You know what else had an impact on humanity, and a shitty one? Marshall Mcfuggin Clu-han, that’s what. How sick I am of this “New! New! All Diffurnt!” bull shit.
Shove head up ass for 30 or so years, then comes the dawning, and of course it’s sunrise over Campobello. “Da Kulcher” has been changing right along, at a nice steady rate, just like human stuff does. But a certain style of consciousness requires a constant, dewy-eyed OMG wachet-auf.
Like a Japanese standup fleshlight of the mind, some cannot be roused otherwise. It’s like the Mothers’ Club president making her first trip to the new mall, and she’d never seen bell-bottom jeans before. You get attention all right; not always of a kind you’d want.
Whoa, whoa, whoa there…the stand up fleshlight was chinese…lets give credit where credit is due. I think The Japanese get credit for the vending machines that offer soiled school-girl panties, however…so they got that going for them.