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September 30, 2004

300,000,000 in this country and these are the two best candidates?

Posted by SayUncle

50 minutes into the debate and I am done with it. Same thing, over and over.

Bush: Kerry is inconsistent.

Kerry: Bush guarded oil wells and I have a plan (one I can’t talk about, apparently).

The first thirty minutes I would call a Kerry victory, which is not good for Bush since he’s viewed as the stronger wartime candidate and this is the war debate. The last twenty minutes, both droned and repeated their talking points. The droning will be good for Kerry because as long as he refrains from saying anything stupid, I think he can win this one.

Update: Meanwhile, the Boston Globe called the debate for Kerry 7 hours before the debate actually started.

And, by the way, this is probably the most animated and charismatic I have seen Kerry.

Chain of events

Posted by SayUncle

First, CBS had the bogus draft story. Then NBC. Now, Rock The Vote:

“Rock the Vote”..supposedly a “non profit” organization are recruiting young Americans to register to vote with scary “your gonna get drafted unless you vote” tactics. Check out this pack of “non-biased”, “non profit” lies.
Here is a synopsis of the first propaganda “educational” film:

Young Black guy: “I just got this sweet job. Hopefully in 6 months I can start my own business”
Young Black girl: “Thats if you dont get drafted first.
Young black guy: “Drafted?”
Young black girl: “Drafted…for the war.
Young black guy: “They can do that?”
Voice over…
“One of the many issues that can be decided this election”

Read the whole thing

Posted by SayUncle

Kevin is just on a roll lately. Go read the whole thing. Yeah, I mean his whole blog.

Bush and guns

Posted by SayUncle

The Constitution Party is criticizing Bush for his silence on the DC gun ban repeal:

At various campaign stops around the country, President Bush has said, to applause, that he stands “strongly for the Second Amendment, which gives every American the indivisible right to bear arms.” But, his failure to support Rep. Mark Souder’s (R-Ind.) legislation which would repeal all of Washington DC’s laws which prohibit private gun ownership shows that when it comes to the Constitutionally-protected right of individual citizens to keep and bear arms, Mr. Bush is all talk and no action.

As recently as September 28, 2004, the “Washington Post” reported White House spokesman Claire Buchan as having “declined to comment on the specifics of Souder’s bill.”

Bush, after saying he’d support the AWB, was also criticized for his silence on the issue by the anti-gunners. Then, his campaign basically lied after the ban expired and said they pushed for the ban.

I’m sure the Senate would pass the gun ban repeal bill if Bush prompted them to do so. OK, Mr. Pro-Gun President, let’s see it.

Oh no

Posted by SayUncle

Apparently, Jack Daniel’s has started watering down its whiskey:

If you’ve noticed that your Jack Daniel’s is carrying a little less kick these days, you’re probably right.

The famed “sippin’ whiskey,” which advertises a recipe traced back to the nation’s first registered distillery, has lowered the alcohol content of its flagship brand, Old No.7 Black Label.

The whiskey now registers 80 proof, instead of 86 (or 40 percent alcohol versus 43 percent), and some drinkers feel betrayed.

“You can’t screw with a legend like that and get away with it,” said Frank Kelly Rich, editor of Modern Drunkard magazine. “I’m sure Jack is spinning in his grave.”

The company says the switch was made because most customers prefer the less potent mix, which was marketed first in a few states and some overseas markets. The transition was completed earlier this year.

Those who want a stiffer drink can buy specialty versions like Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel at 94 proof, the company said.

If anything would bring about a cultural revolution, it’d be this.

BSL Petition

Posted by SayUncle

Via XRLQ, go sign this petition to stop BSL in North Carolina.

Tougher pit bull law passed

Posted by SayUncle

Well, that’s the headline. If by tougher, they mean not based on anything useful:

Pit bulls and certain breeds of dogs are now more expensive to keep in Coulee Dam and may be on the way to being banned altogether.

The town council last week passed changes to the town’s pet ordinance that names “pit bulls” as dangerous dogs and imposes strict conditions on their owners.

