slug=dw-brickyard072609&#038;prov=yhoo&#038;type=lgns">At the race</a>.</p>
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		<title>Time to loosen the hat some</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/27/time-to-loosen-the-hat-some/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/27/time-to-loosen-the-hat-some/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon: Weapon of Mass Destruction.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon: <a href="http://www.indypendent.org/2009/07/23/bacon-as-weapon/">Weapon of Mass Destruction</a>.</p>
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		<title>All that pants-wetting</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/24/all-that-pants-wetting/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/24/all-that-pants-wetting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Media Watch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, the 13 year old caught with a machine gun in England? It looks like an airsoft. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, the 13 year old caught with a machine gun in England? It <a href="http://www.fmft.net/archives/003991.html">looks like an airsoft</a>. </p>
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		<title>When a cash advance isn&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/23/when-a-cash-advance-isnt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/23/when-a-cash-advance-isnt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This seems kinda stupid:
You can order thousands of dollars of $1 coins on your credit card at face value, and the mint will ship them to you overnight free of charge. They are treated as a purchase, not a cash advance, so not only do you not pay finance charges, but you earn airline miles [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lesjones.com/2009/07/22/please-tell-me-the-us-mint-isnt-this-stupid/">This</a> seems kinda stupid:</p>
<blockquote><p>You can order thousands of dollars of $1 coins on your credit card at face value, and the mint will ship them to you overnight free of charge. They are treated as a purchase, not a cash advance, so not only do you not pay finance charges, but you earn airline miles or cashback rewards just like a regular purchase. You can then immediately take the coins to the bank and deposit them to start earning interest, and you don’t have to pay for them until the due date on your next credit card bill.</p></blockquote>
<p>And, hey, if you&#8217;re about to default on your credit cards, why not order a ton of money and have it shipped to your door!</p>
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		<title>Like you and me, only better</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/23/like-you-and-me-only-better-13/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/23/like-you-and-me-only-better-13/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media Watch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The I-team discovers that, yes, public officials are above the law but I-team reporters are not.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The I-team discovers that, yes, public officials are above the law but <a href="http://www.ksdk.com/news/investigative/story.aspx?storyid=180505&#038;catid=70">I-team reporters are not</a>.</p>
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		<title>Not smart</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/22/not-smart-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/22/not-smart-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man douses self with gasoline during confrontation with police. Can you guess what happens when man doused with gasoline meets Taser?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man douses self with gasoline during confrontation with police. Can you <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/07/21/australia.taser.fire/index.html?iref=mpstoryview">guess what happens when man doused with gasoline meets Taser</a>?</p>
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		<title>Something in the water</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/21/something-in-the-water-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/21/something-in-the-water-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The water-sprinkler rainbow conspiracy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8">water-sprinkler rainbow conspiracy</a>!</p>
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		<title>Teaching my kids to be little sexists</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/teaching-my-kids-to-be-little-sexists/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/teaching-my-kids-to-be-little-sexists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:46:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Driving the kids to school this morning and have to cross a divided highway. I pull in the median and an idiot behind me pulls in too and occupies the space to my right, thereby ensuring that I cannot see oncoming traffic.  Also, idiot is too stupid to realize that I can&#8217;t see through [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Driving the kids to school this morning and have to cross a divided highway. I pull in the median and an idiot behind me pulls in too and occupies the space to my right, thereby ensuring that I cannot see oncoming traffic.  Also, idiot is too stupid to realize that I can&#8217;t see through the idiot-mobile. So, idiot stays there and doesn&#8217;t pull out.  I say aloud, but intending only myself to hear it, something like <em>Lady, you&#8217;re going to have to go on or I can&#8217;t pull out</em>. Junior says <em>How did you know that was a lady?</em> I said <em>&#8217;cause they can&#8217;t drive</em>.  Idiot figures it out, pulls on, and, sure enough, was a lady.</p>
<p>In hindsight, that was probably not something I should have said. Even in jest. </p>
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		<title>Tactical</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/tactical/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/tactical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SWAT team leaps into action. The crime? Grass is too tall.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SWAT team leaps into action. The crime? <a href="http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=10651525">Grass is too tall</a>.</p>
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		<title>Rational</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/rational/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/08/rational/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, that&#8217;s a special kind of stupid!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://weerdbeard.livejournal.com/523441.html">Seriously, that&#8217;s a special kind of stupid!</a></p>
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		<title>So sad</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/03/so-sad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/03/so-sad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For once, Cynthia McKinney&#8217;s problems really are the Jews.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For once, Cynthia McKinney&#8217;s <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/07/02/cynthia-mckinney-remains-imprisoned-israel-gaza-bound-boat-seized/">problems really are the Jews</a>.</p>
