Al Gore:

the interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees

And this is the leader of a religion that wants me to have faith in their prophecies.

The Silverdome cost taxpayers $55M. It just sold for $583K.

You’re walking down the street and you notice a couple of people following you. This goes on for a while. Finally, you decide to confront them by holding a knife at your side and asking them why they’re following you. Except their police doing training. So, you go to jail and are found guilty of threatening them with a deadly weapons.

By that non-rationale, I shouldn’t have to hear nonsense spouted by The Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Ownership.

Of course: Auditors in the state Comptroller’s office has completed an audit of the state Comptroller’s office. There was no finding of anything improper.

Yammering because kids are wearing camouflage. Scary terms like dressed to kill. My kids don’t wear it because, well, we’re not a fan. But if they did, it’s not because they’re killers.

And the British courts agree: Global warming is religion.

You’d think by now people would learn not to do sex tapes.

I mentioned that someone was suing a bat maker because bats apparently are good at hitting things. Which is what bats are supposed to do. Well, the bat maker lost. I weep for the future.

The idiots at Center for Media and Democracy are upset that gun makers want to do their part to raise money for breast cancer research. Smith and Wesson offered up a special edition Julie Goloski M&P JG 9mm pistol for a silent auction. Julie has a post detailing the weapon and other particulars at her blog. The auction benefits the American Cancer Society and Susan G. Komen for the Cure. It’s part of Shooters’ Supply Aim for the Cure.

But the Center for Media and Democracy doesn’t think us icky gun owning sorts should be involved in helping do our part. How petty and stupid. You can head to Julie’s for info on how to bid on the pink S&W.

Meanwhile, the pink AR-15 offered by DPMS to benefit breast cancer research that I mentioned earlier went for over $3000. I’m sure that would really annoy those ninnies at the Center for Media and Democracy.

In Alabama, there’s a gun shop next to a sex shop. I find it amusing that one has to state a reason to buy a dildo.

This guy does a crappy photshop of this picture. Makes dicks jokes. You know, because all those gun owners are compensating for the size of their penis.

A girl in Iowa was suspended for bringing a spent shotgun shell to Show-And-Tell.

A newspaper published a letter that advocated killing hunters. Now, I expect people to have such bone-headed ideas. I don’t expect a newspaper to publish stuff like that.

In Baltimore, an off duty police officer drinks and goes to a haunted house. Where he pulls a gun on one of the characters.

Ben sent me this pic. WTF?

Loaded chamber indicators. I concur.

Justice department: black people are too stupid to know who to vote for unless we tell them.

Think we’ll see any accusations of racism here?

Anthony:

The bimbo stated in explicit terms (which I will not use here) that the reason male shooters love their handguns so much is that it is our attempt to make up for what we lack below the belt, i.e., the ‘male member.’

I know, look at all these people compensating for the size of their penis.

Teaching kids to build pipe bombs may not be a good idea.

Don’t take pictures of idiot club.

This undercover sting operation is appropriately named.

Wow. Rarely does a comment cause me to do a face palm.

If you’re running for office, shooting at a target that has your opponent’s initials on it isn’t going to come off all that well.

If you’re going to get your homophobia on and go beat up transvestites, make sure their side job isn’t cage fighting first.

Never videotape idiot club.

Addressing liberal bias in the Bible. No, really. Via Roger Dodger.

It’s not like his constituents elected him to do anything hard. Senator Tom Carper:

I don’t expect to actually read the legislative language because reading the legislative language is among the more confusing things I’ve ever read in my life.

This month, the Earth turns 6,012 years old.

All well and good in the rhetorical sense but if you actually brandish the firearm you’re carrying, the cops don’t take too kindly to it. Even if you have a carry permit.

In Reader’s Digest.

Founder of Feminist Majority Foundation says rape is OK as long as it happened a long time ago.

Seen at Michael’s:

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) declared in a radio interview that same sex marriage is part of a socialist agenda to undermine “the foundations of individual rights and liberties.”

