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You can’t sell wine in grocery stores because kids will stick it in their pooper

6 Responses to “Logic”

  1. Linoge Says:

    My sheriff is a moron.

  2. rickn8or Says:

    Linoge, you mean UT frat boys can’t figure out how to butt-chug wine bought at a likker store??

    But then again, Tennessee does seem to go out out of its’ way to come up with stupid liquor laws. Such as buying beer at a grocery store. If the checker is under 21, everything comes to a screeching halt until an over-21 comes over to wave the six pack in front of the scanner. Whereupon the over-21 hands it to a sixteen year-old bagger to put in a cart. (And I’m betting the sixteen year-old is the one that moved the beer from the back of the store to the cooler to begin with.)

  3. rickn8or Says:

    And there’s the local “No beer before noon” laws. It’s like the Baptists are afraid all the cold beer will be gone before they get out of church.

  4. TigerStripe Says:

    Removing wine from grocery stores will not remove the idiocy from the brains of those who would “enjoy their wine” in this manner. But somebody needs to do something… for the kids…


  5. Matt in AZ Says:

    Honestly, butt-chugging just cracks me up. It is like the total opposite of a keg stand. So is there a funnel involved? Are people sharing funnels? Should we institute a funnel exchange program to protect habitual butt-chuggers from spreading disease? What is the optimal butt-chugging position and where the fuck does Obama stand (or sit, or recline perhaps) on this issue? I am going to email John Stossel and have him get to the bottom of this.

  6. kaveman Says:

    Gives a new meaning to the term, back-wash.