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		<title>But it&#8217;s not a pit bull</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/02/but-its-not-a-pit-bull/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/07/02/but-its-not-a-pit-bull/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:56:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A city councilman who headed an effort to get pit bulls banned because they are so dangerous is now trying to keep his dog from being euthanized after it bit someone.  It&#8217;s a Labrador.  Perhaps this will illustrate to this bonehead that it&#8217;s the owners of the dogs that determine if they&#8217;re dangerous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A city councilman who headed an effort to get pit bulls banned because they are so dangerous is now <a href="http://www.reason.com/blog/show/134526.html">trying to keep his dog from being euthanized after it bit someone</a>.  It&#8217;s a Labrador.  Perhaps this will illustrate to this bonehead that it&#8217;s the owners of the dogs that determine if they&#8217;re dangerous or not. Bad owners = bad dogs.  And Aaron Rochester is a bad owner. Keep your dog restrained, moron.</p>
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		<title>Defies logic</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/29/defies-logic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/29/defies-logic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.saysuncle.com/?p=26751</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Not sure what to think of this bit here. She says I shouldn&#8217;t shoot home invaders because they might be teenagers playing a game.  Then blames a guy, who left his door unlocked, for the kid getting in his house.  Now, it sucks that someone got shot. But if you&#8217;re uninvited and rustling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure what to think of this bit <a href="http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/245067/">here</a>. She says I shouldn&#8217;t shoot home invaders because they might be teenagers playing a game.  Then blames a guy, who left his door unlocked, for the kid getting in his house.  Now, it sucks that someone got shot. But if you&#8217;re uninvited and rustling around in someone&#8217;s house, it should not be a surprise that the homeowner may not approve. </p>
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		<title>Exorcism</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/25/exorcism/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/25/exorcism/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, some think you can pray the gay away.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently, some think you can <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/wires/ap/news/nation/20090624_ap_connchurchcreatesstirwithgayexorcismvideo.html">pray the gay away</a>.</p>
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		<title>That lie again</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/that-lie-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/that-lie-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Sugarmann claims that the firearms industry is unregulated.  Fortunately, many people know he&#8217;s full of it because they are buying guns and know what they have to through.  
And Josh Sugarmann should know exactly how regulated it is since he is a licensed federal firearms dealer.  He had to get licensed, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh Sugarmann claims that the <a href="http://www.snowflakesinhell.com/2009/06/23/its-time-to-give-up-the-lie/">firearms industry is unregulated</a>.  Fortunately, many people know he&#8217;s full of it because they are buying guns and know what they have to through.  </p>
<p>And Josh Sugarmann should know exactly how regulated it is since he is a <a href="http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2008/02/the_quintessenc.php">licensed federal firearms dealer</a>.  He had to get licensed, pay a fee, and jump through hoops to become a merchant of death in that unregulated firearms industry. And he&#8217;s not even a manufacturer. Just a retailer.</p>
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		<title>Speaking of advertising failure</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/speaking-of-advertising-failure/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/speaking-of-advertising-failure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Race Relations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The KKK in Tennessee seems to have a membership problem. So, they decide to send out flyers. In predominately black neighborhoods.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The KKK in Tennessee seems to have a membership problem. So, they decide to send out flyers. <a href="http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/local/article/ku_klux_klan_sending_message_to_predominantly_black_neighborhood/25621/">In predominately black neighborhoods</a>.</p>
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		<title>Moonbeams</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/moonbeams/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/24/moonbeams/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science and Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, you find out that we&#8217;re going to send an unmanned vehicle to the moon. And you think that it&#8217;s pretty cool. And the reason we&#8217;d do that is probably because we can. Turns out, it&#8217;s so we can launch the first volley in our war on known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, you find out that we&#8217;re going to send an unmanned vehicle to the moon. And you think that it&#8217;s pretty cool. And the reason we&#8217;d do that is probably because we can. Turns out, it&#8217;s so we can launch the first volley in our war on <a href="http://twowheeledmadwoman.blogspot.com/2009/06/omg-were-bombing-moon.html"><em>known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon</em></a></p>
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		<title>Handy tip</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/21/handy-tip-9/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/21/handy-tip-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Siphoning gas with a shop vac is a bad idea.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20090619/SHE0101/906190456/1062/SHE01/City-man-injured-in-garage-fire">Siphoning gas with a shop vac</a> is a bad idea.</p>
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		<title>Where Great Britain Used To Be</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/18/where-great-britain-used-to-be-8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/18/where-great-britain-used-to-be-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nanny State]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Affirmative Action: 
Thousands of people are being stopped and searched by the police under their counter-­terrorism powers – simply to ­provide a racial balance in official statistics, the government&#8217;s official anti-terror law watchdog has revealed.