The issue arose last month when Holly Street residents said a neighbor was planning to raise pit bulls, a breed famous for its ability - some say vicious propensity - to fight other dogs.

“I had to have my fence made solid because they were trying to get at me through the fence when I mowed my lawn,” Connie Babler said.

Pit bulls are defined in the ordinance as dogs older than six months with Staffordshire bull terrier, American bull terrier, American bulldog or American Staffordshire terrier breeding.

It’s official, Politically Incorrect Dog is now a pit bull, somewhere.

Owners may now keep only one such dog, must keep it indoors or in a secure, locked pen with a roof and buy a $250,000 surety bond in case it hurts someone.

Those restrictions were even more stringent than the changes proposed by Police Chief Pat Collins, who has been working with tribal police on a policy that both departments would find enforceable.

But proponents found support on the council for an even harsher proposal - an outright ban.

A ban simply won’t be effective. Additionally, basing the determination for viciousness on breed is not objective nor is it effective.

DC Gun Ban

Posted by SayUncle

The US House passed the DC gun ban repeal. This gesture is mostly symbolic because the Senate likely won’t take the issue up. As I said, it keeps the anti-gunners on the defense instead of offense. The VPC, pulling out every knee jerk misrepresentation they can think of, issued a press release:

Bill Would Repeal DC Handgun Ban, Allow Semiautomatic 50 Caliber Sniper Rifles and Assault Rifles to be Carried Throughout City

Since its passage, repeal of the DC handgun ban has been the National Rifle Association’s Holy Grail. This effort is being undertaken without regard for the safety of DC residents — or our national leaders. This bill not only repeals DC’s handgun ban, but also legalizes semiautomatic assault weapons and 50 caliber sniper rifles in the District of Columbia. One out of five police officers slain in the line of duty is killed with an assault weapon. Yet this bill legalizes the possession of all assault weapons in DC and even removes restrictions on armor-piercing ammunition. Under the bill, AK-47s and AR-15s can legally be carried on city streets or virtually any other place in the District.

I have never seen this many of the VPC’s hysterical, misleading lies in one place before (italicized for your convenience). Ain’t it something? Additionally, they have a misleading tirade about 50 calibers but at least they don’t allege they can shoot planes out of the sky.

Quote of the day

Posted by SayUncle

U.S. District Judge Victor Marrero:

democracy abhors undue secrecy

Marrero struck down a provision of the Patriot Act that allowed the FBI to demand, unchecked, confidential customer records, such as credit info, internet service records and other things.

Update: Apparently, the law overturned is not part of the Patriot Act says one of the Volokhs (they all look the same, you know).

September 29, 2004

Heh!

Posted by SayUncle

Check the graphic, yo.

Einstein vs. The Romans

Posted by Thibodeaux

“You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.”
— Albert Einstein

“If you wish for peace, prepare for war.”
— Roman Proverb

I recently saw the Einstein quote on a bumper sticker (along with, I think, a Phish sticker and maybe a Dean sticker). Now, according to the quotations page I have linked up there, this is “attribtued” to Einstein, so I guess maybe he didn’t actually say it. Remember also another Roman quote:

“They made a wasteland and called it peace.”
— Publius Cornelius Tacitus

So, maybe the Romans had a different brand of peace in mind than did Prof. Einstein. As an informal poll of our audience, who do you side with here? One of the greatest minds of the 20th Century, or some dead Romans? Both? Neither? Discuss!

You’re kidding?

Posted by SayUncle

CBS apparently will never learn. They ran a story about the latest political bogeyman, the draft. The story was based on bogus and debunked internet email hoaxes.

Krugman reads Bubba?

Posted by SayUncle

Krugman and Bubba both predict that, well, I’ll let Krugman explain:

Let’s face it: Whatever happens in Thursday’s debate, cable news will proclaim President Bush the winner. This will reflect the political bias so evident during the party conventions. It will also reflect the undoubted fact that Bush does a pretty good Clint Eastwood imitation.

Let’s face it, guys, Kerry is not a charismatic man (even less so than the almost robotic Al Gore). He also doesn’t have a single noteworthy thing that I can think of attributed to him in his decades in the Senate. Kerry will probably lose because Kerry is Kerry.

