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Court

Apologies for not posting. I have caught the creeping death. Ok, fine, it’s a head cold. My head has produced more snot in the last four days than it has in all my previous years on the planet.

And I had to go to court because people don’t like to pay their bills. If you still have faith in “the system”, a day in court will cure you of that particular malady. But I digress. It went my way.

Of the 50 or so cases on the docket, 3 of them were some check cashing place v. sumdood. 1 was mine. And the rest were the local hospital v. sumdood.

3 Responses to “Court”

  1. Siegen Says:

    Hope you feel better soon. If you’ve got the same bug that I am slowly recovering from, you’re looking forward to a couple more weeks of it. For me, the periodic snot avalanche into my windpipe is the worst part.

  2. Scott Says:

    The silver lining of getting sick is the opportunity it provides to marvel at the human body’s ability to produce snot in vast quantities.

    I wonder if that’s why we’re encouraged to drink plenty of liquids when we’re sick…

  3. JTC Says:

    Glad you ain’tn’t daid.

    Bright side, maybe you gave your gift to some of the ESQ’s in the courtroom.

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