Comments on: Quote of the day

By: Tennessee Budd

Tennessee Budd — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:23:16 +0000

Sorry to have to disagree with everybody, but y’all can all have her–I don’t want any of it. I don’t have anything to do with skinny women or chicken wings: not enough meat on ‘em to be worth my time.

By: ParatrooperJJ

ParatrooperJJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:30:32 +0000

My rating system is based on how many holes you would use. She is a bonafide three holer.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:43:21 +0000

I’d hit that like Rick James on a bag of dust.

By: SCATTERSHOT

SCATTERSHOT — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:31:22 +0000

If I were Mr. Spitzer, I would simply move in with her. His Mrs. reminds me of FDR’s quip about war.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:41:16 +0000

Heh. Thanks, Unc. This is very, umm�educational. Right up there with the vasectomy post.

Lol - from the woman who brought us: unless it’s gold plated and makes you a sandwich afterward, no hooha is worth $5K.

By: tgirsch

tgirsch — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:28:26 +0000

Slam that like a rusty screen door.

By: Alcibiades McZombie

Alcibiades McZombie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:12:08 +0000

Tap it like a drug dealer’s phone.

(I think I screwed that one up.)

By: Captain Holly

Captain Holly — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:47:19 +0000

Ahab, that comes from “hit it like a retard on a drumset”, an AR-15.com favorite.

By: Breda

Breda — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:26:08 +0000

Heh. Thanks, Unc. This is very, umm…educational. Right up there with the vasectomy post. =)

By: pdb

pdb — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:21:11 +0000

…until she walks like a cowboy.

By: Gunstar1

Gunstar1 — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:57:07 +0000

Hit it like a pile driver, long and hard.

By: ka

ka — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:33:32 +0000

From Scrubs:

Daily, nightly, and ever so rightly.

By: Ahab

Ahab — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:09:07 +0000

“Hit it light a freight train hitting a bus full of retarded kids”.

I don’t know what the retarded part has to do with anything, but that’s how I’ve always heard it.

By: Chas

Chas — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:59:34 +0000

She’s a reminder of the disproportionality of power among women that is so resented by feminists. Beautiful women can own men, ugly feminists cannot - thus the pale ire, envy and despair of feminism.

By: HardCorps

HardCorps — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:25:22 +0000

On thanksgiving, I’d stuff her turkey, and for christmas i’d give her my dick in a box.

By: Jay G.

Jay G. — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:24:33 +0000

I believe the phrase you’re looking for is “bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.”

You’re welcome.

By: HardCorps

HardCorps — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:21:57 +0000

If this were happening in the ’70s, I’d bang it like a gong.

By: HardCorps

HardCorps — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:21:10 +0000

” hey baby how bout you sing into the mic”

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:20:07 +0000

I’d just like to note that quote was taken out of the context where I qualified it with “If I wasn’t attached to Bitter”

By: Rustmeister

Rustmeister — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:19:41 +0000

Mine had the phrase “nine ways from Sunday” in it.