Yeah, they’re the ones doing that. It was totally the gays who passed roving wiretaps; mandated two flush toilets; made it a felony to import lobsters in bags and not boxes; eliminated my right to choose which light bulbs I can use; mandated that all my banking transactions be monitored; and said I needed a proctological exam to board an airplane. That was the gays alright and not boneheads whose names start with Rep.

Seen at David’s: Environmentalists Seek to Wipe Out Plush Toilet Paper

Major case of teh st00pid breaks out at about 7:45:

Idiots.

Update: Video yanked.

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer

Dumbest thing I’ve heard of but:

An Arizona couple accused of sexual abuse after taking bath-time photos of their children and then trying to have them developed at Walmart are suing the state and the retail giant.

Hope they win.

Gun owners are terrorists:

This has nothing to do with the right to bear arms, and everything to do with keeping our country safe from terrorists

This is in response to the bill that allows passengers to check firearms on Amtrak trains, like people do on airplanes. This man is truly delusional on the gun issue. Not even the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership opposed this bill.

Senator’s Chief of Staff says straight porn will make you gay. Because it turns your sexual drive inward. Err, that’s masturbation, sparky. Not a case of the gay.

Where Great Britain used to be:

Millionaire faces jail for attack on knife raider at his home

Trust. Sorry, pointing guns at things you’re not willing to destroy is never a good idea.

Don’t put pics/video of you doing illegal stuff on the internet.

Katherine Mangu-Ward: GMail Goes Down for an Hour and a Half: There Oughta Be a Law!

Seriously, some tech guy at business week suggested the outage be investigated. Wow.

Some bonehead politico in MA who supported a measure to hike the state’s taxes on booze was seen across the border in NH buying booze to avoid the taxes he voted to raise. Taxes, you see, are for the little people.

Those state sovereignty resolutions are racist.

A man accused of running a cockfighting ring is suing the local Humane Society. For mistreating his birds.

In a bar fight, real gun beats nail gun.

What’s wrong with this picture?

Not sure what’s more interesting about this. The fact that she actually talks like that. That she didn’t know facebook wasn’t exactly private. Or that someone on her friends list took a screen cap an submitted it to a humor site.

Update: Apparently, that was the result of a hack. See comments. Ok, then.

Speed limit enforced by angry neighbors with paintball guns. Interesting.

I was driving through a neighborhood once and some one had written on the street in kids’ sidewalk chalk to slow down because kids were playing. Some smart ass wrote underneath it in a different color chalk keep your kids out of the street.

Top 11 Videos Of Girls Shooting Guns That They Shouldn’t Be. Each is a testament to how not to get someone into shooting. And stupidity on the part of the instructors.

A man and his family are in his sister’s funeral procession. A police officer pulls them over and writes them tickets for not wearing seat belts. They missed the burial.

Good idea: using social networking tools to build a relationship with your boss.

Bad idea: using the same social networking tools to call him a pervvy wanker and complaining about the fact he expects you to do your job.

Not a lot of faith in their own paper:

Small businesses that received $682 million in IOUs from the state say California expects them to pay taxes on the worthless scraps of paper, but refuses to accept its own IOUs to pay debts or taxes.

Now that’s funny.

Last photo in this for sale ad.

Did you know that socialist is a code word for nigger? Me neither. It’s like someone is making shit up to really drive home that those joker posters are racist.

Remember, only right wingers buy into conspiracy theories!

A new strip club is going to open up in Nashville. The twist is that it’s going to be dudes juggling their naughty bits for women. And, I guess, maybe gay guys. Apparently, this bugs a councilman to the point where he is ill. Says the councilman:

It’s different for a man to show himself than a woman. It’s another step in the wrong direction.

And why is that? Naked women are OK and naked men aren’t? In terms of what I want to see, I do agree, which is why I won’t go to that strip club. But if some one wants to go check it out, I don’t see why it’s OK for one and not the other.

