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Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis

Mom uses shotgun she got for Mothers Day to shoot intruder in the butt:

[I cocked the gun], saw that the door had broke down, then I saw him hitting over the fence and head to the creek, Kouba said.

Kouba said she fired and thinks she hit him in his backside. Adding insult to injury, the intruder got tangled in her electric fence before escaping.

[The police] didnt get him but, you know, Im sure hes going to end up in the hospital somewhere. I mean, hes got buckshot in his butt, Im sure hes going to, she said.

Hope the local laws are forgiving regarding shooting someone running away.

2 Responses to “Obviously, compensating for the size of her penis”

  1. Cargosquid Says:

    Which is why all people should no about jury nullification.

  2. MrSatyre Says:

    I’m pretty sure there are plenty of cases out there of cops shooting fleeing suspects in the back and getting off, so… She’s going to jail. 😉

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