Gotta stop whitey too, I guess.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/17/stop-search-terror-law-met">Affirmative Action</a>: </p>
<blockquote><p>Thousands of people are being stopped and searched by the police under their counter-­terrorism powers – simply to ­provide a racial balance in official statistics, the government&#8217;s official anti-terror law watchdog has revealed.</p></blockquote>
<p>Gotta stop whitey too, I guess.</p>
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		<title>Two things that do not mix</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/16/two-things-that-do-not-mix/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/16/two-things-that-do-not-mix/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guns and teh st00pid.  Go watch and be amazed. Honestly, can you not put a tripod down range?  And here&#8217;s a pretty dumb bit of gun handling too. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.ryjones.org/2009/06/14/words-cannot-describe/">Guns and teh st00pid</a>.  Go watch and be amazed. Honestly, can you not put a tripod down range?  And <a href="http://blog.joehuffman.org/2009/06/15/GunHandling.aspx">here&#8217;s</a> a pretty dumb bit of gun handling too. </p>
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		<title>failure to plan</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/13/failure-to-plan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Knoxville News & Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to be a carjacker, it&#8217;s probably a helpful job skill to know how to drive a stick.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re going to be a carjacker, it&#8217;s probably a helpful job skill to <a href="http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/jun/12/police-straight-shift-foils-knife-toting-carjacker/?partner=RSS">know how to drive a stick</a>.</p>
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		<title>For real?</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/12/for-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog Matters and Al Gore's Internets]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I was hotlinking your images to run my business website. Put them back or I will sue you.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I was hotlinking your images to run my business website. Put them back or <a href="http://dizzythinks.net/2009/06/i-stole-your-images-put-them-back-or-i.html">I will sue you</a>.</p>
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		<title>Totems</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/11/totems-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Irrational, to say the least.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.joehuffman.org/2009/06/10/SpeakingOfIrrational.aspx">Irrational</a>, to say the least.</p>
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		<title>where defense is outlawed</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/09/where-defense-is-outlawed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/09/where-defense-is-outlawed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nanny State]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In England, a group of thugs threaten some golfers with planks of wood. The thugs want to steal the golf clubs. One problem with their plan is that a seven iron will do a number on a skull.  Sounds like all ended happily, right? Wrong. This being England and all, guess who was arrested?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In England, a group of thugs threaten some golfers with planks of wood. The thugs want to steal the golf clubs. One problem with their plan is that a seven iron will do a number on a skull.  Sounds like all ended happily, right? Wrong. This being England and all, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5310445/Golfers-arrested-after-fighting-off-gang-attempting-to-steal-clubs.html">guess who was arrested</a>?</p>
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		<title>What you preach</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/09/what-you-preach/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/09/what-you-preach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Energy Department fails its own audit.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Energy Department <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/environmentalcapital/2009/06/08/energy-department-fails-its-own-energy-audit/">fails its own audit</a>.  </p>