Poor placement.

If I understand this bizarre twist of absolute non-logic, it would seem that the Obama joker posters are racist because the Joker is urban; and urban means inner cities; and inner cities means black. So, anything urban must be racist. So, I have shoes. Shoes are worn by people in cities. My shoes are racist.

Racist is dead. Long live racist.

Bernie Ellis had the TBI investigate him a bit back because our secretary of state, Tre Hargett, accused him of being a terrorist threat. TBI said there was nothing to it. Mr. Ellis recently headed to the legislative plaza for a meeting where he was detained. For being a terrorist. Odd how people who choose to voice opinion contrary are often branded as terrorists, kooks, and nuts. Just like Jeff Woods does.

Call poison control, lose your kids.

Tam on the FEMA camper.

Republicans. Because the shooter was clean cut, had a reasonable net worth, and white. Or something. Nevermind that his blog said he hated right wing fundamentalists and all that. Cheap political points are to be scored.

Tam notes the local range has a rule saying there’s to be no loaded, concealed handguns. At a firing range. I’ve encountered this before at Gunny’s and the John Seveir Range in Knoxville. Yes, it’s silly. But I think it’s usually part of their agreement with their insurance companies.

Did a post a bit back on the tactical pea shooter:

From Gun Porn

Turns out, it’s probably illegal in California.

In Chicago: Policy Would Allow Cops To Shoot At Fleeing Cars. What could possibly go wrong?

Heh.

BTW, on the radio there was a poll this morning about the birther issue. When I last listened, it was about 3:2 that he was not a citizen. Seriously. The poll on line is even money.

Funnier still, are the comments in that thread. Oy

Two handgun carry permit holders are in a fender bender. And along comes a police officer, whose son turns out to be one of the two permit holders and is also who caused the accident. Can you guess which of the three assaulted someone?

Ya know, the two groups of people who seem to constantly get busted for hypocrisy are your moral values right wingers who seem to always get caught diddling someone they shouldn’t be. And those guys who tell you how you should live so you can save the world from global warming but don’t do it themselves.

I don’t follow NASCAR. I was surprised to learn that a driver could get a ticket for speeding. At the race.

Bacon: Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Yeah, the 13 year old caught with a machine gun in England? It looks like an airsoft.

This seems kinda stupid:

You can order thousands of dollars of $1 coins on your credit card at face value, and the mint will ship them to you overnight free of charge. They are treated as a purchase, not a cash advance, so not only do you not pay finance charges, but you earn airline miles or cashback rewards just like a regular purchase. You can then immediately take the coins to the bank and deposit them to start earning interest, and you don’t have to pay for them until the due date on your next credit card bill.

And, hey, if you’re about to default on your credit cards, why not order a ton of money and have it shipped to your door!

The I-team discovers that, yes, public officials are above the law but I-team reporters are not.

Man douses self with gasoline during confrontation with police. Can you guess what happens when man doused with gasoline meets Taser?

The water-sprinkler rainbow conspiracy!

Driving the kids to school this morning and have to cross a divided highway. I pull in the median and an idiot behind me pulls in too and occupies the space to my right, thereby ensuring that I cannot see oncoming traffic. Also, idiot is too stupid to realize that I can’t see through the idiot-mobile. So, idiot stays there and doesn’t pull out. I say aloud, but intending only myself to hear it, something like Lady, you’re going to have to go on or I can’t pull out. Junior says How did you know that was a lady? I said ’cause they can’t drive. Idiot figures it out, pulls on, and, sure enough, was a lady.

In hindsight, that was probably not something I should have said. Even in jest.

SWAT team leaps into action. The crime? Grass is too tall.

Seriously, that’s a special kind of stupid!

For once, Cynthia McKinney’s problems really are the Jews.

