The AP: Tourette’s most common in white kids, boys, cocksuckers.

From ar15.com, an ad for a gun store in Pennsylvania:

From Stuff

I saw that and realized that Guav, regular reader and commenter here, had created that image a bit back because the press kept reporting some shooter used an AK-15, which doesn’t exist (layers of editorial oversight indeed). So Guav photoshopped one up.

One wonders how that happens? The current guess is the shop owner paid a graphics guy for an ad. Only the shop owner misspelled AR-15 or has bad handwriting and his R looks like a K. So, the ad or graphics guy Googled up the wrong thing.

Still, funny. A couple of guys from ar15.com are going to go the shop and ask about it. Not just to be difficult but because the shop has a good deal on 5.56 ammo.

The Viking Funeral loophole.

Also, TN law says passengers can drink. Popular college football will do that to you.

The Daily Show weighs in on people buying guns since the Obama ascension:

Proves the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Ownership has no sense of humor. And they had the guy from Impact Guns on there. Funny and worth watching.

Update: Found embeddable video.

From Stuff

Snagged from Yahoo. Links to Snickers’ facebook page.

.22 THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM SHOOTING

Dave Kopel: Guns in Parks: The Hoplophobes’ Travel Guide to the United States

Heh.

Heh:

Justice Department to force criminals to register illegal guns

Sadly, that’s how the press and the anti-gunners (but I repeat myself) tell us it works.

Heh: Local introverts announce formation of Knoxville Anti-Social Media Association

Wouldn’t those be blogs?

Somali Cruise Lines

Heh.

Les Jones from his AR-7 post:

A 10/22 has more accessories than a teenaged transgendered schizophrenic.

Heh: Obama healthcare reform.

Heh.

Robb’s new graphic is awesome.

Heh

Gene Weingarten on man’s best friend:

never expect too much from an animal that is surprised by its own farts

Heh.

No, that’s not it. He was really celebrating Star Wars Day. May the Fourth Be With You.

In his defense, it doesn’t work in Spanish.

That’s funny.

G4TV to look a the coming Zombiepocalypse.

Heh:

Since the Obama administration’s talk of banning so-called ‘assault weapons’ has resulted in a huge spike in semi-automatic weapon sales nationwide, the White House has recently begun a covert ‘whisper campaign’ suggesting the president might also ban U.S.-manufactured cars and trucks with fully-automatic transmissions, now dubbed ‘assault vehicles’.

Heh: IRS claiming to see large rise in income tax delinquencies, people listing “Obama Administration Cabinet Member” as their occupation

Oh, yeah.

Via NK, comes a classification system for blog commenters.

The headlines, they write themselves:

Flying and oral sex don’t mix, a judge ruled Tuesday as he upheld the Federal Aviation Administration’s decision to revoke the license of a pilot who allowed a busty blonde woman to perform a sex act on him as he flew her around San Diego.

The tactical choo-choo.

Kelly Clarkson: Hardcore!

Heh.

ETA: TN Democratic Party News has the same post?

I’ve been reading yours and the various other April Fool’s jokes. And they’re not funny. You know what’s funny? No, not Dane Cook. He’s about as funny as a cricket infected with Parasitic Gordian worm (oh and don’t watch that unless you want to be really creeped out). Where was I? Oh, yeah. You know what’s funny? Monkey knife fights. Those are funny.

Belt fed 1911 and AR.

30 Caliber terror!

Natalie Dee just makes me laugh:

nataliedee.com

Heh.

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a ‘dangerous breed’ category and you also have a small child please take this as a warning. Don’t leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances.

Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen.

From Stuff

From Guav.

Funny video but, dude, keep your booger-hook off the bang-switch.

Heh.

Heh.

Unfortunate divisions.

Heh.

The Violence Policy Center’s research that is:

“Big Boomers” – Handguns with rifle power capable of penetrating body armor—are growing threat to lives of law enforcement officers, according to new VPC study.

Drug traffickers are already using these “vest-busters” to kill police in Mexico

New rule in gun hysteria: always mention Mexico. Remember, they’re talking about what are typically single shot, break open, pistols. Like Kevin’s.

Alternate names for the Assault Weapons Ban. Heh. I’ve been calling it either the ban on weapons that look like assault weapons or the ban on politically incorrect self-loading firearms for a while. I think the latter was a term created by Dave Kopel.

Via TC.

More monkey puns than you can fling poo at.

Dilbert sums up how politics works.

In response to Mike Mallowe making this stupid comment:

Philadelphia Police officer John Pawlowski was not killed by Rasheed Scruggs — he was killed by the .357 pistol that Scruggs was using.

Phelps responds with:

C’mon guys, give him a break. He didn’t even write the article.

His computer did.

Heh.

Five ways you think you’re saving the earth but you’re really not.

Unsurprisingly, the only one benefiting from carbon credits is Al Gore and his earth-fucking boat, earth-fucking house, and earth-fucking trips in private jets to tell us how we have to stop fucking the earth. Kinda funny that the market for those is crashing.

Surprisingly, recycling is not that helpful.

