In which I, your humble correspondent, update the AP styleguide
Unarmed = 6’4″ 300 pound dude capable of cracking your skull
Teen = Man
Protests = Riot
Organizing = Looting
Locals = bused in from out of town
Shoplifted = strong arm robbery
KKK involved = No, they’re not but race hustlers like the Rearend Jesse Jackass and Al Sharpton are.
That about sum up Ferguson?
August 21st, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Yes, next question?
August 21st, 2014 at 8:12 pm
“1984” was supposed to be fiction, not a users’ manual.
August 21st, 2014 at 9:07 pm
*Sigh*. In my youth, I thought Adam Clayton Powell was pretty bad. Then we got Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
August 21st, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Adam Clayton Powell mixed his bourbon with MILK!
That right there makes him as bad as either Reverend.
August 22nd, 2014 at 2:49 am
That about covers it. Good reasoning.
August 22nd, 2014 at 9:14 am
My favorite one from yesterday was:
Allegedly suffered a black eye during scuffle = A reported orbital blowout fracture during severe beating.
The narrative deteriorated quickly, didn’t it?
August 22nd, 2014 at 2:52 pm
When ghettos start policing their own neighborhoods, ghetto problems will end.
My suburban, mixed race, affluent neighborhood does not see police cars very often. But we also yell at each others’ kids when we see them doing stupid things, and have polite conversations about whose dog is making a mess in the neighborhood.
Every neighborhood I have ever lived in policed itself harder, more strictly, than the police could have done.
August 22nd, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Yeah, but still. Boom. Defeat that arguement
August 22nd, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Dear Uncle,
I would like to add:
‘World Renowned’ private medical investigator =
“But some coroners and medical examiners in Missouri say Parcells has inflated his qualifications and performed autopsies without a medical license. Others allege that doctors whose signatures were on some autopsy reports were not present at the autopsies, did not review the work or never actually signed the documents. Meanwhile, Parcells’ online work profile is filled with inaccurate information.” (May 5th, 2013)
Link:
St. Louis Today – Missouri coroners question practices of forensics company operator
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/missouri-coroners-question-practices-of-forensics-company-operator/article_0662e5b1-dcfa-578f-9487-8ab6a176ea4d.html
August 22nd, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Yep, pretty much dead on…
August 22nd, 2014 at 10:02 pm
The deceased Choirboy’s height and weight are two facts that I have not heard disputed by anyone in this media-manufactured exercise in unidirectional racial violence.
August 22nd, 2014 at 10:56 pm
where are the libertarians? = Why didn’t a bunch of inbred hicks with guns come into town and join the looting?
August 23rd, 2014 at 10:37 am
I still wonder why the federal government sent hundreds of heavily armed personnel to Nevada to strong arm a rancher and his cows, but when a suburb in St. Louis burns, and rioters, pilferers and looters run freely and amok, there’s not one heavily armed G-man to be found.
Just why did the federal government purchase a zillion rounds of ammunition anyway? To police ranchers? Or maybe, to police opposing political party blocs?
August 23rd, 2014 at 12:42 pm
I have still to this day not seen one single MSM report of the size (6’4″/300lb), reputation (thug), nickname (Big Mike) of this “unarmed black teenager”, and not one single detailed mention of the injuries to the cop. One-sided partisan racewar-mongering blood-dancing self-serving insult to the word journalism? What makes you say that?
August 23rd, 2014 at 2:48 pm
He said “rearend”, heh heh heh.
Pretty spot on, really. I am ashamed of my species.