Unpossible
A man walked right past a Buffalo Wild Wings “no guns” sign and robbed the place with a gun.
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December 18th, 2014 at 4:23 pm
To be fair, the sign must have worked because they pair actually got robbed in back of the restaurant in the parking lot, at 0300. They had just closed up the place.
I need to get me one of those signs. They work.
/Sarcasm
December 18th, 2014 at 4:47 pm
Well this is easy then. Just put the “no guns” sign around your neck, or wear it as a sandwich sign. It would make more sense though, for the sign to be more general in nature, something like; “Thank you for not victimizing me in an way”. That’s pretty wordy though, coupled with the need to put it at least three languages, just in case. That, and of course any sign is going to be directed exclusively at the literate. Then there’s the huge problem that a lot of criminals don’t see themselves as victimizing anyone. What they’re doing is “Social Justice”.
How about;
“Don’t do anything I don’t like”
There. That should cover it. Wear that as a sandwich sign at all times and you’re totally safe. Oh hell; now I could imagine the rapist saying, “You know you likle it, bitch!”
Back to the drawing board.
December 18th, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Unpossible! The sign didn’t stop him? I’m confused? Plus all the laws concerning robbery didn’t stop him either? Geez who would’ve thought that was possible…???
December 19th, 2014 at 12:18 am
I guess no one’s figured out that guns cant read signs.
December 19th, 2014 at 2:19 am
@Huck
That’s why we need smart guns!