No, it’s from the Greek Psyche meaning To Make; and ology meaning stuff up.

And archaeology is from the Greek Archae meaning to dig; and ology meaning stuff up.

No-tax Botox ends, Nancy Pelosi hardest hit

Treating guns like health insurance

Surveys indicate that gun ownership is not spread evenly across U.S. households. In fact, chances are that a substantial proportion of U.S. gun owners have more than one weapon, so it’s quite possible that fewer than 200 million Americans own those 260 million guns. That means there may be more than 100 million citizens left unprotected against their gun-owning fellow citizens.

Surely everyone can agree that this is an outrage. Moreover, it is an outrage that Congress can easily fix, without months of committee meetings, town halls or tea parties. All that is required is a bipartisan, pro-constitutional bill to extend the Second Amendment’s protection of gun ownership to all Americans, whether they like it or not.

Under such legislation — let’s call it the Gun Insurance Act of 2009 — every American would be required to buy some kind of gun. Those who cannot afford even the simplest weapon — say, those whose 2009 annual income is less than twice the federal poverty level — could be issued $500 vouchers that would be valid only at gun shops or gun shows, and would have to be used before the 2010 Census.

You non-gun-owning people aren’t doing your part so the Feds should make you.

American Muslims To Fort Hood Shooter: ‘Thanks A Lot, Asshole’

Via Tom. In other news, The Onion seems funny again.

A primer on the 10mm

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Decline in rock music quality causes decline in oil production.

My kids are into The Super Hero Squad. It’s entertaining. Yesterday’s episode featured a scene in which we discovered that all the super villains were planning their world domination on a social networking website called Maskbook, which looked just like Facebook. Funny.

Gun, check. Extra magazines, check. Coffee, check.

I just discovered that Droid is also a phone.

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Seen at Rusty’s:

a Vermont state legislator recently introduced a bill requiring all unarmed Vermont citizens to pay $500 for the privilege of not owning a gun.

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Under the bill, adults who choose not to own a weapon would be required to register their name, address, Social Security number, and driver’s license number with the state. Those of military age, with the exception of police and members of the armed forces, would be required to pay the $500 fine.

At first, I thought this can’t be serious until I read the VT constitution:

That every member of society hath a right to be protected in the enjoyment of life, liberty, and property, and therefore is bound to contribute the member’s proportion towards the expense of that protection, and yield personal service, when necessary, or an equivalent thereto, but no part of any person’s property can be justly taken, or applied to public uses, without the person’s own consent, or that of the Representative Body, nor can any person who is conscientiously scrupulous of bearing arms, be justly compelled thereto, if such person will pay such equivalent; nor are the people bound by any law but such as they have in like manner assented to, for their common good: and previous to any law being made to raise a tax, the purpose for which it is to be raised ought to appear evident to the Legislature to be of more service to community than the money would be if not collected.

Update: Seems it’s an old item from years ago. Still, pretty funny.

The Internet’s. On this day, forty years ago, Al Gore created it. In other news, I’m younger than the internet.

Republican Congressman Jeff Flake regarding his vote against H.Res.784, a bill “honoring the 2560th anniversary of the birth of Confucius and recognizing his invaluable contributions to philosophy and social and political thought”:

He who spends time passing trivial legislation may find himself out of time to read healthcare bill

Well played, sir. Well played.

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Indeed

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Obama now a Japanese verb:

obamu: (v.) To ignore inexpedient and inconvenient facts or realities, think “Yes we can, Yes we can,” and proceed with optimism using those facts as an inspiration (literally, as fuel).

Via MKS.

This is probably one of the funniest comments I’ve ever received on the blog.

Tit for tat?

They make me laugh.

Bruce:

I haven’t seen boob support like this since the media lifted Obama up onto its shoulders and carried him across the finish line last November.

In other news, it marks the first time I’ve seen anything interesting by her.

I lost it at Luke Skywalker Inside A Rotting Carcas (sic). Via tom.

This year, my kids are going to be a dalmatian and a dragon.

In addition to the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama has recently been named Motortrend Car of the Year and Employee of the Month at Wal-Mart store #4606 in Osceola, Iowa.

Also, a whopping five out of five dentists agree he’s good at removing tooth decay.

And he holds 12 times his weight in liquid.

Update: Being told he is in the running for the Heisman. And now comes with bacon and in low-fat versions.

Ministry of Defence publishes document on how to avoid leaking documents. So, guess which document was recently leaked?

Heh.

Second graders answer that and other questions.

Unflattering gunbroker listing on the Colt Umarex 22 AR.

Wifey says to me that I write too much on facebook. And that she ignores people who write too much. I say ‘well, if you ignore what I say on facebook, it will be just like real life’.

I mentioned before that one cannot possibly keep up with all the genres and sub-genres of heavy-metal. Now, there’s a flowchart.

Heh.

Via Tam.

Rusty on gun polls:

Too many Americans still haven’t figured the term “assault weapon” means “a regular rifle that looks cool”.

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No freedom of religion for Jedi!

Kanye West talks about my blog.

Thanks to Jack for letting me know.

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Meanwhile, good for Barack Obama: The president does not believe that the criticism… is based on the color of his skin

And I hate baseball:

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And, no, not The Man Show:

Shit My Dad Says may be the funniest thing on twitter ever.

