William Wallace would be sad
A MAN ended up behind bars after being found in a Dunfermline street with an offensive weapon, a potato peeler.
Scott Walker, 39, of the James Bank Hostel, James Street, appeared from custody at Dunfermline Sheriff Court.
He admitted that on Saturday in Appin Crescent, a public place, he was in possession of an object that which had a blade or was sharply pointed, namely a potato peeler.
FFS. You can’t go taking your kitchen utensils out in public.
May 3rd, 2018 at 11:55 pm
Hi there neighbor, sorry to bother you. Do you have a potato peeler I can borrow?
Help, help! Call the police Harvey. It’s a criminal felon wanting to open carry a potato peeler to her house next door. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Help! Help!
And miss Agnes seemed like such a nice sort of lady. Quit, kept to herself. It’s all so very shocking!
May 4th, 2018 at 12:46 am
This is just embarrassing. These people once had the largest empire in the history of the world, and now look at them.
May 4th, 2018 at 9:11 am
I lived there for a year in the late ’80s and loved it — I always wanted to go back to visit. Not any more.
May 4th, 2018 at 10:07 am
The sun has finally set on the British Empire.
May 4th, 2018 at 1:43 pm
How do chefs there go to work?
Is there a “knife roll” exception to the Scary Bad Pointy Law?
May 4th, 2018 at 2:56 pm
A potato peeler? That’s Irish cultural appropriation!
May 4th, 2018 at 7:47 pm
Could be worse. Could have been a spud gun.