A city councilman who headed an effort to get pit bulls banned because they are so dangerous is now trying to keep his dog from being euthanized after it bit someone. It’s a Labrador. Perhaps this will illustrate to this bonehead that it’s the owners of the dogs that determine if they’re dangerous or not. Bad owners = bad dogs. And Aaron Rochester is a bad owner. Keep your dog restrained, moron.

Not sure what to think of this bit here. She says I shouldn’t shoot home invaders because they might be teenagers playing a game. Then blames a guy, who left his door unlocked, for the kid getting in his house. Now, it sucks that someone got shot. But if you’re uninvited and rustling around in someone’s house, it should not be a surprise that the homeowner may not approve.

Apparently, some think you can pray the gay away.

Josh Sugarmann claims that the firearms industry is unregulated. Fortunately, many people know he’s full of it because they are buying guns and know what they have to through.

And Josh Sugarmann should know exactly how regulated it is since he is a licensed federal firearms dealer. He had to get licensed, pay a fee, and jump through hoops to become a merchant of death in that unregulated firearms industry. And he’s not even a manufacturer. Just a retailer.

The KKK in Tennessee seems to have a membership problem. So, they decide to send out flyers. In predominately black neighborhoods.

So, you find out that we’re going to send an unmanned vehicle to the moon. And you think that it’s pretty cool. And the reason we’d do that is probably because we can. Turns out, it’s so we can launch the first volley in our war on known extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon

Siphoning gas with a shop vac is a bad idea.

Affirmative Action:

Thousands of people are being stopped and searched by the police under their counter-­terrorism powers – simply to ­provide a racial balance in official statistics, the government’s official anti-terror law watchdog has revealed.

Gotta stop whitey too, I guess.

Guns and teh st00pid. Go watch and be amazed. Honestly, can you not put a tripod down range? And here’s a pretty dumb bit of gun handling too.

If you’re going to be a carjacker, it’s probably a helpful job skill to know how to drive a stick.

Hey, I was hotlinking your images to run my business website. Put them back or I will sue you.

Irrational, to say the least.

In England, a group of thugs threaten some golfers with planks of wood. The thugs want to steal the golf clubs. One problem with their plan is that a seven iron will do a number on a skull. Sounds like all ended happily, right? Wrong. This being England and all, guess who was arrested?

Energy Department fails its own audit.

Perusing the lefty blogs and the newspapers (but I repeat myself), it seems as though they all think we’re all going to die on July 14 when the ordinance to allow, err, ordnance into places that serve alcohol goes into effect. Unfortunately, they’re in for disappointment because, like other states with such a measure, nothing is really going to happen. But still, it’s fun to see what they’re up to. Wendi Thomas, whose utter genius we’ve witnessed before, won’t eat where her fellow diners are packing heat. I am curious how she’s going to ensure that no one near her is strapped. Oh, she’s going to start a webpage that shows places that prohibit the law-abiding from carrying. Those places will be safe from the law-abiding and their money. I was going to track places that prohibit the law-abiding from eating there but the hippies are doing the work for me. Here’s the other of their efforts. In their latest, they’re all butthurt because someone in Seattle unlawfully brandished a weapon. If only unlawfully brandishing a weapon was unlawful, then we wouldn’t need to ban guns where there’s alcohol. Oh, wait.

Via Squeaky, who seems upset that Wendi and her big brain don’t want comments that shatter the worldview. Not sure why you’re upset. The only one reading them is us.

Meanwhile, here’s a non-hippie tracking of places that don’t want my money.

Police in NY ticket a car with a dead guy in it. For weeks.

Seen at Breda’s:

Kikkerland donates 5% of proceeds of each bag to the Brady Campaign to end gun violence (www.bradycampaign.org)

Irony is that the bag they sell is shaped like a gun.

Of course none were fired. It was a toy gun. Princeton loses its collective shit because some juveniles found a toy gun.

Jeff Woods hikes up his skirt and asserts that, based on about four instances out of 340K, that authorities who may be looking for dangerous criminals only need to look at the handgun carry permit records.