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Was it an assault woodwind?

Cops get called about a man carrying a rifle. It was a bassoon.

And “assault woodwind” would make for a great band name.

3 Responses to “Was it an assault woodwind?”

  1. Ellen Says:

    If you want an assault woodwint, may I suggest a shawm?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawm

  2. comatus Says:

    In fact, they look much more like an anti-tank weapon.
    “Bazooka” is named after a comedy instrument that almost certainly was a deliberate mispronunciation.

    You ought to see Peter Schickele play one.

  3. Billll Says:

    The Nebraska Guitar Militia might still be around.
    Is a bagpipe a woodwind? I think so, and it’s definitely an assault weapon.