“And child protection services, accompanied by several LEOs will be knocking on your door in 3…2…”
An excellent thing. IMHO. My front entryway is rather narrow, but if one has a door wide enough to give a good view of the platoon of neighborhood residents, the squad of lawyers, and the draggle of reporters from the local dailies and TV stations, it may give the bluebellies and bureauc rats pause.
First in teaching him that they (just like chainsaws, tractors, lawnmowers, toaster ovens and lots of other things) can be dangerous if not given the proper respect. Then by showing him how to treat these items and that benefit (even if only “fun”) can be derived by properly harnessing these (potentially) dangerous devices.
Bonus for sharing these insigths with the teacher, and now the entire internet!