Breast implants save shooting victim’s life
Posted in uncategorized on December 2nd, 2012
by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
…grazed her right arm before travelling through both her surgically enhanced breasts and through her left forearm.
Sounds like if she’d not been “surgically enhanced” she might have suffered a wound to her left forearm only.
Hardly saved her life.
Right Kevin, turned one through-and-through into three. And I’m sure the spillage from the implants was healthy. (Or are they filled with saline these days?)
“Chest plate”??? Sternum, maybe? Or was she wearing body armor?
Tactical implants just can’t be that far away. Faster, please!
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