Methinks Krugman and Bubba are taking the safe bet. Predicting Kerry will lose so that later they can tell people I told you so.

Speechless

Posted by SayUncle

Dear lord. I am literally without speech. Via Spoons.

Bias Bill?

Posted by SayUncle

Jeff details one of the dumbest ideas I’ve seen:

In the wake of CBS News’ “60 Minutes” controversy, an influential Republican on Tuesday said he wants to convene a Capitol Hill hearing on TV news operations after the Nov. 2 election.

Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), chair of the House Commerce Committee, told a meeting of the TV engineering trade group MSTV in Washington that broadcast network news divisions “need to have safeguards to prevent reporters from infusing their opinions into news reports.”

The lawmaker said he wanted to hear from execs of all the nets — not just CBS — and threatened to introduce legislation requiring TV news operations to impose safeguards against partisan bias seeping into reports. He backed off the threat of legislation when pressed for specifics.

There’s a fine line between regulating bias (think of the bloggers that will be out of work!) and outright limits on free speech. Actually, I kid. There’s no fine line. An attempt to regulate bias would be an blatant violation of free speech protections.

Additionally, how the hell do you measure bias?

It’s hard to rally the troops

Posted by SayUncle

Gunner is distraught. He had a good idea for a protest and no one participated. I meant to blog it but it got put on the back burner, then I got busy, yada yada yada. Actually, I’m not joking. That really happened. I’ve been busy.

It’s hard to rally the blogosphere (unless you’re one of the huge bloggers) because there are just so many of us. Don’t take it personally, buddy, but lots of people read lots of blogs. It’s hard to read them all and participate in every cool idea that comes along (and yours is a cool idea). Just keep trying, you are making a difference even if it is one person at a time.

Now, get over there and participate in his banned book drive.

Al Gore advises Kerry on debating

Posted by SayUncle

You remember that episode of Seinfeld where George does the opposite of what he would ordinarily do and suddenly his life turns around for the better? Yeah, that’s what I think of Gore’s advice to Kerry.

SCOTUS to hear eminent domain case

Posted by SayUncle

The Supreme Court has agreed to hear the case of eminent domain in New London, CT (which I’ve written about a few times):

The Supreme Court agreed yesterday to decide when governments can seize homes and businesses for economic development projects, a key question as cash-strapped cities seek ways to generate tax revenue.

At issue is the scope of the Fifth Amendment, which allows governments to take private property through eminent domain provided the owner is given “just compensation” and the land is taken for “public use.”

Susette Kelo and several other homeowners in a working-class neighborhood in New London, Conn., filed a lawsuit after city officials announced plans to raze their homes to clear the way for a riverfront hotel, health club and offices. The residents refused to budge, arguing that it was an unjustified takeover of their property.

I’m not too optimistic, given how the court has generally let the people down lately. At issue is whether or not a city can take from one private individual and give to another (which is not public use) to develop businesses.

Last post on the DC Gun Ban Repeal (for today)

Posted by SayUncle

The proposed repeal is a good thing (even if it doesn’t pass) because it keeps the anti-gunners working to maintain. While they work to maintain the status quo, they devote less time to affecting new laws. So, call your congress critters and tell them you support repeal of DC’s draconian gun laws.

Have to lie or mislead to get what they want

Posted by SayUncle

Brady Bunch press release:

If the bill passes, it will be legal in the District of Columbia:

* For teenagers and adults to openly carry a loaded semiautomatic rifle, including an AK-47 semiautomatic assault rifle, on city streets without a permit [H.R. 3193, sections 7-8, repealing D.C. Code sections 7-2502.02, 7-2502.03, 7-2507.02]

Perusing the code, there is no mention of semiautomatic assault rifles. It seems to me that DC would, like most of the rest of the country, allow minors to own weapons provided that their parents bought them for them. There was no mention that I found in the three laws that specified someone could carry and AK-47 down the street.

They also go through some other ridiculous points (that are comparable to gun laws in most states, I might add) and they include the phrase semiautomatic assault weapons in each one of them. More hysteria from the anti-gunners.

