So, at one of the properties I’m working on, some miscreant came up to an exposed manhole and spray-painted a naked girl on the side of it. Of course, since the property is looking to be sold, that’s an eyesore that I’ll have to take care of. I’m leaving myself a reminder in my phone when the following conversation happens:
Me: Hmm, I wonder how bad it would be if my wife saw “take care of naked girl” on my calendar?
Other guy: Well, you could put “take care of manhole”.
Me: Manhole? Really, that’s better?