Martha Stewart’s tagline (i.e., her You’re fired) for the new Apprentice TeeVee show is still under wraps. Instead of speculating, I’ll just make some up. Here are the top 9 suggestions for Martha Stewart taglines:
Why don’t you just knit yourself a nice little doily that says Shut the Hell Up.
Mmmmm, tasty soul of the unbeliever
If I were still in prison, you’d be my bitch.
It beats house arrest.
How about a nice little you-suck-ass-themed flower arrangement for the centerpiece?
You’re getting short-sold.
I got sent to prison for lying about a crime the government couldn’t prove I committed. And you want to talk to me about tough breaks?
Time to tidy up
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Yes, these lists are usually Top 10 so you can insert your own. I’m lazy.
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Posted in uncategorized on August 18th, 2005
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August 18th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
o No ankle bracelet for you.
o Party On, Dude!
o Isn’t that special.
o Bam! (oops, taken already)
o Is that a pledge pin?! On your uniform?!
o I can have you investigated.
o All guests of the show recieve a monogrammed doiley. Here’s yours.
August 18th, 2005 at 7:17 pm
-You got served
-You’re incarcerated
-You’re Stewed
-Your kettle never boiled
August 18th, 2005 at 8:37 pm
“And that’s NOT a good thing.”