Me and one of my subs were eating and I had a plate of crayfish in front of me. Mind you, he’s a black guy who could probably bench press about 400 lbs who we’ll call Victor (because that’s his name):
Victor: Man, how do you eat those?
Me: Well, you grab the tail, pull it out and . . .
Victor: (interrupts) No, I mean, they have eyes. (obviously, the eyes thing bugged him)
Me: Well, I don’t eat the eyes.
Victor: EYES, CHANCE! EYES!
I dunno why but it made laugh all day.