I’d suggest faster rocks
Well, OK:
Students in one Pennsylvania county will be armed with rocks in case of school shooting, superintendent says
How about putting some folks in there who have machines that can throw rocks at about 1,300 feet per second?
March 27th, 2018 at 2:47 am
One cannot help but wonder if there is, or is not, one of those wonderful ‘Zero Tolerance’ policies for ‘Weapons’ at those schools…
March 27th, 2018 at 2:29 pm
Well at least they’re willing to acknowledge the utility of missilery for defense. You have to start somewhere. May as well go back to Neanderthal tech. They gonna hold regular rock-throwing practice then? It’s one thing to have a rock and another thing to know how to use it.
Some kid will eventually bring a slingshot to rock-throwing practice, and then it’s game-on in a velocity/accuracy/terminal effect race.
March 27th, 2018 at 2:38 pm
Wait; couldn’t a rock be used for criminal purposes?
Best they start in on a rock control program, to keep rocks out of the wrong hands. Make sure no one is carrying too may rocks too, ’cause that’s how a lot of people get hurt in the same incident.
Can’t some rocks get throughout a metal detector without being detected? Great; so now we need all kinds different rock detectors. Shit!
What if you put a handle on your rock? Now it’s a club. Let’s call it a bump stocked rock. Shit; now we have to ban those! Their only use is for injuring or killing people. Damn the National Rock Association! Damn them all to hell!!!
March 27th, 2018 at 5:02 pm
It all has a very ‘Sam Weskit on the Planet Framingham’ feel to it…
https://www.amazon.com/Weskit-Planet-Framingham-William-Johnston/dp/B000UD1GG4