Well played, Ma’am, well played
The Tennessee State Trooper who got his pickle buffed* by local porn star Barbie Cummings has been fired, reports Michael Silence. Since then, Barbie’s blog has disappeared and been replaced by, well, a porn site promoting her. All I got to say is that Barbie Cummings is a marketing genius. Her new porn site is no doubt getting mad traffic from the news coverage and people Googling her up to see what all this is about. Well played, ma’am, well played. When she’s done doing porn, she could get a job in marketing.
* what, you didn’t think I’d use the same fellatio slang two days in a row, did you?
Update: BTW, how dumb is the cop? He took pictures. Didn’t take her to jail for the drugs. But gave her a speeding ticket anyway? Should have just let the speeding slide and maybe you wouldn’t be in the, err, pickle you’re currently in. Just sayin’.
May 25th, 2007 at 10:17 am
Memo to the cop from Smokey the Peace Officer: Only you can prevent incriminating evidence.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:06 am
I was wrong. I admit it.
May 25th, 2007 at 11:26 am
[…] sex in exchange for ignoring a porn actress’ illicit drugs was fired, notes Michael Silence. And Say Uncle notes that this adult industry entertainer is smarter than she looks: Since then, Barbie’s blog has […]
May 25th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
And we certainly know the plot of her next movie, which should take about 20 minutes to film.
May 25th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
So: First we have an officer and his wife getting stoned out on stolen drug brownies and calling 911.
Then we have the Tenn Trooper tossing pills to get his pickle puffed. On video.
Behind that we have drunken police biking riots in DC during National Police Week.
Nice job guys…but do’t complain about LEO bashing….Any. Freaking. More.