And the British courts agree: Global warming is religion.

You’d think by now people would learn not to do sex tapes.

I mentioned that someone was suing a bat maker because bats apparently are good at hitting things. Which is what bats are supposed to do. Well, the bat maker lost. I weep for the future.

The idiots at Center for Media and Democracy are upset that gun makers want to do their part to raise money for breast cancer research. Smith and Wesson offered up a special edition Julie Goloski M&P JG 9mm pistol for a silent auction. Julie has a post detailing the weapon and other particulars at her blog. The auction benefits the American Cancer Society and Susan G. Komen for the Cure. It’s part of Shooters’ Supply Aim for the Cure.

But the Center for Media and Democracy doesn’t think us icky gun owning sorts should be involved in helping do our part. How petty and stupid. You can head to Julie’s for info on how to bid on the pink S&W.

Meanwhile, the pink AR-15 offered by DPMS to benefit breast cancer research that I mentioned earlier went for over $3000. I’m sure that would really annoy those ninnies at the Center for Media and Democracy.

In Alabama, there’s a gun shop next to a sex shop. I find it amusing that one has to state a reason to buy a dildo.

This guy does a crappy photshop of this picture. Makes dicks jokes. You know, because all those gun owners are compensating for the size of their penis.

A girl in Iowa was suspended for bringing a spent shotgun shell to Show-And-Tell.

A newspaper published a letter that advocated killing hunters. Now, I expect people to have such bone-headed ideas. I don’t expect a newspaper to publish stuff like that.

In Baltimore, an off duty police officer drinks and goes to a haunted house. Where he pulls a gun on one of the characters.

Ben sent me this pic. WTF?

Loaded chamber indicators. I concur.

Justice department: black people are too stupid to know who to vote for unless we tell them.

Think we’ll see any accusations of racism here?

Anthony:

The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the ‘male member.’

I know, look at all these people compensating for the size of their penis.

Teaching kids to build pipe bombs may not be a good idea.

Don’t take pictures of idiot club.

This undercover sting operation is appropriately named.

Wow. Rarely does a comment cause me to do a face palm.

If you’re running for office, shooting at a target that has your opponent’s initials on it isn’t going to come off all that well.

If you’re going to get your homophobia on and go beat up transvestites, make sure their side job isn’t cage fighting first.

Never videotape idiot club.

Addressing liberal bias in the Bible. No, really. Via Roger Dodger.

It’s not like his constituents elected him to do anything hard. Senator Tom Carper:

I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life.

This month, the Earth turns 6,012 years old.

All well and good in the rhetorical sense but if you actually brandish the firearm you’re carrying, the cops don’t take too kindly to it. Even if you have a carry permit.

In Reader’s Digest.

Founder of Feminist Majority Foundation says rape is OK as long as it happened a long time ago.

Seen at Michael’s:

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) declared in a radio interview that same sex marriage is part of a socialist agenda to undermine “the foundations of individual rights and liberties.”

Yeah, they’re the ones doing that. It was totally the gays who passed roving wiretaps; mandated two flush toilets; made it a felony to import lobsters in bags and not boxes; eliminated my right to choose which light bulbs I can use; mandated that all my banking transactions be monitored; and said I needed a proctological exam to board an airplane. That was the gays alright and not boneheads whose names start with Rep.

Seen at David’s: Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper

Major case of teh st00pid breaks out at about 7:45:

Idiots.

Update: Video yanked.

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer

Dumbest thing I’ve heard of but:

An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant.

Hope they win.

Gun owners are terrorists:

This has nothing to do with the right to bear arms, and everything to do with keeping our country safe from terrorists

This is in response to the bill that allows passengers to check firearms on Amtrak trains, like people do on airplanes. This man is truly delusional on the gun issue. Not even the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership opposed this bill.

Senator’s Chief of Staff says straight porn will make you gay. Because it turns your sexual drive inward. Err, that’s masturbation, sparky. Not a case of the gay.

Where Great Britain used to be:

Millionaire faces jail for attack on knife raider at his home

Trust. Sorry, pointing guns at things you’re not willing to destroy is never a good idea.

Don’t put pics/video of you doing illegal stuff on the internet.

Katherine Mangu-Ward: GMail Goes Down for an Hour and a Half: There Oughta Be a Law!

Seriously, some tech guy at business week suggested the outage be investigated. Wow.

Some bonehead politico in MA who supported a measure to hike the state’s taxes on booze was seen across the border in NH buying booze to avoid the taxes he voted to raise. Taxes, you see, are for the little people.

Those state sovereignty resolutions are racist.

A man accused of running a cockfighting ring is suing the local Humane Society. For mistreating his birds.