Appletini
I had one the other night for the first time. Tastes like a green Jolly Rancher. But in Cali, they want to tax girly drinks. Why? Well, because:
Heeding the pleas of teenagers to help curb underage drinking, California authorities Wednesday moved to raise taxes on sugary alcohol beverages and remove them from convenience stores.
Err, isn’t it illegal for teenagers to drink? That’s just fucking retarded.