AWB Letter to the editor

Posted by SayUncle

A good letter to the editor about coverage of the assault weapons ban:

Naturally, you do not question the ban’s constitutionality. Second Amendment aside, its basis is the Constitution’s “commerce clause,” yet no one has proved these weapons affect interstate commerce. Liberals would never use the commerce clause to support federal censorship of the media, which would subvert the First Amendment.

No one of importance seems to question the constitutionality of anything these days.

Do you sacrifice a lamb to appease?

Posted by SayUncle

This article makes an interesting statement:

The bill lifting the gun ban in the District of Columbia is expected to pass the House. But Senate leaders likely won’t touch it, largely out of fears that it would restart debate about the 10-year semiautomatic assault weapons ban that GOP congressional leaders and the White House let expire earlier this month. Most Americans support the weapons ban, according to opinion polls.

I suppose they assume that a bill restricting gun control would have gun control bills (like the AWB) attached to it, much like what happened during the gun industry immunity bill.

I’d like to see the DC gun laws ban gone. But I can’t say I’d be willing to trade it for the AWB.

Quote of the day

Posted by SayUncle

In comments over at Publicola’s, bjbarron writes:

All pets go to heaven…if they don’t, I don’t want to live there.

September 28, 2004

He Makes Car-Commerical Music, Right?

Posted by Thibodeaux

Ok, I’m a little behind, but it’s still funny. Via William Beck of Two–Four, we have this hysterical screed from “Moby”:

in 1994 bill clinton passed a law banning the sale of automatic assault weapons.
now under george bush the law has lapsed, so it is now, as of today, legal to buy fully automatic assault weapons in the u.s.a. yes, now there can be more mass murders at the hands of lunatics with fully automatic ak-47’s purchased legally over the internet.

Yeah…as Mr. Beck says, PLEASE send me a link where I can buy “fully automatic ak-47’s…legally over the internet.”

The power of blogs

Posted by SayUncle

I posted this earlier today looking for high err regular capacity 7.62 AR mags. I now have access to ten of them (though I’m debating if I need that many). Pretty cool.

Thanks, airboss.

Why can’t they protest like that here

Posted by SayUncle

In England, there was a protest:

Pro-hunt demonstrators dumped animal carcasses and women went topless amid noisy protests on Tuesday outside Prime Minister Tony Blair’s Labor Party conference.

Blowing horns and waving signs that read: “Fight Prejudice, Fight the Ban” and “Fox-Off Blair,” about 8,000 demonstrators against plans to outlaw fox-hunting marched along the Brighton seafront, flanked by hundreds of police in riot gear.

Several women dressed in black bathing suits removed their tops and jumped into the chilly English Channel waters as part of the protest. They were joined by members of “Surfers 4 Hunting” riding surfboards.

See, that’s a protest that could keep someone’s attention. Nudity tends to do that. Here, all we get are smelly hippies and guys in pajamas.

Info needed

Posted by SayUncle

I am looking for some USA 7.62 AR15 magazines, commonly called Frankenmags, or equivalent (which are basically an AK47 style mag bottom slapped onto an AR15 style mag bottom). I’m having trouble finding them. If anyone has any ideas, leave a comment.

On the meaning of the second

Posted by SayUncle

This post debates (and leaves open ended) the meaning of the second amendment. Publius concludes the second amendment’s meaning is indeterminate, which I heartily disagree with. But I’ll let an expert (Roy Copperud) address it’s meaning:

[Copperud:] “The words ‘A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,’ contrary to the interpretation cited in your letter of July 26, 1991, constitutes a present participle, rather than a clause. It is used as an adjective, modifying ‘militia,’ which is followed by the main clause of the sentence (subject ‘the right’, verb ’shall’). The to keep and bear arms is asserted as an essential for maintaining a militia.

[Schulman:] “(1) Can the sentence be interpreted to grant the right to keep and bear arms solely to ‘a well-regulated militia’?”

