I’m starting to think I can just call the press and say “Zimmerman” and they’ll show up
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September 16th, 2014 at 1:23 am
It’s like people are gunning for him (pun intended).
September 16th, 2014 at 4:37 pm
“The man, who declined to press charges, says Zimmerman was waiting for him at work the next day.”
If someone threatened to murder me and showed up at my job the next day, I’d be … pressing charges.
I’d be pressing so many charges I’d be like a bodybuilder lifting a bucket of AA batteries.
By which I mean, I agree this reeks of bullshit.
September 17th, 2014 at 1:07 am
[sniff sniff sniff]
Hmm… clearly an animal waste product of some sort. Smells like fecal matter, but not from a carnivore. I’m thinking grazing animal- big fella too. Judging by what remains of these grass fibers consistent with that of a multi-stomached digestive system, and the size of the clumps, I’d say we’re looking at Bovinae. Yep, it’s bullshit alright.