Via guav

Heh. Based on this one.

What round for depantsed giant?

Impeccable logic

Awesome:

From Stuff

Les Jones on stereotyping:

And the truck stop thing is stereotyping, which is wrong, except when it’s about white Southerners when they vote for Republicans.

Barack’s button to shut down the internet has been made public.

Oops.

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Not sure what’s more interesting about this. The fact that she actually talks like that. That she didn’t know facebook wasn’t exactly private. Or that someone on her friends list took a screen cap an submitted it to a humor site.

Update: Apparently, that was the result of a hack. See comments. Ok, then.

I wondered what the term wookie-suiter meant. Now, I know.

I dig the rules. A taste:

Retention holsters- don’t.

And:

Rails on a gun are like a clean shirt: they attract the oddest things.

Heh.

I think this photo would make an excellent background image for any phone:

From Stuff

An animated image would be better.

Fart silencers. No thanks.

Poor placement.

The Horrible Truth about Bob from Enzyte

No real point. Just wanted to use the headline. Seems they’re undergoing a DOS attack.

Yes We Cannabis

This advertisement made me laugh.

That’s the same unit of measure for finishing furniture.

In Google reader, I was met with this combination for this post from ACK:

From Political

For those not local, the post is about a girl who ended a local politicos career by blackmailing him about their sex life.

LA Times:

L.A. guns to be crushed today, turned into steel rebar

That song wasn’t that bad.

Heh.

BTW, on the radio there was a poll this morning about the birther issue. When I last listened, it was about 3:2 that he was not a citizen. Seriously. The poll on line is even money.

Funnier still, are the comments in that thread. Oy

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I was lied to. I was told all our problems would be solved by a rainbow-farting unicorn. It’s a rainbow-farting terrier.

Laurel: My mom knows more about weed than I do.

Well, if you’re gonna go out, go out on top. Or bottom. Or whatever. I’m not sure how sea lions do it.

The water-sprinkler rainbow conspiracy!

Virgin Mary seen in bird poo.

I’m not sure if it’s dry wit or the continued love fest either.

Heh.

Remember, two layers with the shiny side out.

Apparently, the planets are aligned and there’s sunspots. And today, after lunch, it will be 12:34:56 7/8/9. That, apparently, makes it ripe for the end of the world. At least, that’s what the internets tell me. So, panic.

Can be problematic. Tell me about it:

Tam:

Today is the day when real Americans light off fireworks (or, in many states, watch the government light off fireworks for them) to celebrate conscription and income taxes, zoning laws and the FDA! Two-flush toilets and government-mandated florescent light bulbs! Seat belt laws and helmet mandates!

More where that came from. Read it all.

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The second amendment for dummies.

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See what H&K started?

Thirdpower on Chicago politics:

I am SO going to scold my dead grandparents for continuing to vote for him.

Or an advertising failure?

Regarding this post, Michael Brings the funny:

Take out guns and I’d think the writer was talking about the Obama administration.

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Junior loves the show Fairly Odd Parents. Tonight’s episode contained this gem:

Timmy Turner: You mean, you’d let an unsupervised minor go on dangerous missions without worrying about his safety

Adult (handing him a gun): not without a really dangerous weapon.

Heh.

Heh. A letter to the editor about the dogs in bars bill.

Tam at Caleb’s:

A .25 ACP is nice to have when you can’t carry a gun.

Hippie and dirty undies free!

CoolRestaurantsTennessee:

The purpose of this blog is simple: we are offering access to a list of restaurants in Tennessee that people who pee their pants at even the very thought of guns are planning to patronize.

Heh.

In tacticalgunfan’s review of the SCAR mentioned before, is this photo:

From Gun Porn

And a caption: The buttstock not only folds, but also collapses (with six lengths available). Also note the two-position cheekrest, which can be raised for use with optics.

They should also mention it makes a really cool boot.

Tactical Corsets

No kidding. I ordered 1,000 rounds of CCI Subsonic HP. After getting over the price, I was met with Please allow 5-7 weeks for delivery.

Apparently, David Carradine’s family alleges that he was killed by assassins, even though his death looks like he pulled a Hutchence. Sounds silly. But Squeaky points out that his hands were bound together. That would imply that he had some sort of helper. Or some ninja drew the really, really short straw and had to go kill the guy. Then tie a rope around his wiener. But if a ninja went through the trouble of tying up a dead guy’s Johnson, you’d think that the ninja would have remembered to unbind the hands so it didn’t look like ninjas did it. That, or somewhere the boss ninja is really pissed off. In some boardroom somewhere, I can picture the boss ninja saying Dammit, Larry, if you’d have just remembered to untie his hands, this would have been perfect. Now, we got the heat on us. Bad ninja. No ninja snacks.

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Dan Seitz in a bit called 7 Ridiculously Over-The-Top Modifications to Deadly Weapons:

It appears that the AR-15 is kind of the gun-dweeb’s version of Linux: All kinds of modifications can be made to it, but most of them make about as much sense as tying your dick to a roller skate. The AR-15 also happens to be a semi-automatic rifle, which, by the way, is what we invented specifically so we wouldn’t have to use crossbows any more.

As a gun dweeb, I concur.