[Copperud:] “(1) The sentence does not restrict the right to keep and bear arms, nor does it state or imply possession of the right elsewhere or by others than the people; it simply makes a positive statement with respect to a right of the people.”

[Schulman:] “(2) Is ‘the right of the people to keep and bear arms’ granted by the words of the Second Amendment, or does the Second Amendment assume a preexisting right of the people to keep and bear arms, and merely state that such right ’shall not be infringed’?”

[Copperud:] “(2) The right is not granted by the amendment; its existence is assumed. The thrust of the sentence is that the right shall be preserved inviolate for the sake of ensuring a militia.”

The fact is, the collective rights interpretation is a relatively recent phenomenon created with a desired end in mind. No such support for this view existed prior to the 1940s, perhaps even the 1950s.

That aside, Publius states that us gun types aren’t crazy (thanks, though I think people willing to give up their rights are lunatics) and questions whether armed citizens could actually successfully counter the government’s military:

My traditional response had been that these people are living in 1789. First, I had assumed that the notion of armed revolt in the 21st century seemed absurd. Our government would never do anything to justify that. And as a matter of probability, I’d rather take my chances with a narrow Second Amendment rather than allowing urban areas to become infested with lethal weapons in the post-9/11 era where much havoc could be wreaked. Besides, in the age of nuclear weapons, there wasn’t a whole hell of a lot we could do about it anyway. If the government wanted to take us out, it would.

The paleocon [I’m not up to date on my political propaganda, so I don’t know what a paleocon is - Ed] response to my point was that I was assuming that just because things have been a certain way for a long time, there’s no reason to believe they will continue being that way. In other words, just because the government hasn’t grown corrupt yet (and I mean to the point of justifying armed revolt), that doesn’t mean it never will. Just look at history. Second, the point of bearing arms is more about the credible threat than revolt itself. From an economics perspective, it raises the costs of potential abusive policies, thus making them less likely to happen.

A few quick points. First, it seems some people in Iraq armed with small arms are keeping the US military machine at bay. The reason for this is that the US isn’t nuking them, much like they wouldn’t nuke their own citizens. You don’t kill everyone to save them.

Second, an citizenry armed with guns would do a better job than citizens armed with sticks and rocks.

The third, and more critical point, is that just because a right may no longer be popular, or may be an anachronism, or may be rendered meaningless by some technological advances the government makes, it doesn’t mean that I or you should be willing to give it up. Period. Ever.

Today’s idiot

Posted by SayUncle

is brought to us by Kevin.

New gun, better round

Posted by SayUncle

Head has some info on the XM8. The Geek concurs. The XM8 was on Mail Call the other night and some LTC pretty much said it was a go. During the segment, they said it used 5.56. We’ll see if they change that to 6.8.

I hope H&K markets a civilian version, but I’m not holding my breath.

Nothing better to do?

Posted by SayUncle

This is rather lame:

Sakinah Aaron was walking into the bus area at the Wheaton Metro station several weeks ago, talking loudly on her Motorola cell phone. A little too loudly for Officer George Saoutis of the Metro Transit Police.

The police officer told Aaron, who is five months pregnant, to lower her voice. She told the officer he had no right to tell her how to speak into her cell phone.

Their verbal dispute quickly escalated, and Saoutis grabbed Aaron by the arm and pushed her to the ground. He handcuffed the 23-year-old woman, called for backup and took her to a cell where she was held for three hours before being released to her aunt. She was charged with two misdemeanors: “disorderly manner that disturbed the public peace” and resisting arrest.

Those are the facts on which both sides agree.

Even though loud cell-phone talkers annoy the crap out of me, they shouldn’t be arrested for it. Hit about the head and neck area by passers-by, sure. Arrested, no. More:

Transit Police and some Metro officials say Saoutis was protecting the peace by removing a woman who had overstepped the boundaries of civil behavior because she was loudly cursing into her phone.

They say that cell phones have become just another instrument of loutish behavior in the public space and that they are fighting a dramatic deterioration of manners in the transit system.

I’m afraid it’s not up to the police to determine what oversteps the boundaries of civil behavior. That would be a matter of law, not law enforcement. It may be offensive, but it doesn’t warrant being taken to the ground, handcuffed and jailed.