Heh: And in another scene, Echo (Dushku) is asked if she knows how to use a gun. “I have three brothers, and none of them Democrats,” she says as she racked the slide, finger carefully indexed along the frame.

When your wife walks in and says You know that one chore around the house I never do? And then you’re not smart enough to realize that the question may either 1) be rhetorical or 2) if you keep your mouth shut, she’ll answer for you. So, you try to guess. A few times.

Made me laugh:

From Stuff

AC on congressmonkies twittering: Experience The Slow Decline Of Western Democracy In 140 Characters Or Less

True.

I would have changed Yes, We Can to Unicorns. But it will do:

From Gun Porn

Received via email.

The thought made me laugh.

A couple of weeks ago, I was on vacation in a downtown hotel. My room number? 1911.

Tam in comments here:

It’s sad that the only way to make them act like Republicans is to have them in the minority.

Kinda like the only way to keep Democrats from wild foreign military adventures is to keep them out of the White House.

I guess we can add detaining terror suspects to the list to.

From The Week:

Mmmm, tactical bacon.

heh

Nerd calculates cost of Death Star. Can’t explain virginity.

Heh.

In Illinois. Well, the election is over. No doubt, they are returning to their graves.

Me and Breda discussing Ahab:

Breda: and for god’s sake, don’t give him any caffeine
me: i know, i know
and don’t get him wet
or feed him after midnight
Breda: yes, exactly

Heh.

I think if I hacked a sign, it would say Mmmm, brains. That way, it looks like the zombies got to the sign.

this one still makes me laugh.

Heh.

So, they fart rainbows, pee free healthcare, and poop marshmallows.

Man, if only they were made of bacon.

So much for the Vice Fund being “recession-proof.” Oops!

The God action figure. Now, with AK-47. No kung-fu grip?

Wow.

Keep Tennessee zombie free.

Not only Employee of the Month, but Salesman of the Year.

Gunpundit:

After the savage 2007 home invasion in Cheshire, CT, that left a prominent doctor’s wife and two daughters dead, an expert on ABC’s Good Morning America suggested that wind chimes and cactus on window sills would deter criminals.

BTW, there’s a great punchline over there. Get the hence for the funny.

As an accountant, none of those jokes are funny.

That’s pretty funny. A bit back, I used the phrase pre-Obama administration gun dollars.

Are here. Heh: buttbuttinate.

Apparently, I am late to discover it’s brilliance. This made me laugh outloud and is a good way to annoy hippies.

A flowchart on understanding flowcharts.

Real life re-enactments of Far Side cartoons.

Flock of seagulls. Murder of crows. Raft of sea lions. What do you call a group of zombies?

Update: On second thought, I guess a congress is more appropriate for a group of vampires.

Gun clip art.

Update: In comments, it was pointed out that it’s magazine art and not clip art. heh.

What’s in a name?

Heh:

From Gun Porn

Funny pic but, depending on where you live, it may be an Any Other Weapon.

Unfortunate name.

Hilzoy:

[I] was absolutely thrilled by one fact in this post: the claim that Obama and his team do not plan to use the word ‘czar’.

Thank heavens. We’ve had drug czars, energy czars; we may yet get a car czar. I’m tired of czars. And why czars, anyways? They didn’t do all that well in Russia, as far as I can tell. If we have to go against our democratic traditions, why not an Imperator, or a Pharoah Pharaoh (oops), or a Basileus, or a Mikado? For that matter, why not an Energy Yang di-Pertuan Agong, or an Oba of Energy, or an Energy Tlatoani?

Personally, I think we should just embrace the silliness of all these titles and designate Carol Browner our new Grand Energy Poobah.

David:

Defense shouldn’t be that hard of a concept for a football coach to grasp.

Tom points out that Xrlq is spreading liberalism.

Not only does your favorite gun suck, but your favorite ammo sucks too.

Plaxico Burress on Firearm Safety

I wonder if Al Gore is using his carbon credit money to fund all these recent pirate attacks we’re seeing?

And where are the Ninjas? Not seen them in a while. If I were a Ninja, I’d be watching my back. Gore is coming for you.

Markos talks smack about your particular favorite gun. Heh. What, no FAL?

Heh.

I did ours this weekend.

Stopped by my local Merchant of Death (Coal Creek Armory) to see if they had any deals on any death dealing gizmos and to grab a mag pouch. They had this up on their wall (sorry for the poor quality, it was taken with the Blackberry):

From Political

And Coal Creek had a few AR 57 uppers in stock and only two AR-15s on the wall.

Translating catalog-speak into English:

“Drop In” Installation: Some fitting required.

Some Fitting Required: Better take it to a good gunsmith.

Gunsmith Installation Recommended: …and bring money.

I’m all for it. I think people should be allowed to adopt them.

Robb in comments here:

My treatise on economics is going to be overshadowed by a poo-phemism.

One thing to notice about Sarah Palin in this video here.

Notice how she’s not a pussy?

Gay cooties are coming to your town.

Someone at Armalite has a quite the sense of humor.

Via SIH.

Unfortunate webpage addresses. Heh.

What a douchebag.