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Breast implants save shooting victim’s life

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  1. Kevin Baker Says:

    …grazed her right arm before travelling through both her surgically enhanced breasts and through her left forearm.

    Sounds like if she’d not been “surgically enhanced” she might have suffered a wound to her left forearm only.

    Hardly saved her life.

  2. rickn8or Says:

    Right Kevin, turned one through-and-through into three. And I’m sure the spillage from the implants was healthy. (Or are they filled with saline these days?)

  3. MrSatyre Says:

    “Chest plate”??? Sternum, maybe? Or was she wearing body armor?

  4. comatus Says:

    Tactical implants just can’t be that far away. Faster, please!