Heard around the house
Junior: I want you to teach me how to fight!
Me: OK. Put up your dukes!
Junior: *puts up dukes*
Me: Can you run away?
Me: Then run. First rule of fighting is not to get in one.
Junior: That’s not what I meant!
Me: But you learned the first rule.
Junior: Fine, I’ll runaway.
Me: Next we’ll work on what you do if you can’t run away.
Junior: *rolls eyes*