Anthropomorphism

Posted by SayUncle

The Lawrence Journal-World, which coincidentally is almost as dumb a name for a newspaper as Post Intelligencer, writes:

Justice for killer pit bull delayed by lax enforcement

In Lawrence, owners of dogs found to be “dangerous” must do what a judge orders them to do, such as building a secure pen and registering the dog with the city. If owners don’t comply after 15 days, the law says, the dog will be impounded or put to sleep.

But that’s not exactly what happened in the case of a pit bull that attacked and killed a Chihuahua named Peanut this spring. For more than three months, the pit bull’s owner was allowed to keep the dog without meeting the conditions ordered by Municipal Court Judge Randy McGrath.

The case finally came to a close Thursday, when the pit bull’s owner admitted he hadn’t met all the conditions, city officials said. He was fined $250, and the dog was impounded and probably will be put to sleep this week.

But Tom Fellers, Peanut’s owner, said the fact the pit bull was allowed to remain in the community for so long shows that the city’s system doesn’t have enough teeth.

“It’s a weak law, and it was very weakly enforced by the court once the dog was determined to be dangerous,” Fellers said. “That’s not acceptable.”

While I generally support such a law because it requires that the owner of the pet be held responsible, I don’t like the fact that the reporter used the word justice. Animals don’t comprehend justice and it isn’t applicable to them. The dog probably doesn’t remember the incident and killing the dog isn’t going to dissuade other dogs from doing the same. Justice, like irony, is lost on dogs.

Of course, I like to wait until politically incorrect dog falls asleep on the couch, then I jump on the couch to wake him up. I do this because when I fall asleep, he hops on the couch and wakes me up. While I get a bit of satisfaction out of it, my dog doesn’t get it.

September 27, 2004

It’s not mine

Posted by SayUncle

Via Tom: No this isn’t me.

First post-post ban gun show

Posted by SayUncle

Me and a buddy went to this weekend’s gun show. I had the itch and, dammit, I was going to buy something. I did, more on that later. The show was disappointing. There wasn’t any post-post ban stuff there. What little bit was there was ridiculously high in price. I guess the streets aren’t flooded yet. Regular capacity magazines were still running high in price (except one guy who had regular capacity Glock magazines stamped Law Enforcement Only - which now means nothing - for $29. He planned ahead and bought in advance, apparently). People were still trying to sell AR mags for $20 (sorry, no ban and I expect to pay less than $10) and people still had pre-ban prices on pre-ban guns. Mind you, you can get a brand new one that is identical for much, much less, if you can find one.

I decided a while back that I wanted a shorty AR and that I wanted an AK clone. I decided to combine the two and got an AR15 kit that is chambered in 7.62X39. I’ve heard some of these have feeding problems due to magazine issues. We’ll see how it works. I bought the kit from the fine folks at J&T Distributing and began looking for a lower receiver. Problem is, they don’t exist. People are snatching them up. One guy at the show had one and he wanted $275 for it (they sell new for $120). I asked him why it was so high and he said because it was pre-ban. I almost told him there wasn’t a ban anymore but felt I’d be wasting my breath. Obviously, I passed on his lower.

I started calling all the gun shops I know of and none of them had receivers. Finally, I stopped by Predator Custom Shop and ordered one (for $120) that should be here in a week or two. The guy told me that since the ban, he can’t keep any ARs or lowers. He said he sold 28 ARs and 16 lowers since 9/13. He also told me there is only one supplier who can keep up with his demand and that’s the lower I ordered.

So, to conclude:

Gun dealers are either bastards or don’t know the ban is gone and that people will no longer pay $1,500 for a $700 rifle. Nor will they pay $100 for a $20 magazine.

Only one dealer had the foresight to try to meet the demand caused by the ban’s expiration.

Nobody stocked post-post ban guns. No one. Just kits.

Good luck getting a lower receiver for an AR15.

