Comments on: They Can’t Help It

By: DirtCrashr

DirtCrashr — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:39:39 +0000

I’ve got to blog it, and whatever corrollaries go along.

By: Lyle

Lyle — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:54:52 +0000

Arrow. Use it everywhere you go, please. I’ll be posting an edited version on Joe’s blog (blog.joehuffmen.org) in the near future, as soon as I can steal time away from being productive ; )

Its a distillation of a very long list of verbal hammer blows we cooked up years ago, over a period of months, in a musical instrument repair shop I own. Some of them had us laughing like hyenas. I think we ended up with well over 200 of them. We titled the compilation, “The 2xx Tenets of Socialism” and had it up on Angelfire for a while. Many of them were reiterations, and I’ve wanted for a long time to edit the list down to the best 50 or so. Since I don’t get paid 100 bucks an hour to write smartass literature, its hard to find the time. Here’s one that comes to mind:

“We will be safe as soon as we are stripped of the best means of protecting ourselves.”

By: SayUncle » Exploiting PSH

SayUncle » Exploiting PSH — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:58:29 +0000

[...] thinks we should take advantage of the condition I mentioned yesterday. One nitpick is that I prefer the term regular capacity [...]

By: walls of the city

walls of the city — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:35:34 +0000

liberals in a nutshell…

“Help, help, let us out of this nutshell!” … Yeah, ok, that was pretty bad. But can you blame me? Anywise, this gem was found at Say Uncle. There is no right or wrong, just the inability to get along…….

By: blackfork

blackfork — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 00:18:15 +0000

Does this mean they get a handicapped parking sticker?

By: straightarrow

straightarrow — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:51:07 +0000

I have to add that I don’t think the loonie are just loony, I also think they are evil and that little comment of yours make it so apparrent.

By: straightarrow

straightarrow — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:49:53 +0000

Lyle, do you mind if I use that sometimes? That is the most succinct and accurate description of the loonies I have ever seen.

By: Lyle

Lyle — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:08:45 +0000

There is no right or wrong, just the inability to get along. Therefore you must either agree with me or be accused of causing an argument.

It takes two to make a fight, so stop fighting me.

If you don’t have anything nice to say about me, you must refrain from criticizing anything I choose to do to you.

If anything I do to you makes you angry, it proves you are a hateful person.

If you cannot accept what I do to you, it means you are closed-minded.

If you don’t give me what I want, it proves you are materialistic and selfish.

By: Robert Garrard

Robert Garrard — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:28:46 +0000

I just always figured it was a case of being “logically challenged”, to be PC about it…