Linoge, you mean UT frat boys can’t figure out how to butt-chug wine bought at a likker store??
But then again, Tennessee does seem to go out out of its’ way to come up with stupid liquor laws. Such as buying beer at a grocery store. If the checker is under 21, everything comes to a screeching halt until an over-21 comes over to wave the six pack in front of the scanner. Whereupon the over-21 hands it to a sixteen year-old bagger to put in a cart. (And I’m betting the sixteen year-old is the one that moved the beer from the back of the store to the cooler to begin with.)
Honestly, butt-chugging just cracks me up. It is like the total opposite of a keg stand. So is there a funnel involved? Are people sharing funnels? Should we institute a funnel exchange program to protect habitual butt-chuggers from spreading disease? What is the optimal butt-chugging position and where the fuck does Obama stand (or sit, or recline perhaps) on this issue? I am going to email John Stossel and have him get to the bottom of this.