Flash mobs

Posted by SayUncle

I think I saw my first this weekend. Went to Lowe’s and bought some stuff but the grill I bought wouldn’t fit in the truck. The plan was to take the Mrs., Junior and all our stuff home then go back and get the grill. On the way home, we saw some people carrying signs at the AAA building. Then, going back to Lowe’s, there were hundreds of pro-lifers on Lamar Alexander Parkway holding up signs from the court house all the way to the 129 bypass. I got the grill, headed back (total time of thirty minutes) and when I got back to the parkway, they were all gone. Like they were never there. You don’t see that every day.

Good

Posted by SayUncle

A federal judge ruled Tennessee’s choose-life license plates unconstitutional.

More on Kerry’s Assault Weapon

Posted by SayUncle

Alphie reports that Kerry’s camp is claiming that Kerry’s Chinese assault weapon is really an old bolt action:

[A campaign spokesman] said the gun had no make or model markings on it and that Mr. Kerry “got it from a friend years ago,” adding that such rifles were first manufactured in Russia more than 100 years ago and were used by the North Koreans and the Vietcong….

Though the comment was presented by Outdoor Life as part of an “exclusive interview with the two presidential candidates,” four pages that included many long, conversational answers using first-person pronouns, Mr. Meehan said Mr. Kerry’s portions were written by his staff. A public relations representative for Outdoor Life did not respond to a message seeking comment.

Show us the rifle, Senator. And as Alphie says:

Did the enemy really use 70-year-old guns or did they use the ones flooding across the border from China? Whatever, one thing is sure: Kerry sure does hire some blundering idiots for his staff. I wonder who he plans to put in his cabinet?

So, again, Kerry proves that he, marketing himself as a pro-gun candidate, doesn’t know much about guns. I have to wonder, if he really thinks an old bolt action is an assault weapon, does he want those banned as well?

Weekly check on the bias

Posted by SayUncle

Jeff has the latest.

Quote of the day

Posted by SayUncle

Michael Bowen on Kerry’s unnatural looking handling of guns:

Ronald Reagan’s daughter Patti once told a story from her childhood about watching, with her father, a movie starring Doris Day and Rock Hudson. When they kissed in the final scene, it just didn’t seem right to her. Awkward, somehow unnatural. She asked her dad about it, and he answered matter-of-factly, “You see, honey, Mr. Hudson doesn’t have much experience with kissing women. He’d really rather be kissing a man.”

Kerry’s shotgun waving, skeet shooting, and bird hunting are just a pose. His heart is really in the gun control camp, and when he appears at the range or in the field, his tin ear shows through every time. His gun-handling habits are awkward, and at times actually unsafe. If you’re all familiar with shooting, it’s like watching Rock Hudson kissing Doris Day.

More on Kerry’s assault weapon

Posted by SayUncle

The New York Times notes that:

Senator John Kerry, a hunter who supported the recently expired assault weapons ban, frequently tells audiences he has never met anyone who wanted to use an AK-47 to shoot a deer. But it is not clear what Mr. Kerry does with the Chinese assault rifle he told Outdoor Life magazine he kept in his personal collection.

In interviews appearing in the October issue of Outdoor Life, Mr. Kerry and President Bush were asked whether they were gun owners, and, if so, to identify their favorite gun.

Mr. Bush named the Weatherby 20 gauge (although he gave a slightly different answer in a separate chat with Field and Stream magazine.) Mr. Kerry’s answer was more complicated.

“My favorite gun is the M-16 that saved my life and that of my crew in Vietnam,” Mr. Kerry told the magazine. “I don’t own one of those now, but one of my reminders of my service is a Communist Chinese assault rifle.”

Mr. Kerry’s campaign would not say what model rifle Mr. Kerry was referring to, where he got it and when, or how many guns he owned. A spokesman for the senator, Michael Meehan, said Mr. Kerry was a registered gun owner in Massachusetts. On Thursday morning, Mr. Meehan said he had not been able to ask Mr. Kerry about the rifle because of Mr. Kerry’s hoarse voice; he did not respond to further inquiries.

Kevin has the round up on this issue. All I would add is:

Show us the gun, senator. Is this a typical case of it’s Ok for you but not the little people?