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		<title>ZOMG!!!111eleven!1: The count down to guns in restaurants that serve alcohol</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/08/zomg111eleven1-the-count-down-to-guns-in-restaurants-that-serve-alcohol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/08/zomg111eleven1-the-count-down-to-guns-in-restaurants-that-serve-alcohol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perusing the lefty blogs and the newspapers (but I repeat myself), it seems as though they all think we&#8217;re all going to die on July 14 when the ordinance to allow, err, ordnance into places that serve alcohol goes into effect.  Unfortunately, they&#8217;re in for disappointment because, like other states with such a measure, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perusing the lefty blogs and the newspapers (but I repeat myself), it seems as though they all think we&#8217;re all going to die on July 14 when the ordinance to allow, err, ordnance into places that serve alcohol goes into effect.  Unfortunately, they&#8217;re in for disappointment because, like other states with such a measure, nothing is really going to happen.  But still, it&#8217;s fun to see what they&#8217;re up to.  Wendi Thomas, whose utter genius <a href="http://www.saysuncle.com/2005/05/04/todays_idiot/">we&#8217;ve witnessed before</a>, <a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/jun/07/palates-preferring-gun-free-03/">won&#8217;t eat where her fellow diners are packing heat</a>. I am curious how she&#8217;s going to ensure that no one near her is strapped. Oh, she&#8217;s going to start a webpage that shows <a href="http://eatgunfreetn.wordpress.com/">places that prohibit the law-abiding from carrying</a>. Those places will be safe from the law-abiding and their money.  I was going to track places that prohibit the law-abiding from eating there but the hippies are doing the work for me.  <a href="http://saferestaurantstennessee.blogspot.com/">Here&#8217;s</a> the other of their efforts. In their latest, they&#8217;re all butthurt because someone in Seattle unlawfully brandished a weapon. If only unlawfully brandishing a weapon was unlawful, then we wouldn&#8217;t need to ban guns where there&#8217;s alcohol.  Oh, wait.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://www.squeakywheelseeksgrease.com/blog/2009/06/07/logic-fail/">Squeaky</a>, who seems upset that Wendi and her big brain don&#8217;t want comments that shatter the worldview.  Not sure why you&#8217;re upset. The only one reading them is us.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, <a href="http://tn39171359.wallsofthecity.net/">here&#8217;s</a> a non-hippie tracking of places that don&#8217;t want my money.</p>
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		<title>No excuse for breaking the law</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/07/no-excuse-for-breaking-the-law/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/07/no-excuse-for-breaking-the-law/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Leviathan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teh st00pid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Police in NY ticket a car with a dead guy in it. For weeks.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Police in NY <a href="http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2009/06/being-room-temperature-is-no-excuse-for.html">ticket a car with a dead guy in it</a>. For weeks.  </p>
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		<title>Good to know</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/04/good-to-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seen at Breda&#8217;s:
Kikkerland donates 5% of proceeds of each bag to the Brady Campaign to end gun violence (www.bradycampaign.org)
Irony is that the bag they sell is shaped like a gun.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seen at <a href="http://thebredafallacy.blogspot.com/2009/06/boycott.html">Breda&#8217;s</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.kikkerlandshop.com/">Kikkerland</a> donates 5% of proceeds of each bag to the Brady Campaign to end gun violence (www.bradycampaign.org)</p></blockquote>
<p>Irony is that the bag they sell is shaped like a gun.  </p>
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		<title>No shots were fired</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/04/no-shots-were-fired/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/04/no-shots-were-fired/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:56:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course none were fired. It was a toy gun.  Princeton loses its collective shit because some juveniles found a toy gun.  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course none were fired. It was a toy gun.  Princeton <a href="http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Gunman-Puts-Princeton-University-on-Lock-Down-.html">loses its collective shit because some juveniles found a toy gun</a>.  </p>
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		<title>Lists</title>
		<link>http://www.saysuncle.com/2009/06/02/lists-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SayUncle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Woods hikes up his skirt and asserts that, based on about four instances out of 340K, that authorities who may be looking for dangerous criminals only need to look at the handgun carry permit records. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeff Woods hikes up his skirt and asserts that, based on about four instances out of 340K, that authorities who may be looking for dangerous criminals <em><a href="http://politics.nashvillepost.com/2009/06/02/a-war-on-carry-permit-holders/">only need to look at the handgun carry permit records</a></em>. </p>
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