Comments on: Random conversation from the Uncle Clan

By: Billy Beck

Billy Beck — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:01:53 +0000

This sort of thing happens to me, involving several women of both friendly and familial acquaintance, all the damned time. It’s a fascinating study in female epistemology, which I maintain is a discipline worthy of the distinction. All of my work in the field convinces me that almost all women are just about crippled when it comes to conceptual integration and grasping necessary and obvious logical implications.

Oh, and the thing about women and “multi-tasking” is utter bullshit, too. If I had a single penny for every time I’ve watched a women cinch-up like an oil-drained V-8 while trying to manage two active ideas at once, you’d likely never see me again because I would own my own country.

Further affiant sayeth not.

By: _Jon

_Jon — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:33:16 +0000

The International Rules of Manhood

By: Homer

Homer — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:41:49 +0000

And they wonder why we are less than completely enthusiastic about engaging in frequent and/or extended verbal communication with them.

By: dagamore

dagamore — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:08:07 +0000

Sometimes the possibility of a night on the sofa is so worth the withering glare of a smart ass answer to a dumb ass question.

By: tgirsch

tgirsch — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:48:27 +0000

I had a similar conversation with my wife several years ago: Me: I want to stop at Blockbuster. Her: Why? Me: Because the car needs an oil change.

By: workinwifdakids

workinwifdakids — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:25:15 +0000

Don’t bother trying to understand. It’s one of those male/female conversation things that neither will ever understand.

By: nk

nk — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:02:21 +0000

If a husband speaks in a forest and his wife is not there to contradict him, does he make a sound? Congratulations! You’re a married man.

By: Lyle

Lyle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:11:01 +0000

Heeer’s yer sign.

By: straightarrrow

straightarrrow — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:55:27 +0000

vagina envy?

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:42:42 +0000

A manicure from a hot blond. Gotta count for something.

By: Dad

Dad — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:39:25 +0000

Let me see if I got this right, first you get a manicure and then you want a umbrella. Where did I fail.